Episode One

Rapper and father-to-be Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) hosts a baby shower and discusses the miracle of life with Mr. Drama (@intellegint), FaZe Polanski (@ByYourLogic), and Kirsten Durst (@Lowenaffchen). (Musical guests @ZOLAJESUS and @DanBoeckner) Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) comforts late night listeners with more soothing tales. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42929977

2018 live show featuring poetry and The Farm Report's remembrance of Bill Laimbeer. With @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin (Recorded 2018-12-21).

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

College party guys Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) celebrate Hashman's birthday and help achieve his dream of being the first man to die of a weed overdose, but not before they gift him their favorite strains and read his eulogies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42257007 Branson's new book, "Water, Waste...

Coffee shop owner Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin) and his baristas Jerome Durepois (@intellegint) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson) discuss their good fortune over the past six months and read some new poems. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Fairytale aficionados Bill E. Whippit (@necrobranson), Jensen Cedarwood (@intellegint), Tesco Coppermug (@charlesraustin), and Squeano (@tupacdurex) share some of their favorite fables. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Philosophers Jacques Van Bordeaux (@intellegint) and Ted "Theodeseus" Whip (@charlesraustin) join Dandy (@necrobranson) and his twin brother Randy (@necrobranson) to ponder life's biggest and deepest questions. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about famous writers' writing advice and the drawbacks of an industry that venerates MFAs. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-by-keith-buckley/

Nightclub owners Nos (@necrobranson), Cousin Mickey (@intellegint), and Barry Hovis (@ByYourLogic) discuss the nightclub lifestyle, how to make your nightclub cool, and how to dress for a night out. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41393254 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Investigative TV journalists Chip Carwood (@charlesraustin), Hal Reason (@intellegint), and Garth Oldwell (@necrobranson)—along with the ever-opinionated Dooney Sink (@necrobranson)—file a report on change, sit down with internet sensation Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and discuss a worrisome teen trend with Dr. Rudy VonPoker (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-or...

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about the writing process, their embarrassing earliest attempts at writing, and whether writing a book is easy. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-b...

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) takes a break from his "East to West" program to comfort late night listeners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40820946

Professor Wiebe Eden-Good (@necrobranson) is dismayed to find that Thom Weir (@intellegint) and Gus Agusta (@charlesraustin) show up to the first session of his Rural Sociology 1104 class. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A guided meditation exercise helps listeners center themselves by considering the life and times of Regis Philbin—a force of unrelenting joy. (With @necrobranson and @humidnightblue edited by @thevillainjoel) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40556738 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branso...

Pussy Wallace (@necrobranson) and his drinking buddy Dogeyes (@intellegint) reminisce about their adventures in drinking and discuss their favorite bars. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A discussion of nice candles with Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), and Joel (@thevillainjoel). While we're being self-indulgent, why not mention that Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40175472

Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) delivers his second State of the Union Address at the Terre Haute Hooters, addressesing corruption allegations and announcing his candidacy for Terre Haute mayor. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39939610

Barstool personality Ran Hendricks (@intellegint) sits down with up-and-coming NBA players Tick Montana (@necrobranson), Grigori Basketballovski (@thevillainjoel), and Dallas Uecker (@tom_on_here) to talk about the return of basketball and their time at Disney World.

In a fantasy world that ran out of monsters, Hammer Swinger spends his days bashing peasants instead. But when he turns his back on the Adventurer's Guild, he must face the wrath of King Bastard. (With @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @thevillainjoel & friends)

Fishing pro Harlan Pitts (@necrobranson) enjoys an afternoon of fishing with old timers Pancake (@intellegint), Clarence Clearwater (@charlesraustin), and Keester (@thevillainjoel), trading fishing stories and listening to Bryden Brantley’s song “Fishin’ Line (On My Big Toe).”

Radio personality Wes Argus (@necrobranson) hosts a rollicking NPR roundtable with humorists Brooks Mertle (@intellegint) and Bryon Roseward (@charlesraustin).

Officers Pud Stunk (@necrobranson), Connor O’Grady McKinley (@intellegint), and Joey Prozboziak (@ByYourLogic) discuss anti-cop sentiment and imagine a world that’s safe for cops. Donate to these bail funds: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds

Advice columnists Ansel Manchester (@necrobranson), Henderson Ross (@intellegint), and Chat Dibbins (@charlesraustin) dispense wisdom in response to listeners’ questions. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38888261

Recent high school graduates Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) make preparations for their end-of-summer Bastards Day party while their boy Steez films all the antics.