Episode One

Patch Braddams (Branson) and Mike White (Will) help customers (Andrew, Charles) at the Out of Your Dome Smoke You Out Plus dispensary. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

George Washingborg (Branson) and Mindy Klutz (April Clark) celebrate their marriage with best man Jimmy Dimestore (Andrew), maid of honor Brianna Piranha (Raina Douris), and officiant Roger Goodchurch (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Garbagemen Miles Underbelt (Branson), Wes Sidestory (Andrew), and Randy Vodka (Josh Androsky) collect garbage from various New Yorkers (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Aldo Ceviche (Andrew) calls a Risco customer service representative (Branson) for help with his tablet. Full episode on Pateeon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/437-aldo-risco-157627233 Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Fantasy worldbuilders Raymond Edgar Metric (Branson), Custer Gumption (Charles), and Morticia “Tish” Ravenway (Ty) read selections from their work. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xT...

Crease Cupwell (Branson) and Prep Hemlock (Andrew) participate in the Fingertrap 5K to support the Ron Artest Center for Teens Who Feel Cornered. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Abel Zweihander (Andrew) is good at spells. Cain Zweihander (Branson) is good at websites. The brothers must combine their skills to fulfill a quest from their mentor (Charles) and discover what really happened to their dead parents. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2...

Neighbors Jack (Branson) and Josh (Andrew) discuss the T&A and the P and the V and everything in between. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The crew is ordered to negotiate a dispute between the elderly Fuddyites and the youthful Pesko. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154602945/

Timmy Minneola (Branson), Goose Newsom (Andrew), and Edgar Dumpwink (Charles) debate selections for Gavin Newsom's book club in preparation for his presidential campaign. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Disc...

A group of elected officials share their creative writing. Andrew - Jumbo Cazadores (R-Colorado) Branson - Senator Gilroy Monsanto (R-Indiana) Charles - Noam Atterhoo (D-New York) Jake - Max Stink (Lobbyist, Founder of Conservative Condiments) Julian - Bob Dome (D-Pennsylvania) Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/w...

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) find out about Ohio's latest trends in culture and streetwear from Catfish (Jake) and Baxton Decker (Thomas). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Members of The Knights Who Say Hawk Tuah guild—Lebronkobe (Branson), xxFISHBOYxx (Andrew), EvocativeChap (Tom), and ChubbyDonut99 (CJ)—run a dungeon in Bramblestory. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The riffing therapist Luke Luther Laughmore (Charles) gives his patients (Andrew, Branson) a tight five. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) lead a tour of the Star Wars Safari. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-111-jedis-152058591 Ending song - "Green Yoda": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEZNN4Ei3A Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Intimacy coordinators Casino Carlisle (Branson), George R.R. Word (Charles), and Fallyn Matcha-Dubai (Ty) share their expertise with some of Hollywood's leading actors. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: htt...

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up cheaters. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-110-f-ers-who-151480456

Adventurers Clargon (Felix), Cremo Wheat (Andrew), and Lord Jameson Pigeonsbane (Charles) go to Society Hill to get Clargon's clothes back from King Blargon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-151332761

The USS Lady sets off on its maiden voyage in 1917, and musicians Keister Treacle (Branson), Don Von Bonbon (Andrew), and Joss Loughlin (Charles) debate which songs to play for the passengers. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleIn...

U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that he misallocated funding received under the Tom Sandoval Act. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-109-senate-on-150926513

Terre Haute federal supermax chef/chaplain Chef-Father Brendan Charity (Charles) arranges death row inmate Bud Dupreen's (Branson) final meal and reads him his final prayer. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: discord.gg/xTBVk23

Professor Hozer Deloitte (Branson), his TA Fennel Sedgewick (Charles), and Sports Illustrated journalist Mark Rothko III (Andrew) discuss the ancient Bolted Stone Culture of Ultaic Ridge. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/424-ancient-150028244

Dodger Trautwein (Branson) and Hop Saunders (Charles) practice arguments that may come up in their real lives. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/TroubleInRiverCity Join the E1 Discord: http://discord.gg/xTBVk23

Entrepreneurs Lonnie Middleweight (Branson), Mason Jason Janson (Andrew), and Trench Wayfare (Charles) teach you to take control of your own financial destiny. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-107-alex-wars-148613889