Elliot In The Morning

EITM: 40 Years Of The Taurus 8/19/26 19.08.2026 25:44 ↓

And other soulless cars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Recently Divorced 8/18/26 18.08.2026 27:52 ↓

Do men still call it a ho phase? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Doc Will Not See You Now 8/18/26 18.08.2026 25:49 ↓

Running late at the doctor's office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-TOOT 8/17/26 17.08.2026 17:33 ↓

...bikini. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Acrylic Tick 8/17/26 17.08.2026 34:18 ↓

Happy work anniversary, Krysten! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: It's Cobblin' Time 8/17/26 17.08.2026 30:31 ↓

Kicking (punching) and screaming. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Fastest-Rising Emojis 8/14/26 14.08.2026 22:15 ↓

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EITM: Yips Don't Lie 8/14/26 14.08.2026 24:43 ↓

And I'm starting to feel it's wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Peter Out 8/14/26 14.08.2026 27:43 ↓

I will live in your heart forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Non-Human Resources 8/13/26 13.08.2026 30:14 ↓

Screens gonna screen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Google Noodle 8/13/26 13.08.2026 18:32 ↓

Am I riiiight? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Privacy Rights 8/13/26 13.08.2026 22:38 ↓

McDonald’s? Center! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Dorm & Gloom 8/12/26 12.08.2026 27:51 ↓

Keeping college kids clean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Gender Conceal 8/12/26 12.08.2026 23:32 ↓

When inclusivity is inconclusive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Mass Hysteria 8/12/26 12.08.2026 15:05 ↓

Zero? Gee!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Me Myself And I 8/11/26 11.08.2026 25:50 ↓

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The King Is Dead, Long Live The King 8/11/26 11.08.2026 22:36 ↓

But without the accession...or the passing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Lost, Found, And Bound 8/10/26 10.08.2026 25:37 ↓

Holy scrap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Elliot's Mystery Dinner 8/10/26 10.08.2026 8:54 ↓

Not a murder mystery dinner, although it does sound like they murdered some food. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Marching Band 8/10/26 10.08.2026 27:54 ↓

Give it a parade rest? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Cavities & Appointment Schedules 8/7/26 07.08.2026 24:58 ↓

'Things You Fill' for $500, Alex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Jail Cell Phone 8/7/26 07.08.2026 22:08 ↓

Before (and during) and after. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Shambhala Music Festival 8/7/26 07.08.2026 26:36 ↓

Welcome to the Farmily. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Red Rocks 8/6/26 06.08.2026 18:54 ↓

Park AND (!) Amphitheatre. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Torture Party 8/6/26 06.08.2026 26:35 ↓

Shocking, to say the least. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.