Elliot In The Morning

EITM: EJECTED 9/16/26 16.09.2026 31:57 ↓

One of the world's most exclusive clubs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Canine Cataplexy 9/16/26 16.09.2026 19:05 ↓

Also known as dogaplexy...now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Golf Flap 9/15/26 15.09.2026 31:12 ↓

No meowing, please. Can we all at least agree on that? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Gerbil 9/15/26 15.09.2026 28:57 ↓

An urban legend of mythic proportions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Grounds For Suspension 9/15/26 15.09.2026 25:34 ↓

Coffee in the classroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Accentdent 9/14/26 14.09.2026 28:57 ↓

Is your way of speaking a scammer's way in? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Hear & Say 9/14/26 14.09.2026 19:26 ↓

The ethics of gossip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Repayment Avoidance 9/11/26 11.09.2026 40:32 ↓

Elliot, Diane (?), and...Josh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Called Down To The Majors 9/11/26 11.09.2026 19:52 ↓

High school football gets the assembly treatment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Existential Threat 9/10/26 10.09.2026 32:11 ↓

Not AIght. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Ex-istential Threat 9/10/26 10.09.2026 18:29 ↓

Old partner, new co-worker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: This Is (Not) Jeopardy! 9/9/26 09.09.2026 22:48 ↓

Trying to provide the answers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Tiki Takeover with Switchfoot 9/9/26 09.09.2026 16:03 ↓

A recap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Alack 9/8/26 08.09.2026 29:56 ↓

...of furries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Gas Puzzler 9/8/26 08.09.2026 29:05 ↓

How to beat the high prices. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Old People Smell 9/4/26 04.09.2026 21:31 ↓

It's a thing and they do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Underwear Overreaction 9/4/26 04.09.2026 21:00 ↓

Can whities be too tighty? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Chips Are Down 9/4/26 04.09.2026 20:03 ↓

Because you-know-who is up to no good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: On The Scent 9/3/26 03.09.2026 24:42 ↓

Passing the sniff test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Petersburg FIRE! 9/3/26 03.09.2026 20:55 ↓

To the best of his ability. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Neal Augenstein & Lauryn Ricketts 9/3/26 03.09.2026 14:04 ↓

Are they off the list? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Upper-Body Injury 9/2/26 02.09.2026 18:03 ↓

Oh, we are saying the puck penetrated the hockey player's head causing memory loss plus coordination of eyesight and he has never been on the ice again? Got it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Missing Cat 9/2/26 02.09.2026 21:37 ↓

*NEAL AUGENSTEIN SIG OUT* See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Formerly Employed 9/2/26 02.09.2026 30:24 ↓

Consequently destroyed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Blur By Caesar 9/1/26 01.09.2026 26:10 ↓

Salad? WORD. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.