DeHuff Uncensored

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, so 6 more weeks of winter. DeHuff gives you a list of other Groundhog days mascots - including some rejected ones. DIA (Denver International Airport) needs about $12m to upgrade and clean its tunnel system. Now Connery is thinking it has to do with reptilian people. Flight crew forced to scoop feces. Philippine Airlines had all 11 of its toilet break on a 15 hour...

Bill Belichick got snubbed by the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and HOFer Jimmy Johnson is not happy about it. Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton may have crossed a line with Bo Nix and his injury. Shedeur Sanders was named to the Pro Bowl due to Drake Maye going to the Super Bowl. Todd Monken got the HC job for the Browns, and Emmanuel Acho gave terrible advice to Shedeur Sanders in regards to it...

DeHuff upset a spam caller and now might be on a special list. Columbia Sportswear has a beer made from bear poop called Nature Calls. Sydney Sweeney is under fire by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, after a promo stunt for her Syrn lingerie brand had her leaving a bra on the famed Hollywood sign. Connery defends Sydney. Skier mauled by snow leopard after getting too close for a picture. Aussie...

The Denver Broncos lost to the New England Patriots. Jarrett Stidham did not impress anyone. Sean Payton opted to not kick an easy field goal, and mix that with a terrible Stidham turnover, and the Broncos missed out on Super Bowl 60. We hear from Will Lutz, Jarrett Stidham, Sean Payton, and RJ Harvey. The LA Rams ended up losing to the Seattle Seahawks. The best story: Sam Darnold is headed to th...

Most of the United States is frozen. A Florida man could go to prison for 5 years after throwing a ketchup packet. A Delaware man had intercourse with a s3x worker on a school bus. Connery was blindsided by this story. Man accused of stuffing brisket, wine down pants at Florida supermarket. Cowboy DeHuff knows BBQ, and said that it has a special name.     #funnynews #newsupdate #news #comedy #humo...

The Kansas City Chiefs agree to terms to bring back Eric Bieniemy as offensive coordinator. Does this fix the broken Chiefs? I preview the NFC Championship as the Seahawks host the Rams . Seattle's defense (THE DARK SIDE) will battle Mathew Stafford and the Rams. But are the Rams fool’s gold? Sam Darnold may be headed to Super Bowl 60. The AFC Championship is filled with doubt as Jarrett Stidham t...

The Kansas City Chiefs agree to terms to bring back Eric Bieniemy as offensive coordinator. Does this fix the broken Chiefs? I preview the NFC Championship as the Seahawks host the Rams . Seattle's defense (THE DARK SIDE) will battle Mathew Stafford and the Rams. But are the Rams fool’s gold? Sam Darnold may be headed to Super Bowl 60. The AFC Championship is filled with doubt as Jarrett Stidham t...

Connery DeHuff co-hosts the show, and things go off the rail very quickly. Lazy tech workers set a Guinness World record by keeping 25 balloons in the air for one minute. This led to the question: Who’s most likely to waste time at their job? Sales guy, I.T. guy, or manager. A hearse in Australia is going viral. It was seen hauling a casket as it was going through a McDonald's drive thru. After fo...

Bo Nix broke his ankle during the Broncos win over the Bills. Now Jarrett Stidham will take over at QB. I explain how that works in Denver’s favor. Bill’s Mafia is upset with the refs in their loss. We hear from rules expert, Gene Steratore, and Shannon Sharpe. Vic Lombardi has some harsh words for Buffalo Bills fans when it comes to Josh Allen. Riley Moss gave us an amazing soundbite. The Bills f...

In this episode of  DeHuff Uncensored , the NFL carousel goes completely off the rails. DeHuff breaks down the shocking move of  John Harbaugh landing with the New York Giants  on a massive five-year, $100 million deal, and why pairing him with  Dart and Skattebo  could finally mean big things for Big Blue. Meanwhile,  Mike Tomlin steps down in Pittsburgh after 19 seasons, leaving the Steelers sea...

DeHuff Gets Humiliated at Home DeHuff’s 12-year-old son officially asserted dominance in a wrestling match, winning with a devastating elbow straight to the junk. DeHuff’s pride may never recover. Justice for Jack Bauer Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after an Uber driver allegedly refused to let him out of the car, leading to a threat. DeHuff explains why he 100% believes Kiefer—because if Jack Ba...

Wild Card Weekend delivered chaos, pettiness, and at least one emotional child. The Bears shocked the Packers, and new Chicago head coach Ben Johnson sealed it with the most disrespectful victory lap possible — a running handshake that somehow said “good game” and “hold this L” at the same time. In L.A., the Rams survived a Panthers scare, which raised the important question: are the Rams secretly...

Australia reminded us why it’s basically Earth’s DLC level after a huntsman spider exploded into hundreds of babies all over a bathroom, instantly lowering global bathroom usage by 40%. In Phoenix, a Waymo self-driving car decided roads were overrated and confidently drove onto light-rail tracks—with a passenger still along for the ride—proving AI can also make wildly bad life choices. A woman on...

The NFL coaching carousel is officially spinning. The Miami Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel, the Baltimore Ravens move on from John Harbaugh, and suddenly half the league is shopping for a head coach. We break down the biggest openings, the hottest candidates, and who makes sense where. Plus, it’s NFL Wild Card Weekend—full previews, bold predictions, and at least one take that will absolutely age poo...

Connery produced today’s show, so be ready. Despite Tik-Tok conspiracy theories, Stranger Things didn’t release an extra episode that fixed its mistakes from its finale. News agencies across the United States removed an article praising the first baby born in the new year, after it was discovered that the parents both cheated on their spouses. A thief stole the famous walrus p3nis from Camden, New...

NFL coaches are getting axed, including another Raiders disaster, proving once again that Vegas might be the worst job in football. An Australian town has to beg people to stop chewing on public toilet seats. “Karen” is officially cancelled — DeHuff reveals the new name replacing her. One man eats 1,000 sardines in a month and pays the ultimate price. The Denver Broncos lock up the No. 1 seed, Bo...

NFL coaches are getting axed, including another Raiders disaster, proving once again that Vegas might be the worst job in football. An Australian town has to beg people to stop chewing on public toilet seats. “Karen” is officially cancelled — DeHuff reveals the new name replacing her. One man eats 1,000 sardines in a month and pays the ultimate price. The Denver Broncos lock up the No. 1 seed, Bo...

Forget New Year’s resolutions — they’re just goals with a PR problem. A North Florida man allegedly robs a meat market completely naked, and Momma DeHuff might’ve seen more than she wanted. Northern California squatters face an unexpected samurai-style eviction, the Denver Broncos gear up to dominate the Chargers with Bo Nix weighing in, Nostradamus maybe predicts the future of this show, and DeHu...

Connery and Cowboy DeHuff host the 2025 DeHuff podcast: Year in Review. What are some of the most bizarre things doctors found in people's rectum? Crazy Guinness World Records set this year. An insane list of dumb stories that dominated the headlines: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Gulf of America, Coldplay KISS-CAM, 3i Atlas, Phillies Karen,Shohei Ohtani dominates, UFC heads to the White House, a...

Santa’s on notice as Connery and Cowboy argue Krampus deserves the gig. A priceless crown gets wrecked in China (Cowboy has a very “non-scientific” explanation), AI sex bots are apparently outpacing humans in the kink department, and radioactive shrimp are back to haunt America. Plus: cancer-curing frog guts, the Bears flirting with Indiana, the Chiefs are headed to Kansas, Marvel resurrecting Cap...

Christmas is almost here, so Connery and DeHuff do the responsible thing and absolutely destroy Santa. A hospital allegedly loses part of a patient’s skull and thinks a  $25 gas card  fixes it. A guy in China tries to get a refund on his ex-fiancée for eating too much. Jake Paul gets his jaw broken by Anthony Joshua—should he finally stop boxing? The Cowboys are officially out, Jerry Jones has “pl...

Power outages are rolling across Colorado’s Front Range (thanks, Xcel Energy), and Connery is deeply concerned about the real victims: local strip clubs. Meanwhile,  Zootopia 2  has accidentally inspired chaos in China, as a character named Gary leads young people to start buying  venomous pit vipers . Aussie DeHuff weighs in on whether a deadly snake makes a good holiday gift (spoiler: probably n...

DeHuff pitches a bold cinematic vision where the hero solves crime by exclusively shooting bad guys in the junk, instantly dividing America. GameStop’s “Trade Anything Day” goes off the rails with reported trade-ins that include a goose and a bobcat, inspiring Cowboy to pitch his own completely unhinged trade-in ideas. In a rare moment of generational unity, DeHuff finds himself agreeing with Gen...

In this wild new episode, DeHuff prepares for an upcoming educational panel , which—let’s be honest—is almost guaranteed to crash and burn the moment he opens his mouth. He dives into the bizarre “6-7 trend” that forced In-N-Out Burger to remove the number 67 from their ticket system, and then tells the story of a Florida man who insisted he teleported into a stolen BMW before crashing it. Oreo an...

In this episode, a California man who’s ridden Disneyland’s Cars attraction over 15,000 times , forcing Connery to unveil his theory that the dude is actually hunting down a Star Wars icon hiding in Radiator Springs. Meanwhile, new data shows residents of Long Island, Brooklyn, and Queens consume more OnlyFans than entire countries, so Connery offers a very necessary PSA: adult content is free, yo...