Cereal Killers

Andrew isn’t very impressed, but Lucky just rode into town on his rainbow with a limited edition box of Lucky Charms for St. Patrick’s Day! Then, some delightful Frosted Mini Spooners from Malt-O-Meal. You may know that Ezekiel is bread found in the freezer section, but did you know it’s cereal as well?  We’ll try the cinnamon raisin variety while reading some bible quotes.  Why?  You’ll see… Beco...

We love when Danielle stops by because Andrew looks like a deer in the headlights when Scotty tries to stump him with old songs and TV themes.  Once again…success!  We’ll try some more old school Shredded Wheat, a new Strawberry Shortcake Cap’n Crunch and some disappointing Kellogg’s Krave from across the pond. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--42...

How about some GIANT Crunch Berries?  Why?  Well, why not?  We’ll try those, plus another Quaker Simply Granola, and we’ll head to Poland again for a Nestle Cereal that Andrew hates. Oh…and we’ll hear some interesting things about Scotty’s grandparents. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkillers...

Life is good…the strawberry one, anyway.  We’ll try that, plus – some bird nest courtesy of Fiber One, and Tootie stops by! (well, in cereal form) Remember Dolly Madison ice cream?  Well guess what…Andrew doesn’t.  Shocker. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkillerspc.com/ See omnystudio.com/lis...

Not sure if it’s a good thing or not, but Greg T briefly joins us to try some of Barbara’s Morning Oat Crunch. It’s always interesting when he shows up. Then we kick him out and get on to trying the delicious Cinnamon Frosted Flakes and a “healthy” Froot Loops wannabe from Freedom Foods.  Oh…and listen carefully for when Andrew thinks that Regis is still hosting “LIVE”. Become a supporter of this...

Well, since Andrew will never be on SURVIVOR, we’ll bring Season 32 (Kaôh Rōng) winner, Michele Fitzgerald, to Cereal Killers! She’ll help us check out a new (highly rated) Malt-O-Meal variety, some Mueslix that she can bring to the island, and a hoppin’ cereal from Poland. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: http...

Andrew’s sister Jackie joins us as we head to Poland to try some listener provided, candy bar themed cereal! Plus, we’ll try some plain old bran flakes and the new Frosted Honey Bunches Of Oats. Then, Scotty breaks out some Alt Rock to try to stump the older Millennial. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://...

We try it…so you don’t have to! Danielle joins us to blow through 4 boxes of listener supplied Magic Spoon Keto-Friendly Cereal. Surprisingly, she *kinda* likes some of it. Her taste buds must have been burned off in a horrible accident. Then Nate pops in to introduce us to his favorite childhood cereal…Peanut Butter Bumpers! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cer...

Post has really been spot on with their Great Grains cereals…and here’s another.  Plus, the classic Quaker Oatmeal Squares and we’ll head south of the border to try some Zucaritas from El Kellogg’s! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkillerspc.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Hilarious…Andrew doesn’t know what a Cling Peach is!  Oh, you don’t either? Scotty will clue you in when we try Peach Cheerios. Plus a new Special K and a giant brick of shredded wheat.  Diamond and Andrew will bother Scotty the whole time. Good times! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkillersp...

This description will only make sense on release date, but oh well.  Scotty was sick and screwed everything up. In any event, in this episode, we’ll check out another Kellogg’s Raisin Bran…this one with a scoop of raisins and a scoop of cranberries.  Then more Kellogg’s loops as they introduce a new cereal that should have been out years ago.  Then a non-descript box of knock-off Cinnamon Toast Cr...

We’ll try 2 different medley cereals…one from Quaker and one from General Mills. Then, in marches the Queen. The Quinoa Queen! She needs to be dethroned immediately.  We’ll get a visit from Max The Schnauzer, and will Garrett finally get to try something??? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkil...

So excited that Elvis actually requested to do an episode with us! He’s here to try some ice cream themed cereals including Drumstick Mint Chocolate and Neapolitan Puffs Cereal from Trader Joe’s. Plus some underwhelming Special K and we’ll head across the pond for some weird, giant Rice Krispies as Scotty gets to play the Cereal Killers International Jingle! Become a supporter of this podcast: htt...

Danielle just can’t stay away.  Who can blame her? She helps Scotty & Andrew evaluate another here today, gone tomorrow, Kellogg’s Cereal.  Then to a cardboard Kashi Cereal and a special bonus box from our listener, Marc.   Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkillerspc.com/ See omnystudio.com/lis...

Not only is Andrew finally back, but we get a visit from Danielle Monaro! At this point, she’s our part time co-host. Anyway, another candy themed cereal from General Mills makes an appearance, as well as a kinda classic Raisin Bran, some giant Reese’s Puffs, and we’ll head across the pond and hang with Coco The Monkey, as we go international! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreak...

Another example of Andrew not caring about this podcast, he is missing and we needed a new episode.  So, since Scotty cares about you, he reviews 3 cereals with his daughter Ashley.  12 year olds can’t quite argue as well as a millennial, so this episode is fairly short.  We’ll try (and Andrew will miss) the all-new General Mills mash-up of Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms, then the classic Banana Nut...

Welcome to the first episode of 2020!  Enter our stinky studio as we try a relatively new berry Cheerios variety, as well as another Honey Bunches Of Oats flavor.  Then we travel to Japan through the magic of Matcha Green Tea cereal.  Not sure if that was the best idea.  Bonsai!  Ummm…that means planted in a container.  Possibly where this cereal will end up. Become a supporter of this podcast: ht...

Welcome to our year-end special! Awards going to the best and worst cereals of the year, plus a very heartwarming Spoony awarded in honor of our friend Wilford Brimley.  In between awards, Andrew gets stumped (shocker) by more 80s TV themes, and we try some Secret Squirrel provided new cereals…Special K Banana and the highly anticipated and slightly disappointing Trix Tolls World Cereal. So squeez...

Trying out the new Cheerios Oat Crunch variety…plus, the classic Grape Nuts Flakes.  Then we get to some coconut.  Andrew thinks he’s sucking down Coppertone, while Scotty is kinda into it.  Plus, fights and make ups, as usual. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: https://www.cerealkillerspc.com/ See omnystudio.com...

So excited that Danielle joins us again in this episode to try the all new Hershey’s Kisses cereal, courtesy of our Secret Squirrel! Then some OG Special K and another Pop Tarts Cereal variety.  Plus, we’ll sprinkle in some 80s TV theme songs to make Andrew cock his head like a confused puppy. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Su...

Somehow, this one’s a 4-boxer! We’ll try another slew of blueberry cereals…who knew there were so many?? The all-new Eggo Blueberry Waffle Cereal makes an appearance, plus another Kellogg’s blueberry cereal, in the form of Frosted Mini Wheats.  Then we’ll take on a Kashi clusters cereal and the bonus, back from the dead, Blueberry Muffin Toasters from Malt-O-Meal! Become a supporter of this podcas...

Andrew thought he would contribute a cereal for review…bad idea.  I’m guessing someone likes Tumeric in their cereal…but Scotty and special guest Danielle, do not!  Mom gets another shot with some marshmallows and some OG Special K, from all the way back in 19 Double Nickel!  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support . Support the show: ht...

Welcome back Eggo Cereal! While excitedly trying the homestyle version along with some old Red, White & Blue Cap’n Crunch and some organic cacao stuff, for whatever reason, Scotty was triggered by old 90’s alternative song titles that Andrew didn’t even realize he was saying.  The clueless fun ensues.   Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/su...

So excited that Danielle joins us for the Christmas episode!  Sadly, most of these cereals are pretty awful.  We’ll take a look at the new Elf On The Shelf Cereal, along with Holiday Rice Krispies and Gingerbread Life.  Does Andy like it?  We’ll see!  Then our savior comes along…French Toast Crunch!  Thanks General Mills!  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal...

In this episode, our old pals Carla Marie & Anthony stop by to try some cereals, that apparently will all make Carla have gas and diarrhea. So let’s go!  We’ll dive into some Honey Bunches Of Oats with PeCANS (or PeCONS if you’re silly), then some good for your gut Happy Inside from Kellogg’s, and the newest of the Pop-Tarts Cereal…Cookies & Crème!  Get ready for Scotty to get mad as everyone talk...