Bitch Don't Be Dumb

I am.

They never do.

Your mama is BACK, bitches. Life has been kicking my ass lately, but we are NOT doing another boo-hoo episode. We’re getting back to our roots with the 10 Bad Bitch Commandments — keep secrets, keep it cute, don’t take shit, get your bag, play the field, learn shit, break the fucking rules and, most importantly, be your goddamn self. Being a bad bitch isn’t about the dude you’re with, what you’re...

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Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Hey BDs!!! Y'all are too classy to be told, I know - however, WE NEVER DISCRIMINATE! This week I talk about how when one Tiky Toker was trying to help me, someone on the sidelines came in with the hate. Meanwhile, that same hater will be the tattooed faced drunk fool talkin about "Boo hoo for me".  Just because people have a social media follow...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb , Yo Mama gets back to what she does best: talking shit. After a few heavy weeks, she dives into the burning question of why she wishes she wanted to eat pussy—but simply, tragically, does not. She gets into sexuality, bisexuality, sexual pressure, being a straight woman who genuinely loves dick, the apparent superiority of le...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Your mama is getting absolutely fucked by life right now, but somehow she’s still standing. This week: PERSEVERANCE. What matters to you, what you’re willing to fight for, and how the fuck you keep going when everything seems determined to knock you flat. Also: Australia, homelessness, a dog who apparently needs a six-month immigration process, and your mama...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! This week, Yo Mamma makes a decision: fuck it, we're going back to Australia. After two brutal years in the US, another big job falling through, and watching my bank account slowly bleed to death, I've stopped trying to force a life that clearly isn't working. The plane tickets are booked, the countdown is on, and in seven weeks I'm moving...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Welcome to another episode BDs. This week is for the real BDs, the ones who follow along. Yo Mama is in a state of utter vulnerability sharing the shambles of her current circumstances, what got her here, and how she's going to try to get around it. Moral of the story: real bitches don't break. Strap in.

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Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Episode 30 is a little different. Your mama missed Wednesday (don't start 😂), so we're pulling up on a Friday for a catch-up. This one's less about clap-flapping and more about real life. I talk about what the last two years have actually looked like—from workplace trauma and applying for hundreds of jobs, to wondering how the hell I'm go...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb , Yo Mama is defending every woman who's ever been judged for having a drink, smoking a joint, or doing whatever she needs to take the edge off. From double standards and cannabis to pharmaceuticals, motherhood, trauma, and society's obsession with policing women's behaviour, this episode is all about one...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb , Yo Mama takes a break from her own dumpster fire of a life to talk about somebody else's. Using the Bunny and Jelly Roll split as a jumping-off point, this episode dives into fame, money, loyalty, weight loss, relationships, getting older, and why you should never assume that what you're seeing online is the...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! This week, Yo Mama is talking about something that doesn't get nearly enough credit when life goes sideways: getting cracked. After spending the past few months stressed, overwhelmed, and staring down some pretty serious life problems, I had to stop and ask myself a simple question: when was the last time I actually relaxed and enjoyed myself? The answer...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Yo Mama is back after two weeks of absolute chaos. Between quitting Whole Foods after three days, juggling multiple court matters, fighting with insurance companies, dealing with money stress, getting noise complaints because her children exist, and trying to keep her life from going completely off the rails, this week's episode is a behind-the-scenes to...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Yo babies, we have no rights... mainly because we have vaginas. Yo Mama is here to share. Back with the attack after a week of slack. Shout out da BeDees. #DontDropItDontStopIt

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! A chaotic, funny, and brutally honest episode where Yo Mama opens by admitting she completely lost track of the days and accidentally missed the usual Wednesday upload. What starts as a rant about being overwhelmed quickly turns into a bigger conversation about how women get labeled “bitches” simply for being direct, assertive, or good at their jobs. Drawing...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! You weren’t confused. You were ignoring it. This episode is about women staying in relationships with men who were never actually into them—and then twisting themselves into knots trying to make it make sense. He didn’t pursue you. He avoided intimacy. You felt uncertain more than desired. And instead of clocking it, you explained it away. “Gay played” isn’t...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Stop giving a fuck about celebrities. They don’t know you, they don’t care about you, and they definitely don’t need your money. The internet just keeps shoving them in your face so you stay distracted, keep comparing yourself, and keep spending. Meanwhile you’re sitting there watching their fake, overproduced lives instead of handling your own. It’s not admi...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! The title explains it all! Yo Mamma is here to let y'all know, having babies with randos to kill Tik Tok live time should not be a thing. Let's all think about who we let inside of us and what the true outcome is! Children are people, not props. Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Fight wit yo man ladies! Thank me later. Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! “She let herself go.” Shut the fuck up. She didn’t “go” anywhere — she just stopped performing for you. That phrase isn’t descriptive, it’s control. It’s a warning to women: stay polished, stay desirable, or you’ve failed. Meanwhile men can fall apart publicly and it’s just called “life.” A woman changes — weight, energy, priorities — and suddenly it’s a char...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Cute bitches bounce. Not later. Not after you beg. Not after you overthink. Early. If it feels off, it is. If you’re confused, that’s your answer. No chasing. No explaining. No waiting. You bounce. Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! Bitch, That’s Not Perimenopause Everyone on the internet suddenly has perimenopause. Bad mood? Hormones. Can’t sleep? Hormones. Your life is chaotic? …still hormones. Let’s get one thing straight — the perimenopause panic industry around it is out of control . Ladies, stop letting a profession built by men define your body. This episode breaks down how a norm...

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!! In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb , Yo Mama delivers a simple philosophy: being a hot bitch isn’t just about looks—it’s about being smart, curious, and leveling yourself up. She talks about why women should prioritize learning, paying attention to the world around them, and sharpening their minds instead of wasting time chasing validation or playing dumb...