Bitch Bible

Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her grandmothers sex life and tips on keeping your marriage SPICY. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three impromptu musical performances. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning,  changing his ways and the benefits of weed. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, fornicating with Leo DiCaprio or marrying right this episode is for you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .