Bear Attack

Our dear friends: it's October, it's episode 13, let's talk Halloween! We talk about the origins of Halloween, The Legend of the Headless Horseman, and pretty disturbing true story about H.H. Holmes Murder Castle. There's all sorts of shenanigans as usual. Panda Bear may or may not have had a seizure playing 5 Nights at Freddy's. I (Blitz Bear) don't have a whole lot to say about it other than gra...

Welcome to Eddie Two G’s living room! We have a theme episode for you this time! Polar Bear wants to know, “what makes us go ‘oh my lanta?!’ (aka PG WTF?!)” It’s a wild episode; not to be missed! It’s definitely worth sticking to the end. Polar kicks it off with stories of the sketchy bus stop/gas station in the area where he works. Front in center is a lady who runs out of her dress. Also there’s...

What is up? Happy fall. It's here. It's that time again. . . Despite our exhaustion from the work week, Panda Bear, Polar Bear, and Blitz Bear have topics for your mental stimulation. First up: music. As almost always. Panda and Eddie Two Gs saw Iron Maiden and The Raven Age. He tells us about their legendary props. Apparently Blitz hates all music. And why is Polar Bear aggressively indiffer...

Helloooo! We've hit double digits! Thank you so much for your support so far, it's super cool! This week, we have a longer one for you. The bears welcome their first guest on the show, Eddie Double Gs. Panda kicks the show off by informing us as to how the upcoming A Day To Remember album got its name. And speaking of music, was Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame a good drummer? Our resident drummer...

Hey friend! Here’s our 9th episode; and it is full of technical difficulties! Things get switched up this episode as Polar Bear goes first this time, telling us about his honeymoon. Sort of. Not really. Also, is the Mexican government watching Bear Attack? Blitz shares a lengthy story about jalapeño taffy he shared on the plane while in route to Polar’s wedding. He ends up saying “boobs” a lot. ....

Welcome back friends! The bears are all together again for the first time since episode 4. We’re in celebration mode because at the time of this recording, Polar Bear was about 72 hours from his wedding! Head over to our Facebook and wish him a good life! Panda spent the night holding back maggots. Meaning he went to see Slipknot. Also in concert: Volbeat, Gojira, and Behemoth. Polar Bear has a ge...

Yooo! July is going, going, almost gone! As we say good bye to it, Blitz Bear talks french fries. We talk for about a half-an-hour about all sorts of things fries. Included is a story about the homoerotic date Panda and Blitz went on. Also included is a story about Polar Bear's friend who had a date who wanted (and got) to suck his toes.  Polar Bear talks Van Helsing. Which turns into a discu...

The boys are back in town! Hello, nice to see you again! It's summer and summer means movies! If you read the title, we talk about that movie (spoilers) and also the "technical" end of phase 3: Spider-Man Far From Home (no spoilers). Afterwards the show's very first guest pops in to say hi! It's really uneventful and brief but #CalebBear. However, it does lead to the question, what should we...

Blitz talks about the origins of our name and our international listeners. We also ramble about food poisoning, friend of the podcast Mr. Coon, and all sorts of other things. Polar Bear talks about inside jokes, idioms, gives a history lesson on whoopy caps, and does a fantastic impression of a Riverdale character. #ItsBettyCooper. Also, there’s an incredible story about his rodeo buddy who caught...

Hello friends! Welcome back! This is the last episode of the bears’ trip home from California. Blitz Bear has everyone play Two Truths and A Lie, but in the interest of time we just tell one truth that sounds like a lie. And the result does not disappoint!  Polar Bear leads us is a sort-but-sweet discussion about lifted trucks and redneck culture.  And Panda Bear has us dip our toes in t...

Welcome back! We have a sort episode for you this week. Please let us know what you think of it!  In this one Panda asks when did cartoons go down hill? Where old cartoons racist?  Polar leads us in a conversation of legend, lore, and history. We talk about swords and kings and rivals-in-love and the Bible! It's not to be missed!  And finally Blitz talks about sleep and gets intimat...

Welcome to Panda's truck again! On our trip home from California, Nate hates on Grammy winning "metal" band Ghost, Sam makes a very compelling case for the existence of El Chupacabra, and Sam has us go on record about our personal pizza beliefs. There's a bunch of other little nuggets sprinkled in: hot takes on religion, Polar Bear getting shivved in high school, and more!

Welcome to the first and least put-together episode of Bear Attack! In this episode we ride in Panda's truck on the way back from a truly memorable weekend in Hollywood. This one is for the metalheads as we talk a lot about the Collapse The World Tour show we attended. Later, Polar Bear tells a legendary story about his old man and a possible run in with bigfoot!