ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

S1 : EP9 In today’s episode, we’re diving into the wild world of voices! From vocal fry to baby talk, we’ll be pointing out and making fun of the different ways people speak. Join us for a hilarious ride through the most cringeworthy, bizarre, and attention-grabbing voices around—because today, we just feel like talking smack! We’ll cover: - High-pitched, nails-on-a-chalkboard voices - That lethar...

S1 : EP8 Hit the road with us as we explore the quirky, hilarious, and sometimes bizarre world of driving! Whether you're a road trip pro or just trying to survive the daily commute, we’ve got you covered. In today’s episode, we dive into everything from weird behind-the-wheel habits (like nose picking and flossing, yep, we said it) to the strange sights we spot on highways. We also spill some...

S1 : EP7 Welcome to the wild side of pet obsession. Art Vile and Elliot dive headfirst into the madness of modern pet culture—where fur babies get birthday parties, custom piñatas, and professional photoshoots. Emotional support animals are taking over the world (and our hearts), but why the hell is it okay to self-certify them? Shouldn’t there be a law against it? Get ready for wild stories, pers...

S1 : EP6 In this no-holds-barred episode, we’re diving into the digital divide between generations—how tech-savvy young folks have the advantage, while older generations often feel left in the dust or flat-out refuse to adapt. Art Vile vents about the death of handwriting and the fact that young people will never know the emotional punch of opening a handwritten letter, or pouring your heart out i...

S1 : EP5 In this episode, we dive into the hilarious and chaotic world of hoarding, thrift store obsession, and the wild reasons we hold on to everything from old receipts to expired food. Join us as we explore the quirky habit of collecting things—whether it’s trinkets, clothes or ketchup packets and how these little treasures pile up into mountains of clutter in our lives. From Art’s unkempt car...

S1 : EP4 In this eerie episode, we explore strange phenomena and share our personal encounters with the supernatural. We start by asking: do you believe in ghosts? We also dive into earthquake lights—strange flashes observed before or during quakes, like the Northridge Earthquake of 1994. Could these mysterious lights be linked to shifting tectonic plates or aliens? Art recalls a childhood Ouija b...

S1 : EP3 In this episode, we dive deep (pun intended!) into the difference between simply floating and truly knowing how to swim. We explore the dangers of pretending you can swim when you really can’t, all sparked by one of Elliot's favorite viral videos—“They call me Michael Phelps” swimmer video. Ever wonder why people lie about their swimming abilities? It can lead to some seriously dangerous...

S1: EP2 In this episode, Elliot and Art spill the brutal truth about their childhoods, starting with how Elliot’s teachers crossed the line from educators to full-blown bullies, constantly digging into his personal life like it was a sick hobby. Also the time Elliot walked into school smelling like a skunk (yep, that happened), and it was a perfect storm for social suicide. Art lays out the savage...

S1: EP1 Get ready for a comedic deep dive into Disney parents and their questionable life choices. In this episode “Disney Personality Disorder”, we ask the hard-hitting questions: Are Disney parents actually insane, or is it just that magical fairy dust making them even worse? And, let’s be real—would these cartoon moms and dads survive in the real world, or would CPS be knocking on their door be...