Anime Pulse

Alright ladies. Get your makeup on, your teeth polished, and your tits waxed. Except you, Miss Sicily. You’re just doing what you can with what god gave you. While we’re waiting for them to get their act together, we’ve got a movie in the vein of the beauty industry. We’ve got the mockumentary, Drop Dead Gorgeous(1999). It’s centered on a small town’s beauty contest that feeds into a larger nation...

This week on Anime Pulse we got an end to endless cookies, preventative maintenance, and a very mid summoner. Up first Joseph is ready to enjoy a three day weekend as he has the suspension in his car replaced, and Andrew is asking us what our least and most favorite instances of Deus Ex in anime are. Then in the industry news we cover topics like the passing of another great anime and manga author...

This week on VGP, we have the biggest derp that we’ve EVER had in the history of this show LOL. We start out with side notes of snow and work, before diving into the regular news where we discuss Logan Paul back at it again, Nintendo getting away with joycon drift, a lot of cheaters getting their just desserts, and a lot of legal cases getting settlements!! After the news we go over the disc...

How many organs do people need actually? If you know and are some sort of organ expert, we need your feedback. Apparently the local prosecutor has decided that local children and obnoxious adults need ALL of them. They were clearly not using them based on their social media post history. When you repost MLM scams you’re signaling to the world that your kidneys are free to a good home. Onto the man...

This week on Anime Pulse we got shocking non-dropped anime, stealing New Year's Post Cards, and a spicy wolf. Up first Joseph is already planning a trip to Otakon in 2024, and Andrew is stuck in Scotland. Then in the industry news we talk about a real meaty Burger King sandwich, the reason why anime are being delayed so often these days, and the One Piece studio wants to keep making money. Finally...

Before the made for streaming movies there were made for TV movies. Those still exist if you count Hallmark and other channels. Most are crap but every once in a while someone would put a nice modest budget together and see what happens. Which is how we got The Park Is Mine(1985) from HBO. We open with a man at the top of a hospital, yelling about no one listening. He jumps to his death. In comes...

This week on Anime Pulse we got a really expensive Pokemon card, disappointing potlucks, and more dropped anime. Up first Joseph is debating participating in the next company potluck at his offline job, and Andrew pulls through on putting a community question out before the day of the podcast managing to get some real responses. Then in the industry news we got some interesting news about Valentie...

Psst, hey kids? It’s Papa Disney here. You like Star Wars? Good, you like expanded universe stuff? Of course you do. No, we’re not bringing back the Zhan novels and integrating them into canon. You think we like money? We’ve got all sorts of soft reboot tie ins that piss right in your eye. So, whadaya say? Wanna drop your life savings on remembering the good times? Tim has The Legends of Luke Skyw...

This week on Anime Pulse we got Joseph's first drop of the season, idiots terrorizing sushi restaurants, and what counts as an animal in anime. First up IRL news has Joseph not really saying too much, and Andrew posting the shot topic on the day of the show so it felt a little rushed with the answers. Then in the industry news a man tries to get his charges lowered by claiming he only groped one b...

Hey, I can hear the music that you’re listening to down there. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want a review. Was that a thump or a shout? Either way, we’re interpreting that as a sign to go forward with a couple of movie reviews. We kick off with a movie from the same people that can’t stop making the same phone over and over, The Greatest Beer Run Ever[2022]. It’s based on a true story a...

This week on VG Pulse, Millennium is 100% less allergy than he was last time! We start off with side notes about weird sickness and allergy adventures, before diving into the regular news where we discuss the rotting corpse that is Beyond Good and Evil 2, the EU taking action against loot boxes, mass layoffs at Microsoft’s various studios, and the tragic destruction of a vintage video game....

This week on Anime Pulse we got being fired after 30 years of solid service, sinus issues, and illegal body pillows. Up first Joseph is in pain and suffering after a bout with some kind of sinus related issue, and Andrew is shocked his throwaway community question about characters with eyepatches garnered so many replies. Then in the industry news the director of the Cowboy Bebop anime hated the N...

This week on Anime Pulse we got food that look better than it should, a normal sounds Joseph, and working out with pirates. Up first Joseph is moderately excited for an upcoming Pot Luck at his office, and Andrew is throwing hands with Crunchyroll. Then in the industry news we learn about the Japanese Domino's where you dip your pizza in shake, the final end of Attack on Titan being split down the...

How many demons can disco on the head of an angry flea? We’re going to isolate a flea and trap it in a summoning circle and find out. Oh shit. It turns out Himalayan sea salt only makes the demons angry. Now they’re busy revising HOA rules and running for PTA boards. Well, at least we’ve got manga to talk about. So let’s do a sequel with Tim and YashaHime. You remember Inuyasha right? Well twenty...

Hey kids, do you like Cyperpunk? You like leather coats and techno-futuristic dystopias? How about nifty gadgets rendered in kludgy props that are clearly repurposed electronics? We’ve got a movie for you then. No, it’s not Blade Runner. Either or. Instead we have Strange Days(1995). It’s set in the far off future of 1999 at the turn of the millennium. Imagine, living long enough to see a whole ne...

This week on scuffed Anime Pulse we got the beginning of Winter 2023 previews, legalizing the theft of anime, and the coldest anime ever. Up first IRL news is over and done before you know it as Joseph has only a minor walk to talk about, and then Andrew transitions into the community segment to let in a cold drafty anime featuring a chilling protagonist. Then in the industry news Joseph one again...

The weather outside is delightful but the fire is so frightful. As long as you tune into this show you can find some solace from the wonderful snow that you’re probably experiencing in the Northern Hemisphere. The people who claim to live south of the equator are all paid actors funded by the CIA and MI6. Keep away from the psyop with a double does of manga reviews. Tim has another request in Frui...

This week on VG Pulse, we have some unexpected situations arise!! We start off with side notes of slow work and unexciting winters, before diving into the regular news where we discuss Logan Paul being Logan Paul, Youtube being Youtube, the tragic loss of Ken Block and tributes to his legacy in the gaming communities, and the continuing myth of Skull and Bones existing! After the news we go over t...

This week on Anime Pulse we got the top video games Joseph doesn't want to see made into anime, the top waifus/husbandos of 2022, and starting a harem in another world. Up first IRL news has Joseph humming along with some Friday Night Funkin' covers, and Andrew has to read off the longest lists ever when he asks us what out top heartthrobs from 2022 are. Then in the industry news Joseph takes a ba...

There’s still a whole lot of bargain bin DVDs sitting around for us to tackle. Only two movies were duplicated and we all ready did Poker Night. So we finally got down to Blood Money[2012]. It features Mr Worldwide himself, Pitbull. For about three minutes. Two of those are part of one of his songs though! The rest is an incomprehensible plot where an assassin with magic Oakleys kills people. So h...

This week on Anime Pulse we got sexy oneesama demons, New Years resolutions, and the best anime of 2022. Up first Joseph and Andrew perform their annual Anime Pulse gift exchange, wonder what they'll get each other? Then in the industry news a man finds a cool 5 million yen in the trash, all the isekai anime that has been announced as of yet, and who won the Japanese box office numbers. And finall...

What what, ol chap? You were mumbling something about a man-ga? A pod-cast? I swear the meals they serve in the diner car have always turned. How else can you explain these strange dreams of a world where man can travel the globe in the span of mere days? And all the while communicating freely with anyone else within seconds. Bad kipper is my reckoning. I’m going back to my bunk and we should arri...

This week on VG Pulse, we’re about ready to ring in the new year! We start off with side notes of holiday sickness and retail hell, before diving into the regular news where we discuss the Game Awards, the FTC debating about what to do with the Microsoft Activision deal, Microsoft raising its prices for AAA games, and Sonic’s creator being arrested over insider trading… again!! After t...

Open your beers. Divy out the popcorn. And count your chips. We have another stunning Popcorn Pulse with a set of movies. A dual review kicks us off with a request from the bargain bin. We’re dealing in Poker Night[2014]. A movie with some rando as the main while the top billed is Ron Perlman and Giancarlo Esposito. Rando becomes a detective and runs afoul of a serial killer or rapist, it’s not cl...

This week on Anime Pulse we got Santas in training, Netflix announcing more live action crap, and really bad pizza. Up first in the IRL news Joseph makes the worlds worst pizza before making some delicious chicken, and Andrew wants to know what the worst anime we have watched in 2022 was. Then in the industry news we must make offerings quick to the evil fox released from the Japanese Killing Ston...