2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

It is what is is and I am what I am - The lazy mysticism of Alan Watts, part one Note: We had a whole bunch of tech issues and this is the turd that fell out the butthole. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

With the market booming and poors taking to social media to talk about how poor they are you gotta wonder when it all crashes. Or maybe we’re all just full of shit???Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

If this show were a dog (which it is), it’d be middle aged like we are. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Little thoughts & big words or big thoughts & little words? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

When you're rich, you don't need to come up with anything new even when you're saying you are. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

What’s a good death? Middle age thoughts in middle age with regards to #winning. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

So you want to start a religion? Not on the profits of our “true” religions you’re not! Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

ICE hiring anything with a technical pulse & Cali schools nutting up against decrepit fed.gov creations. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Wonder if corporate policy covers getting blown the fuck up by a Russian military bombing? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Enjoy the go? Only if it’s away from the reality where toilet paper is god. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

So I guess Israel isn't the baddest bad guy? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Death comes for the 1980's!!!Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

#hoaxgate2025Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

We listen to 39 minutes of how great viagra works by allowing men to fuck anything anytime. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

We celebrate the hundos by not condoning middle 19th century European Nazis but we can’t help but nod our heads at how well they got those trains running… Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

With a hat tip to the movie Office Space, we look at how scum baggy Starbucks apparently is. Fucking venti asshole ya know? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

We get bored and talk about what real energy independence could do for humans...right up until we fuck it up by fucking each other over. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Yeah that third form of magnetism, just like my dick being pulled to your bussy, er pussy. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Yeah my "eyeborg" is pretty special too. I does get a little weepy around females moaning so not same-same. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

According to the experts, good parenting boils down to four things. None of them are murder so what do they know? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Israel & Iran are taking fuck buddying to the next level? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

It’s the day in the US that fathers are recognized…hopefully without court orders. Note: We had some technical difficulties. It's free so what do you expect? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

TIA amiright? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Once again pulling this out of our asses, we talk again about males falling down on a lot stuff. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Mental illness or genius? We're not sure either...Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)