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The big Willy G joins the 27 club. Listen to find out what Pat did or didn’t dot get for Will. Will gives his take on the saddest foods.  Happy Birthday Will Headphones Poo Story Saddest Foods Moving In  Frankenstein Prisons Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u9...

The boys are joined by a very special guest, and friend of the podcast, Ruel. They discuss all things performing, fame at a young age and Will, Pat and Kyle do singing auditions.  Will’s Car Crash Superstitions Performing Pat’s Song Pitch Ruel Flies Economy Dream Collaboration Singing Auditions The Voice Kids Young Fame Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...

Will and Pat discuss their fiancé getting turkey slapped on their bucks/hens night and Pat doesn’t know what a stormtrooper is.  PS5 Winner Announcement Cosplay Storm Trooper Old Lady in the Airport Ogescars Bucks\Hens Nights Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u946951...

Jaxon and Pat sit down to talk about meeting Jellyroll, sex dreams and Jaxon challenges the king of general knowledge.  Halloween Rogue Snapchatting Jellyroll Sharehousing Sex Dreams General Knowledge Melbourne Cup Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join th...

Pat and Will review the submissions to win Will’s PS5, entries closing tonight at midnight. Pat’s new medication means he can’t feel his penis.   PS5 Submissions Pat’s New Medication Will’s Awkward Run-in Hollywood Secrets One-liners Game Reece Walsh Weddings Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for...

Clitty is moving out of home and has nothing to move. Will has another bad encounter with hospitality. Pat’s scared of flying. Moving Out!! Rainbow Bridge Are you gonna finish that?? World Vision What’s worse? (Pat Edition) Scared of Flying Rambler Update Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/...

Pat gives his “What’s worse?” Game for Will, and Will talks about sniffing babies. Eddy joins in on the fun. Pat’s Diet The Tour Hype Up Olivia Dean’s First Album Sam Smith Eddy’s Baby Pat vs Tom in Weight Loss Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Faceboo...

Col calls in to layout the terms and conditions of the swimming race bet. Pat gives us his hack to order more at a drive-thru.  Pat’s Lookalike New Tattoo 6… 7….. Kyle’s Ginger Beer Spanian Coughing Courtesy Recognised in Public Col Calling (The Swimming Race Bet) Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more...

Will’s giving away his PS5 to a bean spiller or Kyle. Pat shat himself in Terrigal and got pranked with some poo in his protein oats. In On Sunday PS5 Giveaway Terrigal Holiday Ed Gein Continuity Officer Perth Business Class Top 5 Most Famous People Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month:...

Will tells us about his nightmare on set, and tests Pat’s knowledge on the weirdest nrl scandals. Pat recaps one of the greatest grand final performances ever.  Will’s Rehearsal Nightmare Will vs Col Pearse NRL Scandal Quiz Bailey Smith Controversy NRL Grand Final Will Doesn’t Know How To Use Links Will’s Shopping Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces...

The boys reminisce about the school hustlers, and tumble turns. Its riddle timeeeee, Will brings one of the great riddles to Pat and Kyle. Sentimental vs Expensive Gifts Pat’s on Ritalin The School Hustlers Swimming Lessons Riddles Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695...

Will announces his five-week no snack challenge, and the boys react to Andrew Tate’s parenting. Pat recaps the weekend of sport, and the huge NRL prelim.  We Witnessed a GTA No More Snacking? Pat’s Sport Segment Andrew Tate Parenting School Holidays Singing Challenge Will’s Top Underrated Movies Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live str...

Tilly Oddy Black is back on the podcast after a year hiatus. Tilly tells us the story of an encounter with the lizard Mark Zuckerberg, and her Russian beauticians. We get an update on the hotline caller who got blocked by a boy. Mutual Friends Update Meta Event Ru Paul Where on your body have you not touched? Sports vs Movies Tilly’s Russian Massage Relationship Advice Gambling Will’s Makeover Hot...

Will’s started on his first professional set for ‘Bad Company.’ The boys react to a harrowing prisoner stashing story. Bad Company Set Bad Accommodation Resting Bitch Face Meth-smuggling Prisoner Quotes Sam Smith’s Favourite Songs of His Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/...

Pat starts the podcast with some sad news. Will and Pat discuss the best fast food slogans, break down some suspicious text messages and Will gives his hot take on FC26. Pat’s News Fast Food Advertisement FC26 Charlie Kirk Suspect Messages Chicken Tenders Tasting Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for on...

Tickets are selling fast to the Ogescars tour with VIP Ogescars already sold out. Will lists things he could be instantly good at, with one of them being a lawyer. Will doesn’t know what free-to-air means. ALDI Electric Bike Pat Bashing Allegations Pat Reads Out a Confusing Text Message Things Will Could Do Will’s Sad Cafe Interaction Channel 10 Email youwouldntchannel@gmail.com with your VIP grou...

The boys are ratttledddddd, breaking down some of the biggest news articles of the year. Will a prank calling challenge help lighten the mood? Ogescars VIP Smelling Bad Charlie Kirk’s Assassination Prank Calls Hotlines Welcome to my Grid Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u9469512...

The boys take Human or Not challenge and starting sexting an AI bot. The couple from the pub call back and demand Kyle’s drunken promises.  Will’s Nap Haigs Chocolate Present Aunty Donna Set Pat’s Inside Review Joaquin Phoenix Human or Not? Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: pat...

The tour dates are announced laddddd!!! We are coming to you for the Road to the Ogescars! Melbourne - November 27th Adelaide - November 28th Perth - December 1st Brisbane - December 3rd Sydney - December 5th Tour Dates! Melbourne Fight The Conjuring 4 Cirque De Soleil Sperm Beast of War Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events...

Danny joins again for an episode of chaos. We break down Pat’s decision to blow off a Streetfighter role. Danny reveals Pat and Will embarrassed themselves at the Tropfest opening.  Pat and Danny Beef Casting Horror Stories Tropfest Advice for Filmmakers Weapons  Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for...

Back in the studio, Pat gives Will a blind ranking of the trip and Will bets he can take on Pat’s really scary high ropes course. Tour Dates!! Mountain NZ Jet Boat Catfish Documentary Blind Ranking Pat’s High Ropes Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook gro...

Will and Pat record from their balcony in New Zealand and try to figure out how they would deal with a helicopter crash. NZ Snacks Bungee Jump Helicopter Crash The New Zealand Rejuvenation Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.c...

The boys act as the other one’s least favourite person. Rambler Pat’s Stressed Out New Zealand Activities Least Favourite Person Shopping Checkouts Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=...

Yep, we are going to New Zealand. New Zealand Activities Baseball vs Cricket bet Wifi Routers Tiarna’s New Venture Upgrade Will’s Crashout On Stage Hotlines Barb’s Elevator Go follow @tiarnaivy1 on Insta and TikTok. Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook gr...

Will gives his in-depth review of Weapons which Pat definitely watched. Would you rather your dream house or dream private jet? Junkies Male Contraception Weapons House or Private Jet Hotlines Welcome to my Grid Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group:...