YA Y2K

Things are getting a lil crazy. Bella's still in a harness, Jasper's on the verge of a sweet tea, and Charlie is utterly heartbroken. We do not own Twilight! *mwah*

Alternate title for this episode: French man wants a snack (oui oui) Everybody buckle into your 8 point harness. We're at the beginning of a BUMPY ride. As always, we do not own Twilight and this podcast is for entertainment purposes only. *MWAH*

Hey batter batter, hey batter batter, SWING! Ladies and gents it's baseball day in the forest and you have a front row seat 😉 As always, we do not own Twilight and this podcast is for entertainment purposes only *mwah*

Kinda interesting that the shortest episode is the one about Carlisle? Listen for some Cullen lore about the world's #1 zaddy. We do not own Twilight

Bella is right to be worried that the Cullens will think she is weird. Because she is. We do not own Twilight! This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. *mwah*

Buckle up, this is a loooong one brethren! Boy is this a weird relationship. The Mormon undertones are coming through (shoutout Stephanie). Lock your doors! We do not own Twilight :-)

"And so the 🦁 fell in love with the 🐑..." "What a stupid 🐑" "What a sick, masochistic 🦁" 🙈🙈 As always, we do not own Twilight and this podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

Ugh! Nothing better than your crush picking you up from your house at 6am on a Saturday to go hiking in matching outfits! Stay tuned to see if Bella is capable of walking through a forest. We do not own Twilight! <3

Bro they need to stop talking and just make out already good GOD. Bella and Edward chatter on and on, Bella flops in gym class, and Edward poops his pants when he sees Billy Black. Listen to hear Bella's horrifying description of Billy ! As always, thank you to our sponsors. We love you. *mwah* WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. This podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

Bella debriefs with Jessica, but it's weird and dissatisfying. No one is surprised.

This chapter is a whole lot of nothing if we're being honest, BUT it contains not one, but TWO classic Twilight movie lines. Can you guess which ones? No sponsor this week </3. #poorweek As always, we do not own Twilight and this podcast is for entertainment purposes only. We love you *mwah*

"I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating." - Robert Pattinson, Twilight Bella really needs to learn about stranger danger! As always, we do not own Twilight and this podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

What's a book without a painful filler chapter? Luckily, we can have a good time regardless of how boring Bella is. Grab your compass, we're going outside!! We do NOT own Twilight. This podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?! In this episode of YAY2K we finally meet Jacob and go to La PUUUUUUUsh baby!

Today we dive deep into Rachel's childhood favorite chapter, where Bella tells a big fat fib and Edward is too cool for school. We hope you enjoy! Thank you to our sponsor - SpinTop Lemonade. We

One thing about Bella is that every boy is in love with her. And we cannot understand why. Enjoy! We do not own Twilight!! This is for entertainment purposes only!!!

The plot is...as they say...thickening Enjoy! As always: we do not own Twilight. All opinions presented in this podcast are our own. This podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

Chapter 2 let's gooooooooooooooooo Today YA Y2K is taking on chapter 2 of Twilight: Open Book. Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. Spoiler alert: Charlie is in love with the Cullens and Bella invented biology. Hope you enjoy! In case it isn't obvious: we do not own Twilight. Any commentary and opinions given on the source material (sacred text) are just that, opinions. This podcast is...

Welcome to the first episode of YA Y2K! Today we'll be tackling the first chapter of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Spoiler alert: Bella is a big meanie and Charlie deserves to be compensated for putting up with her. Hope you enjoy!