Worrying Bugs

Zak and Certus talk about how it all sucks, but we’re fine mostly. Black Lives Matter This Is Fine – Twitter Boogaloo Boys – Wikipedia Little Brother – Craphound Themes Feeling Lucky Punk? – Wikiquote Cryogenics – xkcd Homeplace (A Site of Resistance) by bell hooks – libcom Minecraft Smallest mini excavators on the market … Continue reading Cryogenically Fine Meatball

Zak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time. Wzwuzbyzwyz Street Dominos Paving for Pizza How does Google blur license plates – Quora Västerås Detail Plans – vasteras.se Turing complete – Wikipedia von … Continue reading Completely Milked Vacuums

Zak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like. Sidecar Now Kiss meme – Know Your Meme SafeType Vertical Keyboard Spawner – Minecraft Wiki Liz’s Minecraft Art Semesterly Themes Bad Screen Good Screen – … Continue reading Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice

Zak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read. SlytherHuffleGryffinClaw hayhayyabaebae_ – Wattpad caitlin1 – Wattpad How do I disable right click – Stack Overflow Micronation – Wikipedia Talossa – Wikipedia Molossia List of Micronations … Continue reading Insularly Talossan Writings

Zak and Certus come to a shocking conclusion about lightning, talk about how super good we’re doing right now, make face covers, review some oatmilk, and protest the lack of chocolate bunnies. How Lightning Works Depth-First Search – Wikipedia Breadth-First Search – Wikipedia Gravity Visualized – YouTube A* Search – Wikipedia Franklin Rod – Franklin … Continue reading Electrically Zombified Enthus...

Zak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not applying. Video Games Fire Red Emulator Stardew Valley Minecraft Hedonic Treadmill – Wikipedia Skinner Box – Wikipedia CGP Grey on Seeing the Spreadsheet (@ … Continue reading Hedonistically Intersectional R...

Zak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside. Break Asymptomatic – Wikipedia The latest on COVID–19 – CDC Sub – Microsoft Docs Mr. (Dr.) Java – Wikipedia .NET Languages – The Microsoft … Continue reading Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs

Zak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes. How Loud Is My Home? Measure Noise Levels with Apple Watch – Apple Brake Dust considered harmful – BBC News Themes Zak’s Time Tracking Discourse – Culs-de-sac Cul … Continue reading Fundamentally Discursive Dust

Zak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’s non-dairy almond beverage. Alex Brower – Twitter Milwaukee Non-Partisan Primary Results Aftershow Subscribe to a private Patreon feed Space Force … Continue reading Reportedly Sexist Stars

Zak and Certus talk about Zines, Themes, and Check-Ins, a brand new recurring topic, Zak’s butter-color adventure, how Certus saved the Internet, and when we last heard from the government. Zines Last Time We Talked About Zines – Worrying Bugs Concussion (2015 Film) – IMDB Anniversary Gifts – A Practical Wedding Themes Thymine – Wikipedia … Continue reading Punctually Concussed Crimes

Zak and Certus talk about systems for filing, putting the brakes on winter break, which island we’re tryin to get to, our preferences for our systems, and a shocking revelation about trees. APFS – Wikipedia The Bell – ATP Winter Update Brain Impersonation – YouTube Something Productive OmniFocus Drafts Bug – Merriam-Webster The Birds Work … Continue reading Rather Semesterly Preferences

Zak and Certus talk about getting detained indefinitely, how we can use 5G to control the weather, accidental progress, alternative holiday drinks, trying to be good at useless skills, why we should be in charge of all logo design, and a bag of milk nuts. 3.4 Oz – MentalFloss Cats Can Have a Little Salami … Continue reading Meteorologically Disastrous Federation

Zak and Certus talk about the Man, Zak’s Lackbook Pro, Certus’ linen-based internet, our quarterly earnings, our plans to break the winter, how to set up Zak’s new computer, and finals. MacBook Pro – Apple Smarter Than Most Dux Plus Duo Semester Review Zak’s Notes Compiler – Wikipedia Compiler Notes Winter Break Rust Programming Language … Continue reading Frustratingly Optimized Dotfiles

Zak and Certus talk about the answers that lie in the stars, bottling things, Zak’s new computer that is really close to existing, Zak’s hot take regarding highlighting, turning the cows happy with VR, the weird things that we do when we’re stressed, what even is a document, and a PSA.   Biopower – Wikipedia … Continue reading Happily Highlighted PepsiCo

Zak and Certus talk about programmer stuff (might want to skip this bit), the glorious button future, how we can’t talk to each other, Zak’s potential new computer, password bureaucracies, humbly bundled movies, doctor shops, and quiet panics.   Fun Computer Stuff Metal OpenGL Metal Off-by-one Marktext – github TypeScript Bitwise Shift Operator – Wikipedia … Continue reading Dangerously Metallic P...

Zak and Certus talk about hard to drive laptop stands, Zak ruining milk for everyone, what is ‘basic’, allergy inducing alternative milks, how Ring did nothing wrong, the very nature of art, the crazy things that we do, and a pretty and frustrating way to type.   Milk The New Barn Barista Almond Milk Banana … Continue reading Softly Spoken Bananamilk

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s laptop- now with a built in metronome, Certus getting haecked, Uber: Pedestrian+, LisPL, the 7 habits of highly woke podcasters, and the inevitable complete reduction of privacy.   Computer Untitled Goose Game is Work – The Atlantic Purism Digital Chickens Noodlesoft Hazel Robots Starship Technologies robots Free carryout insurance … Continue reading Definitely Unde...

Zak and Certus talk about whether Zak’s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak’s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for Fall; or, Dodge in Hell.   Culture Fit Assessments – Berke Which “Friends” Character Are You? – Buzzfeed Which NYC Borough Are You? – … Continue reading Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments

Zak and Certus talk about SO robots, the moral of the journal, fancy art cities, where our venus lies, tactical grocery bags, and what it cannot do.   Theme System Journal TWSBI Eco Mini Retro 51 Schmidt refill – Amazon Rhodia Mouse Pad Certus’s Felt Tips Bated Breath – Grammarist Morning Ritual Madison Bus App … Continue reading Rationally Natal Germs

Zak and Certus talk about the only acceptable almond milk, washing your SMS, joyful rituals, Certus’ truck cabin, creamy information spread, stripe-corn, and whether or not we live in a simulation.   The Almond Milk Kafkaesque – Merriam Webster Themes Classification of Demons – Wikipedia Leonard (Demon) – Wikipedia Satanic Rituals – Amazon The House … Continue reading Quarterly Tabulated Geomancy

Zak and Certus talk about civic rendezvous, semesterly dark mode, the National Blockchain Association, stretching our spam filters, and why death could be okay.   Tracking Methods Tile What3words Themes Omnifocus Getting Things Done 80/20 rule in computing – Wikipedia George Orwell – Wikipedia The Checklist Manifesto Fabulous: Self Care – Google Play Dairy Alternative … Continue reading Oatly Orwe...

Zak and Certus talk about all the things that we don’t know about school, trying to eat less cheese, side effects, and the true meaning of hell.   The Semester Cookbook Numbers Voodoo – Slate Who Pays For Roads? – U.S. Public Interest Group Naked Economics – IndieBound Internet Mattress Sous Vide – Wikipedia Hydraulic … Continue reading Nonsensically Apocalyptic Angels

Zak and Certus talk about crypto-food, what it even means to have goals… man, tap to trial, and the inevitability that Certus misunderstands the question.   Loss – Know Your Meme Walmart Blockchain – TechCrunch IBM Food Trust Smart contract – Wikipedia (noted for unreadability but still the best I could find) Ethereum 2-year Goals … Continue reading Fictitiously Trustworthy Goal

Zak and Certus talk about voting to have a popular vote, slamming zines with the bros, infinite laundry, a bunch of garbage, and what Hell will be like for Richard.   National Popular Vote Interstate Compact – Wikipedia Cartogram – Wikipedia Zine – Wikipedia Whole Earth Catalog – Wikipedia Zinepop! NODE Zine Cool San Francisco … Continue reading Popularly Slammed Zine

Zak and Certus talk about how we trend to go lo, definitely not a review of milk — no way, myspace currency, boring stuff, and a revived book club.   LogoLounge 2019 Trend Report Phox Band – Twitter 365 Days of Cacti – Instagram Malk Box Milk – The New Barn Blog Boxed Water is … Continue reading Oligarchically Boxed Logos