Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the best lubes to masturbate with, and give some blowjob advice. Nicole shares the insane things she requests in her final will and funeral. She's also jumping back in the app game and has Jake and Amir rate her new Tinder profile. Check out Jake and Am...

"Guys go on Raya just to see how famous of a person they can match with."Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart ( This Might Get Weird podcast) discuss their go-to lies to get out of bad dates, share their awful dating experiences, and go through Nicole's Raya profile. Nicole's not feeling so horny and is worried there may be something wrong with her. She also shares an insane meet-cute she had with a very...

"Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation."Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) joins Nicole to discuss their benefits or lack thereof. They also talk how their religious and spiritual beliefs that help to shape their relationships, in addition to make-up and wardrobe issues, the Fyre Festival documentaries, and how boring people...

"A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like."Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should keep your eyes open or closed for the duration of it. They also discuss whether being on TV has helped their dating life, and what a "date night" loo...

"There's nothing I love more than a slutty wedding vibe" Naomi Ekperigin (Broad City) shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple should go to couple's therapy. Nicole describes why she loves going to weddings, and her ideal proposal. Also, Nicole gets a crazy text from her sister, and helps her find a husband. Be sure to check out Naomi's podcast, Couple's Therapy !You can play a...

Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to have dates the same man. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend - without him knowing. Nicole questions Skyler on why she swiped right on her, why they continued dating despite Nicole's smoking, and asks if she would've still dated her if she hadn't known her work. Skyler gi...

Periods suck. Toni Charline (UCB) joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to getting a period mid- Doughboys recording, and the times they've worn underwear incorrectly. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Dat...

Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish'd by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All Stars! Like Drag Races? Check out Nicole Byer's Drag Race recap podcast What the Tuck? on HeadGum. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and...

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride from hell. Be sure to check out Eliot's podcast, You're Making it Worse! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook...

"Good role-playing is just bad improv" Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and Rachel both had imaginary friends they would have sex with. Nicole's given up on dating and considers dating a ghost. She also describes her lov...

Dr. Chris Donaghue (Host of Loveline, sex and relationship therapist) provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her relationship advice and a Tinder bio makeover. He also shares how to manage dating multiple people at once, the importance of sharing your needs and kinks with your partner, and the importance in masturbating in this sex-positive episode! Thank you...

Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho (Disjointed) consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it's like being in a competitive relationship with your S/O, and Nicole's providing relationship advice to fans over DMs. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos...

"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment" Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at...

"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet" Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her. Check out Joel and Ni...

"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend." Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversation...

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt." Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so di...

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance. Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance...

"The thought of you inside me makes me upset"Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/Nicol...

"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here."Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together. You...

"He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me"Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk (Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to this. O...

"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman."Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio a...

"I promise you, you'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy"Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast ) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages. You can play along...

Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance...

Pandora Boxx (RuPaul's Drag Race) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags. Check out Pandora's new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on YouTube. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to...

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one.  You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-s...