We Doing Filmographies

If you stare at that kettle, you'll never reach the...Boiling Point! Here's a movie neither of us thought we'd seen. But we both had. That's not a good sign at all. Wesley Snipes is a secret service agent who just had his partner murdered. Dennis Hopper and Viggo Mortensen are responsible. What's he gonna do? Karate kick a door and act inappropriately with his wife, that's...

When Wesley Snipes travels, he always makes sure he's...PASSENGER 57After totally causing his wife to be murdered during a robbery, Wesley Snipes becomes an airplane security consultant. Or something. On a flight, he gets hijacked and has to kick a bunch of dudes to death AND fall in love again. Is this movie good? Will we continue to always bet on black? Is Arsenio on that plane (whoop whoop...

Sometimes, you're hot and bothered. Other times? ColdbloodedJason Priestly plays a guy who is maybe autistic? Or just extremely muted? Either way, he's an accountant for the mob and gets promoted to hit man (a job he has no interest in). Peter Riegert takes him under his wing and trains him. Once upon a time, this movie was hard to get a vhs of. I ordered it off ebay and just loved it. But...

When I was trying to figure out more about Justin Arnold for the "5 Time Champion" episode, this here short really stuck out. The poster and the name say "watch me, bro". So, we watched it. Cause we like Justin. And now? We like this short film and are looking forward to doing another episode on "Whoopin'" whenever that comes out (probably after I wrote this, but before this episode comes out).Jus...

Short films! Come get your short films! And by get, I mean hear two dummies review shorts."Gauge" - Alistair Banks Griffin"Ice Cream" - Alex Beh"A Pale Shadow" - Sean Rourke Meehan"What Happens When Robert Leaves the Room" - Zack GodshallOl' Robby Longo has been in so many shorts. As noted in this episode, everyone loves this guy. I emailed/messaged some...

A teen deals with his hot mom dating Jon Gries, his grandpa spending a lot of time with an ex, his disinterest in sleazy fun with his cutie girlfriend, and his friendship with goofy grown man that seems like a brother. Well, at least when he visits his dad, he gets to hear all about a...5 Time ChampionBehold, another movie without much of a footprint on the internet. We needed to get a DVD for thi...

In 2026's "The Rip", Matt Damon and Ben Affleck lead a team of detectives to a stash house to capture up to a few hundred thousand dollars. But? There's over twenty million and things are not what they seem. Is it a Jigsaw trap? Are we dealing with an "Assault on Precinct 13" type of siege? Or are they all dirty cops who wanna out dirty each other and get that dirty mon...

A hazy, confusing nightmare unveils itself in,The OregonianA woman in an abusive relationship (with Robert Longstreet) crashes her car and wanders in a bad dream. Your mileage may vary in this thing that Calvin Reeder barfed out of his brain, but you may also be one of the chosen who gets on its wavelength and end up kinda loving it. There's even a little bit of Barlow Jacobs in here (last see...

There's a storm a-comin! You'd better...Take ShelterMichael Shannon is having super scary visions. It's always the end of the world, and he is always in great peril. His family has a history of mental illness. So what's a guy to do? Steal some work equipment and build a bunker. This has an amazing cast, a solid sense of dread, and some knockout performances. Our best friend Robert...

For the 13th Robert Longstreet episode, we bring you a movie that has bounced around in our brains ever since we watched it. The Catechism Cataclysm Steve Little is a priest who is told to take some time off. He contacts his sisters high school boyfriend, Robert Longstreet to reconnect (who has zero idea who Steve is). The two go on a canoe trip. Sound bland? WRONG, MY DUDE! The dialog, the extrem...

We started the podcast with Crudup, but Keith Gordon was number two, and Jules was like "What? That guy?". Here we are, years later, and we finally got a copy of a short film he did in the early 90's. The ridiculous quest of tracking down obscure movies paid off in "Hoggs' Heaven".Keith plays a poet who wins a contest. A lady at the event puts him on blast for being rud...

Hooray! It's time for the second Robert Longstreet run! And, well, he's on the...Pineapple Express (choo-choo)Seth Rogen buys weed from James Franco, who has an exclusive strain. Rogen then witnesses a murder and tosses his joint out the window. But? It's the exclusive strain and the killer knows all about who has it. Madness ensues. Robert Longstreet AND Eddie Rouse are in this! How about that???...

Well howdy, we got another one of the two different names for the same movie situations going on here. Some call it "Dark Angel" (what, why???), but I know it from childhood as...I COME IN PEACEThere's an alien running around getting people jacked on heroin and then sucking out their brain juice. The only person who can stop them is no nonsense cop Dolph Lundren (and Brian Benben?)....

The Limey is fantastic. We both saw this when it came out and didn't remember it or have much enthusiasm for it. But Jules kept doing that Limey impression and we ended up watching it and here we are. Again? The Limey is fantastic. Tight. Fast. Dreamy. Deeper than you would expect for how lean it is. So tune in, enjoy this very special Christmas special, and do us a favor? TELL HIM WE'RE C...

As we wrap up this run of Ray Liotta movies, we are at the beginning of "Wait, what is that movie?"PhoenixOne hopes that a crime film they haven't seen, with an actor they like, will be good. But, then you notice there's a lesser Baldwin. And a Jeremy Piven. But, hey, Liotta plays a cop with a gambling problem. That might be cool? Tune in and find out if you're missing out on...

It's Christmas eve in luscious black and white, and a cabbie working the night shift drifts through the late hours. Sometimes we get emails asking us to interview authors of weightlifting books, or there will be a trailer for something homemade (yay!) but clearly boring (boo!). This time, I said "oh hey, that looks pretty good!" And that's why there's this episode on "St...

Once upon a time, Sylvester Stallone decided he wanted to do some ACTING. No more collapsing tunnels, or dangerous cliff dangling, or demolition men. He decided to play a hearing impaired sheriff in... Cop Land We've been looking forward to watching this again since we decided to do Liotta. And we decided to do Liotta because after he died, we were like "that Cop Land is a real gem"....

Lauren Holly is a flight attendant and when a bunch of killers are being transported to jail, they hit a little...TURBULANCERay Liotta plays a really charming serial killer who gets loose on an airplane. There are several sequels to this, each with less of a budget. But for today, for the now, buckle up, cause this flight is gonna get a little bit bumpy.#rayliotta #laurenholly #brendangleeson #cat...

Everyone thinks Ray Liotta killed his wife, but he knows he didn't, because she was...UnforgettableWe got some real soft sci-fi here with being able to inject yourself with brain juice and live out peoples final moments, or perhaps their whole lives if you do too much. Will Liotta solve his wife's murder? Is there maybe a whole extra thing going on here? Are Jason and Jules super pumped wh...

So some bad guys kill this elephant and it's up to the U.S. military to bring in a new elephant in order to keep people happy so the silk road stays open in...Operation Dumbo DropRay Liotta and Danny Glover did this for money. It's a comedy. It's everything I always thought it would be and that's why I've never seen it.#dannyglover #rayliotta #disney #operationdumbodrop #podcast #filmography

A family of cops are at odds with a family of gangsters. Will it go well? Perhaps someone should think about...Our Family HonorA young woman joins the police force, which her family has done for generations. They are the good guys. Unfortunately, the Danzig's are evil and kill one of their members and uncle supercop runs around with a shotgun taking care of business. This is a pilot movie for...

What kind of comedy of errors do you get when a construction worker sexually harasses a woman every single day? Hardhat and LegsSal can only see these gorgeous legs when they walk by every day, so what does he do? Catcalls them! And then he starts stalking the woman they belong to. It sounds like a horror movie, but it's actually a romantic comedy TV movie from 1980. Tune in for some clips, so...

When you've got a drinking problem, there's nothing better than...Weapons. This is a nice film about friends, family, colorful locals and the importance of education. Tune in and listen to or watch us talk about how insane it is that a 7000 year old woman is supposed to be sisters with a 30something. #weapons #zachcreggar #wkuk #amymadigan #juliagarner #joshbrolin #horror #31daysofhallowee...

Ok, so your uncle peels your dad, your stepmother kills dudes with hammers, and demons are after you. What do you do after all that? Head to hell, in "Hellraiser II"One of us thinks this is a super fun sequel that expands upon the original. The other one thinks it's silly nonsense. Who is who? Tune in and find out!#clivebarker #hellraiser #pinhead #horrormovies #podcast #horrorpodcas...

Your super cool aunt, whom you haven't seen since you were a child, has left you her country home! You remember it being amazing. So, sight unseen, you drag your wife, niece and twin children out there to stay for the weekend. What could possibly happen???A vacation of terror! That's what! Also, haunted doll.