Watch This Drive

Carl shares his dream starring Elon, a tiger, and Photoshop filters. The team discusses Concept Art Association's not-so-altruistic fight to protect visual art copyrights from big bad AI, then share their 2023 tech-adjacent predictions. Drew announces Watch This Drive's new voicemail feature. Leave the team a message at https://wedocrime.com/voicemail, you could be featured in a future episode! Ra...

Drew is infected with the Christmas spirit. Carl celebrates his Trump NFT. Robots are going to replace rich people. Hyundai hires kids. Tech CEOs hate workers. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good... Randy's album on display is Bedhead, Transaction de Novo.

Drew goes all in on the biggest crypto news since Bored Apes, Donald Trump's digital trading cards. The team discusses the National Ignition Facilities recent success with shooting 192 lasers at a couple atoms. Journalism Competition and Preservation Act 2022 (JCPA) failed, which is great. However, can local journalism be saved? Yo dawg, I heard you like screens, so HoloLens put a screen in your s...

Carl complains about IT phishing emails. Drew mentions SFPD asking for new ways to kill people. The gang talk about more Elon firings and issues with his ex-wife. SCOTUS is a terrible institution and should be ashamed of themselves. Carl buys a t-shirt. Randy's album on display is John Denver, Rocky Mountain Christmas.

The team discusses the unlikely bedmates of US universities and online gambling. Sports-ball talk happens, which is always awkward for a tech podcast... Apple is evil. Does "too big to fail" apply to tech giants? Meta created a scientific disinformation bot, the team tries to stay focused on this subject but ends up meandering into irrelevant territory. We're professionals. Randy's album on displa...

Carl and Drew played Smash Bros until 4AM. We talk about not being able to talk about a thing we did that was very successful for a client. How do we feel about Windows start menu ads?... Surprise! We hate them. Investors provide value by demanding blood sacrifice (more tech layoffs). The team asks, “is Alexa a success or a failure?” They conclude, “yes.” Gobble, gobble, mutherf**kers! Randy’s alb...

Carl and Drew take the latest We Do Crime project public (by telling Randy about it). Pick your poision: monkey labor or child labor. Twitter is still doing great. Lab grown blood is here, and you know what that memes: it’s Morbin’ time. Bezos is pretending to give away his fortune, a classic bit. FTX should never have been allowed to exist. Trump is running again, does he have the juice? Randy’s...

Voter fraud needs a system of redundancy. Drake probably wants to give you a gambling problem. The team debates a lawsuit brought against Microsoft’s Copilot (powered by OpenAI). Using open-source GitHub repos to generate code, where’s the attribution? Should we care? The conversation covers a lot of ground, including Minecraft SMP Hermitcraft. The Elon Musk well is never dry. The team is having a...

Drew needs Friends (on Blu-ray). The army shot candy at kids while the troops prepared to eat plastic poop. Lula is back, baby! Cheating at chess can be exciting. It’s final, Elon Musk owns Twitter. Jack Dorsey is back in the social media game. Carl complains about PetSmart. Drew needs to do his timesheets. The team discusses Michigan midterms. Randy’s “album on display” is Faraquet, The View from...

Metaverse spends $1.2b for 38 users. Tech pioneers aren’t that smart. Carl and Randy get nostalgic again. Carl talks about chillstep artist Marion. The team discusses the Meta execs’ OnlyFans scandal, Diane Feinstein’s senior moments, Microsoft layoffs, and Sysco strikes. Kanye is buying Parler. Google is distributing Truth. The team debates software engineers holding two jobs. They conclude moral...

Randy discovers the team is wearing pajama pants. Wedocrime.com has launched. Drew brags about winning back a client. Meta is selling a $1500 VR headset. The team criticizes the Metaverse and naked people in Second Life. Carl tries to take over the conversation by discussing Discovery’s Alone. Halloween will be a great time for Fentanyl addicts. Cars kill kids. The Fed’ wants high unemployment. Pe...

Drew complains about his job at PetSmart. The team gets sad about losing a job. Amazon is trying to “burn” their workers. Strikes work. The team discusses Elon Musk buying X. TikTok is king of social. Data is collected for advertisers, nothing more, nothing less. The team discusses infrastructure, urban planning, zoning, and remote work (but not in a boring way). Stock brokers are confused about t...

Drew and Carl are insecure about being podcasters. Drew is the subject matter expert of OpenAI. WebEx is the worst. Blockbuster blew it. The team discusses Elon Musk's Starlink. The 2022 midterms are looking, meh. The team investigates an SMS message Randy received (featuring George Soros). The team supports MI Prop 2 (2022). Trump is bigger than Jesus. The team discusses Girls Who Code book banni...

We Do Crime is the most provocative name, so we win. Randy correctly guesses the tallest president. Figma was bought by Adobe. Carl and Randy get nostalgic again. “Creatives'' are always at fault. The team is envious of right-wing swag grifts. Drew discusses his Genius Tax. Randy’s “album on display” is Sunny Day Real Estate, Diary.

Long live the Queen. ACAB. We need to stop supporting communist corporations. The team reviews the website of a local business. They fail to hold back. WCAG, web vitals, and user experience are covered. Randy’s “album on display” is Magnolia Electric Co., Trial & Errors.

Drew does the “first and last introduction”. The team talks about Apple’s new products, Bible by Apple, and lawsuits featuring Beatles Apple Records vs Apple Computers. Kiwi Farms is terrible. Peter Thiel is terrible. Peter Eckersley was great. Carl and Randy get nostalgic. Randy’s “album on display” is My Morning Jacket, Okonokos.