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Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the … Continue reading →

Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my … Continue reading →

Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me … Continue reading →

Screaming. Smell tracing. Pockets of weed. Honda or Hyundai. Do not disturb is accurate enough to set traps. Wanting to yell at people at the hotel. You cannot ignore Honda. Doing a burn-out in the parking lot. Devil number. Not … Continue reading →

Live on a Friday. Drinking dead man beer. I do not want to get you in trouble. Turn off those outlets. Blow a whistle inside. Hotel does not get into trouble with you. Borrow the phone number. Dealing with the … Continue reading →

Replaced with an electric toilet. Borrowed some headlights. It smells like an elevator here. This is an abandoned building. A place for buckets. Election buckets. Pee bottles. Drank water from the pool. Drinking mystery standing pan water. Eric bucket system … Continue reading →

Documenting other guests. Checked in wrong. Group toilet. Need a screen for the bowl. Permission to smash the window. People watching. 3-D printing a copy of your room key. Started to rain inside. Healing crystals for the man on the … Continue reading →

Thinking about fire extinguishers again. Somewhere to bleed a little bit. Found some keys and then lost them in the room and I have somebody else with me to do the fire extinguisher trick to find the keys in the … Continue reading →

Everything should be fine as long as you are watching. Getting passed on the right. Just need to delete a couple of your files to make it even. Trying to unlock some cars if you come with me. Having trouble … Continue reading →

Hired to track some guests. Gathering some information. Waiting for people. The point of intervention to intervene between the guests. Doing a search warrant on another guest. A supply order. Found some car keys in the parking lot. Oh Lord. … Continue reading →

There is a sharp dressed man outside. Trying to forget what happened there. Trying to do a strike-out at the hotel. The three strike policy. Nearest strike zone. Go on strike. Guest union. Found some keys in the parking lot. … Continue reading →

Bought some stuff from a guy in your parking lot and I do not like it and would like to return it to the man named Lysol. Street justice. Room rebate with parking lot purchase. Buying points out in the … Continue reading →

Research chemicals in the hotel room. Setup for a RPT for in the room. More research checmicals. Checking pills to see what they are. Beans and wheat rations for the season. Reinforcements theory to the second floor, whatever you can … Continue reading →

Convincing people to stay at this hotel. It was only doing a pop a tire. Day drinking or all the lights are off and I cannot see the light switch. Pop a tire or cut a brake line as a … Continue reading →

Bad at paying it forward. Found some car keys in the parking lot again but I gave them to somebody else and they did give me some money for them. Switching some ID’s. Checking some ID. Do not detain them. … Continue reading →

I left my Santa hat in your back yard. I seen a Santa creeping around the neighborhood. The ugly one was with you. I lost my belt in the backyard. Looking in your windows for Santa stuff. Found a set … Continue reading →

Nothing listed on my app for the store. Looking for scrap copper and good scrap garbages. I lost the ability to walk in a straight line so sometimes I have to move things around in the store. Have somebody ready … Continue reading →

We told them on the TV to come here and get stuff. My friend Tommy gave me some mushrooms. That is not my name as I remember it. Giving you some room numbers. I need to buy your keyboard. This … Continue reading →

Put names and pictures up on a billboard outside the hotel. Please go find a hot dog plate. I need a snack dish plate. I am guest services now. Looking for the like button or the thumbs up button. Buying … Continue reading →

Banned if too big. Not allowed to make fun of fat people. I am guest services. Out of arguing. The man in the room left a shoe behind. Bag inspection. Hotel takeover. Different people doing guest services. I bought the … Continue reading →

Doing a bribe at the front desk. Accepting tips at the front desk. The location where they pee. The rib sandwich is back. A lot of the big bagel boxes and food waste in the dumpster. Dumpster boxes. Found some … Continue reading →

Turn the lights off and on please. Found a warm spot in the hotel hallway. The girl upstairs is not real. I need to talk to the girl upstairs please. Popping breakers fee. Moving cars with found keys and we … Continue reading →

Connecting to the hotel after disabling an ad-blocker. Calling mom at the hotel. Take the furniture and chairs outside for shelter. Take chairs outside. Cooking fire outside the hotel. Food safety safe cooking fire. The front desk is like city … Continue reading →

Trying to set off a car alarm by kicking it and nobody is helping. Enforcing your rules only for you with your permission. Parking cars that belong to other people switching the cars all around over the long course of … Continue reading →

Approaching other customers in the store because they might be up to something for interrogations. Lock them in the cooler. Magic gas pumps. Handling unexplained things. Tell me how to talk to you and tell you. Seen some stuff you … Continue reading →