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I got a problem making my shopping list. I need some pens and paper. One of the pens got me in the hand last time. These pens were sharp. Found some pens in the parking lot. Found some shoes out … Continue reading →

Medical procedure with fingers. Brush away the emotional element. I need some extra rubber hotel gloves. We are looking for Carlos. I have the gloves and I am ready to apologize. The location of the vending machines. The was an … Continue reading →

My cousin crewed up and I want to physically stay at the hotel and not do a virtual stay. I am just trying to guess the reservation. I want to check-in with my flash drive. My dog administers life-saving medication. … Continue reading →

Spray it down with water to get it wet. None of this is real. This in not real hang up the phone. No red tape. I want to take some pictures. No such thing as mediums. Since I am paying, … Continue reading →

Different celebrities at the gas pump action. The gas pump marketing department. This is the gas pump celebrity marketing department. The cartoon from the marketing department on the gas pump. This is a gas pump warning label conspiracy with this … Continue reading →

Demon doll. Satan stuff. Padlock. Detrimental to my cause. I saw people playing cards in the street. I saw the funniest thing. More padlocks. I can give you my code name. I am putting padlocks on the handles of car … Continue reading →

Pizza sharing policy. Hearing a lot of mole noises. You sound like a mole. This is a hotel and not a lodge. No hotel membership please. Something unprofessional is happening but I do not know what. I think there is … Continue reading →

You people are boring. Putting in some different windows. I did it wrong after I added the water. You must help me and please bring me the red pages from the book. Mixing the soda with the gas. A one … Continue reading →

I am just doing some stunt driving. There is somebody in the parking lot. Flammable gas. Gas weight. Buy a bucket of gas. The manager says you can kiss the employees. Watch you watch people kiss. Pay the tariff. Solve … Continue reading →

Character swap. Shot himself in the foot. I want to thank all of the employees. I was trying to shoot the chicken. Minimum distance for shooting a gun near gasoline. The knobs were turned wrong. It is much better if … Continue reading →

My hands hurt when I put gasoline on them. I put gasoline on it. I did not wash my hands after getting gas. Contact the point of sale. Medically fine with a freak thing. One of these fingers has to … Continue reading →

Adult hide and seek. The pins look like they are held together with tape. Third-party pin tape. Everything is painted. The bowling oil got my dog high. Try a dab of lane oil on the tongue. Paying to wear combat … Continue reading →

Authorization to do spaghetti. Build the spaghetti. I am not going to screw around with toilet paper and just jump in the shower instead. Rub on the floor like a dog. I paid my phone bill and your phone number … Continue reading →

Official Hotel New Years Party. We want to bring New Years Stones and Rocks to the party. Pissants and poopants up on the second and third floors. I might need to hit somebody with some baking soda. I need some … Continue reading →

I cannot smell. Please smell me and tell me if I smell. Wash in the industrial washer. WiFi in the elevator. Need to bring a chair into the elevator for sitting. Somebody says I smell like COVID. Come look at … Continue reading →

Tell me how you feel about your CEO. Bathroom light. Kick your puppy boss. I keep hearing a beep. Jam the cars together. Checking your satisfaction level with your CEO. Tell me if you are upset with your manager. Tell … Continue reading →

Sounding a personal siren. Flashing lights on the property. You have the best rotisserie chicken in town. Bringing some live lobsters back to the hotel. Doing some parking lot driving. Push the button siren test. Found some keys out in … Continue reading →

Toilet spacing. Bathroom spaces. Warning kick. Big O Sally. A physical thing. The letter words. Points. Inside Christmas tree. A bait tree for a trap. De-sap and de-needle the tree please. Tree tracking and tracing. Tree caught fire from heat. … Continue reading →

Found some keys to a bar. Locked in the main hotel building. Difficult opening cars in the parking lot. A stupid problem. Dipped coffee. I am in the cheese room. I need a stick for poking. Garbage cans. Need some … Continue reading →

Everything was broken at the start and we lost the beginning of the recording. This show is mostly unedited and we were watching Fishtank the entire time. Shaving heads or something. Collecting hair from shaving. Shapes. Lost my triangle. Parking … Continue reading →

Concert tickets on the roof. Food mixing. Vending machine credits. No hitting. Room was switched with peanut butter. Glue not peanut butter. Whatever it takes phrase that pays contest. Hold my antidote for my safe poison please. I bought a … Continue reading →

Just done and want to leave. Just completely over it. Turn the campfire off please. The fire department or designated fire starter will light the fire. Trying to frame you for a fire crime. Burning old tax records and clothing. … Continue reading →

Too much cold medication. Put me through to the hotel secretary please. The things I can do to do the things the way of the hotel while you work from home. Leaving some special comments with the computer phone. Three … Continue reading →

Group toilets. The light is beautiful and you are missing it. The VHS tape told me to come here. Put a cone out for me please. Smash my pumpkins. A broom for smacking somebody a good one. Protocol for hitting. … Continue reading →

Warning shot. Do not be worried. Broke some beer bottles over my head and making a mess. Defacement area. Damage my own car in the parking lot. The label says nontoxic and I feel a little bit sick. Plate of … Continue reading →