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Group toilets. Harassment policy. Milk door. Mix it up. Toilet number policy. Wedding ring is not missing and fix the shoes. It was buried in the back. Hairspray waffle. Return stolen gas. Bad routers from bad gas. Playing with a … Continue reading →

The milk room collection circle. Pooping in strangers bathrooms. Too many items for the room. Come back to dig holes. Disconnected from the man on the phone. Somebody for him to talk to in the store. Park in front of … Continue reading →

Sorry, some of the audio is a bit blasted out in this one. A place for method acting. Recording permission. Cricket pet fees. Cricket fudge. Cabbage secret bugs. A touch movie. Street chickens. Touching time. Gas reservation. Credit card messy. … Continue reading →

Messing with the holes. Private investigator has been hired. Looking for already found keys. Press charges on the baby. The other guests do not hang out. Adult beverages and adult foods. Social media friends with employees. Physically bumped. Gas appointment. … Continue reading →

Write this number down. Taking pictures of you. Return the WiFi. Turn in employees for rewards. Serving restrictions. Best friend for hire. Smell restriction. Dual person phone call. The popcorn is not working. Report the employee. Just mix it in. … Continue reading →

Watch the employee eat the food before. Teeth requirement for the foods. An example. Meet the sandwich maker. Misplaced sandwich. Sister was tickling me. Take some hotel observations. Watch them eat. Observe and watch. Tickling in the car. Burger eating … Continue reading →

Driving drunk practice. Things that dogs like. Expensive phone. Face punch. Bad for business. Mix tape. Best smoking spot for spliffs. Just trying to help. Describe the parking lot. Body wash and bar soap. Motorcycle laps say it back. Parking … Continue reading →

Late start shorter show. Carpet color. Lost the hearing aids. Hotel pranks. Birthday dissociative wallet on top. Small hole in the carpet. Angry raccoon. Forgot the wavier for shopping and panties. Sneak the lettuce. Deserved to get hit in the … Continue reading →

Trouble in bed. Legally provide tips to employees. Bribes. Money. Deserved to get punched in the face. Not being forced to stay. More punching. Face punching for money. Lock the bathroom doors from the outside. Lock the room from the … Continue reading →

Everything was broken for a bit. Gas return. Definitely going to be late to the store. Foot tire. Pump number three please. Making a break from the pet store. Cleaning your floor fee and all the floor mats. Knock the … Continue reading →

Toilet sticks. Park next to your car. Employee parking. Side door. Lunch break. Zero to talk. More employee parking. Secret bathroom. Winston special. Jennifer. Where you at. Same as what she knows and parking. Employee bathrooms. Excessive name spelling. Switch … Continue reading →

Tips for hotel sneaking. Intimate hotel prep fee. Information about the customer on pump three. Crying bagel seasoning seeds. Tire dressing. Hand to hand cash transaction. Bequeathed stuff and transferring ownership. Stepped in dog poop. You have my permission to … Continue reading →

Get this stuff outta here. Small hamburgers. Stop stacking the bottle caps. Clocking in as a customer with a signed permission slip. Offensive food orders. Go get my cigarettes please.  Scare my sister in the drive-thru. That burger scared my … Continue reading →

Sanitation checks. Getting into Jesus. Light touching to pump gas. Putting bees in the gas door. Observe the hand washing signature. Angry milk door. Your name on the envelope. Rummage sale at the house. Milk door peeking. Fake prank. Install … Continue reading →

Happy New Years Yearly Extended Show! We start off with SPlink and Toxic. Parking lot fireworks. People in room limit. Drawer stuff. Midnight time pop off. Limits on face punching. Exchange services in the lobby. Fake echo. Dog on leg. … Continue reading →

There’s a chanced I messed up the audio on the beginning of this show when it was recorded. Having hotel puppies. Trying to find the sandwich. Reserve a parking spot. Special animals. Allowed to use adult diapers anywhere. Adult diaper … Continue reading →

Paid money to rough me up a bit. Hotel gift exchange. Invited to employee lunch. Hotel room smells. The dog does not exist. Just in case the poop leaks out. Using adult diapers in the hotel. Poop down the shower … Continue reading →

Protected chicken in the hallway. Paid punch to the face. Rule breaking chicken. Chicken law. Keeping the street chickens. Job to call. Cool with the street chickens. No pet chickens. Chicken pushing with foot. Pocket candy. Touching chickens. Gravy wavier. … Continue reading →

They might want me to leave. Laws on trespassing. Shopping cart electric device. Funny ding voicemail. Stun guns might not be allowed. Aggressive levels for employees. We love the staring mustache man. In trouble with the store. Sucker punching friends … Continue reading →

Super foods. Assistance for opening before paying. Live food. Used to be able to jiggle push and lean into, just to see the other room. Front desk standing fee. Moon shoes and foot juices. Problems in the bedroom. Entertainment dog. … Continue reading →

Boobie milk. Dadead announcement. Sam has seven apples. The letters e y e s and y e s spells. Permission for writing a book about what happened personally. Talking to employees about the break room. Maximum amount of food in … Continue reading →

Treadmill weight limit for fat animals. Hand somebody else the phone. The gas tank is not full. Dead kitty cat situation resurrection. First aid for cat vs car. Bury the roadkill. The rest of this gas. Horse guest. Pressure limit. … Continue reading →

You are looking talking to me. Business dog. Dog pinching. Deal with the business dog. Dog driver. Car ding double up looking at cars. Door lock ding for comparing rooms. A look inside the TV. Pickup delivery. Shoe rental exchange. … Continue reading →

Nobody told me to vote or not to vote. No voting reward. Voter chocolate and free stuff. Voter discount procedure. Only talking to people that voted. Tell me which way to vote. Permission to vote. Voter authorization. Just want to … Continue reading →

Halloween candy situation. Bad hotel candy. Hotel rooms give out bad candy. Adult trick or treat. A Three Musketer. Suspicious candy branded candy. Speak to the candy man. Something to re-seal candy bars., gotta check em. Next day air package. … Continue reading →