Virtual Hotdog Show (V.H.S)

Heyo its freaking Monday, So get yo coffee, water, whatever and enjoy.... have you seen the cost of milk? FML. Movies, yeah. We talk about adaptations we'd like to see. What our favorite types of movies are... What rocked our minds in the video game world. "Ya think, this is it. the peak."

Really? We make you laugh, huh? Well, there is always something for someone, isn't there? Have you ever thought, damn that's a sweet gadget? We rank Predator movies. Levi educates us on police force idiosyncrasies. Lance finds a police force loophole in the law. Tennessee claims Fast + Furious equals cinematic masterpiece. Dillon is our youthful connections to viewers like you (?)

Ya know what? I am gonna take a page out of the Airheads Candy company book. This is the mystery flavor episode. You tell me what "flavor" you taste. Have a good week y'all. Hit that grind.

Have you ever joked a joke, just to have someone shut it down? Then you explain it, and think...am I even funny? Welp this is for you! Levi proclaims this is the best episode ever. Lance gets a 4-hour stiffy. Tenn goes to the E.R. Dillon suffers at the most "convenient" times.

I often wonder, do you read these? D's returned, returned again, estimate who's returned, returned again. We digest why Barbie is sooooo deep with so many points. Really a movie of our time. Webb is the real life robocop, then proceeds to walk like an ape. LT loves planet of the apes, and dumps anyone who disses his movie. Ecks shares a dark, bloody, clown dream. Then proceeds to be fat sh...

We have a guest, Dr. D Jr! *Not a real doctor but plays one here. * With his vast knowledge male human biology, in specific the male genitalia. Webb asks historical questions about Rasputin's "member". Lt has horses envy him. Ecks talks about high school locker room hijinks.

Welcome, we've missed you and that awesome sauce we call views. Ecks thinks Australia is the land of many answers. LT shows us how to be men or where to be men. Webb is The Speed Racer of reading. Hey, have a good one, yeah?

Have you thought a thought about how the Nation is controlled by the NFL? How about now? Webb coaches us on how the NFL is controlling the nations mind. Ecks asks "is this porn?" LT makes healthy decisions about cold showers. Decides shrinkage is worth healthy breathing.

New episodes every Monday morning! We attempt to create a kid's book which becomes more metaphorical than planned, and Webb befriends Peter Pickle. Ecks sees which A.I. is more suited for our " needs" ... LT is like a reverse sir-mix-a-lot with anime womans requirements. We create a mole man trilogy. With the help of our batman-like utility belt know as A.I. Get a hotdog, sit back en...

I conspire, you conspire, we all conspire! * Webb may be an agent of the mole men empire* LT embraces "nature" and becomes one with nurture. Eck's (delusionally) thinks he can take a chimp one vs. one. * sigh * hold on to your hotdogs, who knows what'll happen. We still don't...

Join us as we remember movies that scared us, enlighten us, inspired us, and random movie trivia you didn't know... Don't bother googling them...we just know these things. *cough* yeah... Enjoy the show!

Class is in session! Imagine, if you will, that collegial professor with his hoity-toity voice and attitude (we've all had one, right?). We take a stab at a movie selected by a crazy advanced system of filters and A.I. We analyze the movies deeper meaning and give you our sophisticated and educational insights. You know, as hot dogs.

* Read this with that epic voice that announces action movies in your mind * In a world where everyone yearns for SUPER villains and heroes, we take a look to those that rise from the dirt...that don't make the cut for because...stuff. Find out here as a G.P.S, a Homeless drunk, and a Pigeoneer rise to the top.

HOTDOGS! Get your HOTDOGS here! Welcome to our FIRST show. On this episode we figure out what scares us, illogically. However, none of us know what illogical really means...apparently. Ghosts, scorpions, sleeping habits. Which one really is truly illogical?