Underemployed

Despite the naysayers, doubters, and legal uncertainty, Underemployed has made it to 50 episodes! And Jack and David feel there's no better way to celebrate than by bringing back their first ever guests, Quinn and Miriam! The self-proclaimed lazy piece of shit and Spirit Airlines bitch bring the heat, discussing astrology and beer mixes, the Atlanta airport plane train, Governor Jim Justice's char...

Jack and David pay tribute to 2020 Undie Lifetime Achievement Award winner Shock G/Humpty Hump, as well as DMX, before David also discusses the downfall of the European soccer super league and the corruption of FIFA, a woman unknowingly charged with a felony for an unreturned VHS tape, and some proper etiquette as the country begins to return to normal, including how to act at concerts, weddings,...

Can the return of Sister Jean propel wolves? When can Shaq be used as a tiebreaker? What's the difference between a Dragon Tales dragon and an evil one? What's the difference between a regular eagle and one that's a Harry Styles fan? It's the return of the battle of the mascots in time for the return of March Madness. Plus a new Stump the Slob, the newest Underemployed baby, and the dashing of Jac...

Getting a car back from a meth head, how not to ask a future coworker on a date, a hall of fame pitcher destroying a bird. While 2020 may have been a rough year, David and Jack still look back on the past year of Underemployed episodes and all the ups, downs, and laughs (?) that came with it. Plus Jack's (fever) dream wedding, a congratulatory message with no words, and the annual supercut of one-...

Which of the whopping 2 (TWO!) guests from 2020 can take home Guest of the Year? Are you allowed to give yourself your own nickname? Is there such a thing as too many "WAP" or Tiger King references? (No.) Will taking shots at PJ Anderson ever get old? (Also no.) Despite Jack butchering their first attempt at recording, he and David return for their annual show honoring, mocking, and acknowledging...

Back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5, David and Jack reunite in-person from the crown jewel of the Mid-Ohio Valley! David talks about his impressions of Parkersburg, before they talk about where Kanye West went wrong in his presidential bid, cooking chickens in Yellowstone's scalding hot water, the good news regarding COVID-19 vaccines, and the first Underemployed babies!

Fresh off the heels of a Lakers championship victory, Jack talks about how it temporarily lifted him out of his depression and served as a reminder of why sports are great. He and David also talk about the decision by Kevin Cash to take out Blake Snell in Game 6 of the World Series, venomous Virginia caterpillars, getting arrested for rapping about unemployment fraud, fans at sports games, David's...

Gozie Okoro rejoins Jack and David to wrap-up the OutKast bracket. Will "Vibrate" continue its Cinderella run, and can "Gasoline Dreams" continue its concurrent ugly step-sister run? Can anyone stop the juggernaut that is "B.O.B."? Will Jack be able to prevent David from slandering Barry Bonds? How much music can be played before the show gets a cease-and-desist order? Find out the answers to (mos...

"Hey Ya!" and "Ms. Jackson" may be misguided wedding songs, but can they advance past the first round? Can a song where Andre 3000 talks about "jerkin' his jimmy" really be considered fine art? Will Jack's dislike of "Gasoline Dreams" impact its run? All of these questions and so many more will be answered in part one of a two-part tournament bracket to determine the best OutKast song, featuring a...

In a collection of material from the original recording of Episode 41, David talks about the fall of the Detroit Red Wings and lack of success for Canadian NHL teams, confusing soccer terminology, Jack talks about the temporary ineptitude of the Nats' grounds crew, the possibility of J.R. Smith fighting an animatronic Disney World figure, and Gardner Minshew being your dad.

There's some dorks in this house! David and Jack return, explaining why they've been dropping less frequently, but feeling rejuvenated by the return of sports. They discuss... NHL (4:05-9:43) Including what's been wrong with the Washington Capitals. Champions League (9:45-15:04) Including How David feels about the new 5-subs rule MLB (15:05-20:02) Including Jack questioning why there can't be a Ho...

It's been a hot minute, but (probably) worth the wait! Jack and David are joined by the former's dear friend and coworker, TV's Brittany Morgan (the Tiger Queen herself). They talk to her about how she took after her dad, the... inspiring(?) talk he gave her at 12, figuring out what she wanted to do in life, the journey all three took to graduating college, her overcoming fear and self-doubt when...

Once again crowdsourcing for content, it's the fourth Q&A episode of Underemployed! Jack and David catch up on life a bit before getting to the questions (around the 11:10 mark of the episode), which include THAT question about Carole Baskin, Tom Brady leaving the Patriots, mean questions about Jack, worst dates, music people would be surprised they like, how the two have maintained their friendsh...

With the Coronavirus having grounded the world to a halt, Jack and David lament the loss of the Mascot Melee Bracket, but have a backup plan in mind. They do a mini-bracket of the greatest American sports moments, including a Barry Bonds civil war, a patriot vs. a 98 year old nun, telling Hitler to shove it, Charles Barkley's views on Angola, and not realizing until halfway through the episode tha...

Cowboy Jack and Old Man David take the world by storm, a grizzly battles a cyclone, being punished by The Lord, a whole lot of Shaq references, and plenty more! To celebrate the two year anniversary of Underemployed, David and Jack take a look back at each of the episodes over the past year for YOU PEOPLE, including the guests that range from a platonic friend, to an infectiously positive fitness...

Following the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's death, Jack and David discuss his legacy (the good, the bad, and the good that emerged from the bad.) Then to lighten the mood, they also have news jabs that include karmic cockfighting, how to spend nearly $90,000 on iTunes, and Gritty punching a teenager in the head, plus a new Stump the Slob.

Can Sister Jean repeat as Woman of the Year? Is this the year "Shabba" is dethroned as Song of the Year? Will Jack pick his own sister's wedding as the best of the decade? Can PJ Anderson win Podcast Guest of the Year? (No.) How far is Jack willing to go for a joke? All of these questions and more will be answered as David and Jack present the second annual Undie Awards, this time adding categorie...

Back through the miracle of Skype and the blunderment of Jack's inability to record properly, it's Underemployed! Jack and David discuss Jack's sister's wedding, along with his toast and the glorious playlist, David's Halloween adventures, Jack going to Game 4 of the World Series, Disney Plus, not to mention the return of News Jabs with a story on the absurdity of gender reveal parties, and a spon...

For the first time in a year, David and Jack conduct an Underemployed episode via Skype, catching up on Jack's new job, from the initial struggles to the eventual triumphs. They also talk about the Nats World Series run (recorded when they were up 2-0), the comical nature of Dan Snyder's Redskins ownership, being one week away from Jack's sister's wedding, the entitlement of Bryce Harper's booing...

Rev up those fryers, because Jack and David return to discuss a litany of topics, from Gardner Minshew II trying to break his hand with a hammer, to Blake Griffin wearing a tuxedo to DC dive bars, the liability of dying from sex on a business trip, being lost in Disneyland Paris' lake while tripping balls, and a whole lot more! Plus Jack got a new full-time job in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and t...

Awwww here it goes! As David and Jack return to the mic, they talk about the start of the NFL season (including Andrew Luck's retirement and Antonio Brown's continued debauchery), the tragedy of "Back That Azz Up" failing to get a wedding dance floor poppin', an in-depth discussion of the reaction to Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix special, songs that should be played at Jack's sister's wedding (b...

As promised, Destiny's Daddies deliver their first celebrity on the show, and it's YouTube sensation Welyn! The former next door neighbors/college classmates discuss Welyn's various endeavors over the years and how he transformed from a small boi learning maths at school, to a thick boi powerlifter, battle rapping, accounting, and finally as a YouTuber with over 1.25 MILLION (!) subscribers to his...

After a 10 month long wait, Jack and David return with their third Q&A! In their shortest full length episode to date, they answer your questions regarding dream concerts, clowning the Knicks and James Dolan, baby elephants in kiddie pools, moms, the long standing debate of jazz vs. polka, and more! Plus they touch on the U.S. Women's World Cup victory, Jack attending the Home Run Derby again, PJ...

Underemployed is back with its first ever fellow bearded guest, the Cat Daddy* himself, Nick Livingstone! Nick is here to call former roommate David out on his shit, and if that's somehow not enough to convince you to listen, they also talk about the worst bar interaction of all time, David pissing off the entire Mary Washington lacrosse team, the Women's World Cup, the fallout of the Stanley Cup...

David and Jack decide to try and switch things up a bit with new segments across the show! Then they cover such topics as the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Scottie Pippen suing a 5 year old, Pokémon Sleep, Jack going to Chicago, Taco Bell opening a hotel, the dumpster fire status of the Lakers, choosing a new national anthem, plus in the opening edition of Stump the Slob, David tries to name the 201...