Two Thumbs Down with Mike and Ryan

MOST DOMINANT podcast EVER! The gents bring you a Shaquille O'Neal double feature and talk about superheroes, best athlete actors ever, bad children, and, of course, RAPPING GENIES

It’s the college horror days in this episode with special guest Austin Wolf-Sothern! The boys talk some gnarly movie deaths, some really stacked casts, some incredible twist reveals in both movies, and RASTA JACK BLACK

It's slashin' time! The fellas bring in pal Mark Schroeder to talk Friday the 13th, slasher movies, horror franchises, and some of the most unhinged Siskel and Ebert reviews we've heard yet

The boys bring in the biggest piece of Two Thumbs Down lore and best friend LAUREN HAMLETT to discuss all things witches, wizards, warlocks, sorcerers, and...is Skeet Ulrich hot?

It came from outer space (Europe)! This week your pals try to recap the insane plot of Xtro, Tom Everett Scott bad, Julie Delpy good, make up vs. CGI werewolves, and possibly the worst movie step dad of all time

We all record a little pod sometimes. The boys bring back Christina Laskay to talk Psycho 2 and Psycho 1998, is Norman Bates brat, should these movies be made, and one spectacular shovel stunt!!

This week the boys deal with the cops (movies)! They discuss A LOT about James Remar, Burt Reynolds and Liza Minelli, and how great Cops and Robbersons is at being a very bad movie

The boys GET WET. On this episode, Mike and Ryan bring in their pal Jeff to discuss two movies that are sure to get you drenched. They also talk about Kevin Bacon, 90’s industrial music, Morgan Freeman as a bad guy, and how to say David Strathairn

In podcast space, everyone can hear your takes! The boys bring in Jeremy Bolm (Touche Amore, The First Ever Podcast) to talk all things Alien franchise, ranking our favorite Alien movies, androids, David Fincher, and all things FREAKS

Get your dancing headphones on, it’s time to fight! This week the buddies talk about dance fighting movies, too much Lorenzo Lamas, pre-2000’s New York City, capoeira, duster jackets, dancing, fighting, and did I mention DANCE FIGHTING

We’re going back to the future and past! Your boys talk about Flintstones mania, the GOAT John Goodman, PPM (puns per minute), Cyperpunk mania, 90’s CGI, hacker lingo, and the GOAT Udo Kier!!

Watch out for the ol switcheroo! This episode is all about the boys talking body swap movies. Hair metal and punk band cameos, Dudley Moore, and the strange implications of having George Burns inside of you while you’re in a coma. Plus Mike learns a lesson about judging a film by its cover!

Get out of the water and into this episode of Two Thumbs Down! The fellas bring in guest Tess Ornstein to dive deep into all things underwater movies, sea creatures, and underrated comedic treasure Kevin J. O’Connor.

The boys may have made a wrong turn in letting guest Christina Laskay pick the two movies this week (Nothing but Trouble and U-Turn), but the real wrong turn would be turning off this podcast before listening to them talk about Digital Underground, Brazilian dance craze the chonka, their mutual disdain for Oliver Stone, and Sean Penn’s butt.

It’s time to go back in time and discuss 90’s studs in this young Hollywood episode. Listen while Mike and Ryan discuss the merits (if any) of Bon Jovi, the underappreciated genius of William Peterson, whether or not Emilio Estevez is good at his job, and whether the film Mobsters even exists in real life!!

Time to party for the dudes! This week they watch Porky’s II: The Next Day and Porky’s Revenge and fumble their way through that absolutely insane plots of these movies. They discuss the copious amount of men’s butts (sooo many men's butts), whether or not there are actually any jokes in these movies, and guys being dudes. They also discuss Letterboxd, their review techniques, and deep dive in...

There goes the neighborhood! The fellas bring in friend Mark Schroeder this week to clutch their pearls when 'Italian' Steve Martin and the Klopeks come into town. They also discuss good bits, the Merengue, Joe Dante, and the merits of a good sardine/salted pretzel combo.

It’s a disaster! On this week’s episode, Mike and Ryan discuss a few 90’s summer blockbusters, Will Smith, iconic Hollywood voices, the best actors that are typecast as jerks, and the king of Holland: Jan de Bont!!

Buckle up as the fellas rev their engines and talk about some car movies! They discuss Joel Schumacher's DC Cab, ranging from their least favorite cabbie to the most psychotic cabbie and how much sense this movie makes (not much). Then they’re onto Cannonball Run 2 to discuss Hollywood royalty Hal Needham, Dom DeLuise, and even Bobby Bersoini’s orangutan.

Episode 5 The lads bring in guest and friend Dylan Hamilton-Smith for the horniest episode yet. They watch Striptease and Showgirls to discuss dancing, perverts, Verhoeven, and their favorite sexy movies

The second in our Sly and Arnie series, in which the big dogs discuss Stallone and Schwarzenegger taking a big swings and getting big misses in the action world (according to Siskel and Ebert at least) with Last Action Hero and Judge Dredd. Were these reviews the two BIGGEST MISTAKES that Gene and Roger ever put down? Find out!

Part one of a two-parter for the pals. Mike and Ryan discuss Stallone and Schwarzenegger taking a big swing and a miss in the comedy world with Oscar and Junior. But maybe they aren’t as big of a miss as originally thought…

The boys discuss the 90's phenomenon that was Pauly Shore as he serves his country in Jury Duty and In The Army Now. They also discuss one of the stranger needle drops in cinema history.

Mike and Ryan introduce the world to their Two Thumbs Down podcast! Opening the series with Ace Ventura and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. The boys also discuss the legacy of Siskel and Ebert, Jim Carrey, and sling as many hot takes as possible