Twink Wars: A Teen Wolf Podcast

We're on Season 3, Episode 10 - The Overlooked. It's Season 3B Eve Eve Eve! In this episode Jennifer makes an attempt to keep Derek on her side but no one can compete with Stiles's shiny, teary eyes. The gang begrudgingly protects her from the Alpha Pack so she'll save Cora and tell them where the Sheriff is but, surprise surprise, she doesn't hold up her end of the deal. And I...

It's Season 3, Episode 9 - The Girl Who Knew Too Much and it's time for a school event to get ruined by supernatural creatures! This time it's a memorial recital for the kids who've been brutally murdered so far this season. We learn who the Darach is and what's up with Lydia, the Sheriff learns about werewolves, and Allison learns that not ALL of her relatives are psychotic. A...

This week we're talking about the characters talking about some other characters. It's Season 3, Episode 8 - Visionary, where Peter and Gerard lie their asses off. We learn not only do Hales reproduce through budding, they also evolve like Pokemon. We also learn that while Deucalion may not have always been evil, Gerard definitely has and Derek has always been a mess. After that, we make fun of th...

Pour one out for the most competent member of the Hale Pack, gone too soon. This week we're talking about Season 3, Episode 7 - Current. Specifically, telluric currents and what the hell they have to do with all this nonsense. Derek's pack tries yet another plan that fails horribly, Scott shows potential and Melissa shows that this entire town would be lost without her. After that, we shar...

Despite our title this week, we should issue a content warning because due to the episode material, we mention suicide a lot. This one's about fan favorite: Season 3, Episode 6 - Motel California. We talk about the lack of development of non-white characters and also fun things like Sciles' epic bromance and what a bunch of snobs these kids are. Skip to 01:26:15 if you don't care about...

In Season 3, Episode 5 - Frayed...Scott is not doing great. Also Derek is dead, apparently, so that's a shame. On the way to a cross-country meet that Coach WILL NOT MISS, Stiles gets malicious, Allison gets emotional and Lydia gets pedantic. After we finish talking about Teen Wolf, you can skip to around the 1 hour and 19 minute mark if you just want to hear us talk about how streaming is mak...

What did Derek ever do to Jeff Davis to deserve this, honestly? We're talking about Season 3, Episode 4 - Unleashed and while Derek spends the entire episode impaled, Allison and Isaac bond in a closet, Stiles obsesses about ritual sacrifices and Scott has HAD IT with the twins. Seriously, can Derek get a f*cking break? Later, we talk about Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse, Ted Lasso and whi...

This Week On Twink Wars: Everyone is on their A-Game to catch Boyd and Cora before they go on a feral rampage and we marvel at how little we had to complain about. We also gush about how much we love Dylan O'Brien. Later we also talk a lot about Fast X and how stupid that whole franchise is (compliment). You can find us here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gma...

This time we're talking about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3! But also before that we talk about Teen Wolf Season 3 Episode 2. In this episode, Stiles almost loses his virginity, Scott gets an answer right in class, Deaton drowns Isaac and Derek proves how strong he is. When we get to GotG3 we do a spoiler-free review before we get into spoilers, if somehow by this point you haven't seen i...

Helloooooooo! Sorry for the break in posting but to make up for it, we're posting two episodes at once! It's Season 3, baby! This episode is about the season premiere 'Tattoo' and we've had a bit to drink so bear with us. We discuss tattoos, how high Jeff had to be to come up with the Uber-wolf twins and also racial profiling! Thought? Comments? Concerns? Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod...

Uploading on a Saturday again, but in my defense, I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and I needed time to recover. We finished Season 2! We didn't love this finale but you can't win'em all. Talking Points: Gerard's plan is absurd, Lydia and Jackson are confused by emotions and Chris joins the Good Guys! And next week we get to start the best season! Follow us or talk to us or rate and re...

We are posting our discussion of Season 2, Episode 11 - 'Battlefield' on Saturday afternoon, just like I said we would be. There's no need to go back and check on that. This week some of our favs make some questionable choices (except Isaac, you're doing amazing sweetie), Derek continues to fail, not upwards, but sort of in a lateral direction, and Stiles educates us about what dro...

Ok, let's try that again, shall we? This is our second attempt at talking about Season 2, Episode 10 - Fury. I think we got it this time, but you can let us know. In this episode, sh!t really pops off at the Sheriff's Dept., we find out Deaton has been slacking and Allison gives in to The Dark Side. In behind the scenes news, we're going to start posting on Fridays now because it gives...

Hello Friends! We are back from our little break and talking about Season 2: Episode 9 - Party Guessed. Lydia throws a wild party, Derek continues to struggle with parenting and Victoria is the most dramatic bitch ever. Oh and we also find out who the kanima's master is. Skip to 1:13 if you only want to hear us talk about John Wick, Dungeons and Dragons and Resident Evil 4. Also, just so you k...

Hey Kids, don't do drugs! Now that that's out of the way, this week in Season 2 - Episode 8, the teens go to a rave and we talk about which drugs we've tried. They finally make some progress on figuring out the kanima's master's whole deal (and by they I mean Stiles) and Chris wears a grey t-shirt - which may not seem plot relevant but it's relevant to us. Also, Victoria tr...

Folks, we got a real Twink War in this one. In Season 2, Episode 7 - Restraint, Scott and Jackson throw down in the locker room and it's kind of the only part of this episode we enjoyed. We find out who that creepy kid who's been stalking Lydia really is, Allison acts annoyingly out-of-character (in my opinion) and Erica reveals that she actually has good taste. Sorry we're releasing this late, I...

Ok, now we're OFFICIALLY half-way through Season 2.  This week we talk about Episode 6 - Frenemy and not much really happens in this one?  But that's ok, we liked it anyway.  Stiles gets micro-agressed by his father, Lydia gets hit on by some rando in her backyard and Scallison get it on for, ambiguously, the first time? Oh and also the kanima goes clubbin'. If you listen to this Te...

Here we are, almost halfway through Season 2 already.  Look at us.  Who would have thought?  Actually not me, tbh. This week we're talking about Season 2 Episode 5 Venomous.  Which is not the right word but they keep saying it.   Skip to 00:10:15 if you want to avoid spoilers for the following: American Horror Story S1, Nip/Tuck S3, sort of The Haunting of Hill House...

What can I say, this one just felt like an 'upload at 8pm on a Thursday' kind of episode.  This week, Stiles proves he should try out for water polo instead of lacrosse, Scott and the Argents have another family dinner that might actually be more awkward than the last one, and we can't stop talking about how much we love Boyd. We have a heated debate about whether it's realistic that Derek di...

Hey there! This time we're talking about Season 2, Episode 3: Ice Pick. There is ice present and Derek does pick some new betas, so I guess that name makes sense.  There's definitely something weird going on with Lydia and Jackson, but who knows what (just kidding, I know what). Meanwhile, Stiles finds Scott's heroics very attractive. Rashad says he's not going to use our Twitter until you gu...

We've recovered from last week's rage blackouts and we're talking about Season 2, Episode 2 - Shape Shifted.  It's the full moon again, so the pack has to break Isaac out of jail after he is wrongfully accused of his (shit-head) father's (justifiable) murder and before he wolfs out.  Also Jackson is definitely NOT making a sex tape. After we're done talking about Teen Wolf, we spend some...

We're taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming to talk about Teen Wolf: The Movie.  This is our longest episode yet and I'm sorry but we just have a lot of feelings and almost all of them are bad. This episode was so long, we had to take several pee breaks.  And because we like a podcast vérité style, enjoy the sounds of the toilet flushing in the background. Special Guest...

Well, well, well...here we are starting season 2. The premiere is called 'Omega', so naturally, I would be remiss if I didn't provide an in-depth explanation of the omegaverse fan fiction trope.  In this episode: Lydia goes for a nature walk, Jackson is somehow in worse shape than he was last season, Scallison reach new heights of star-crossed-loverdom and The Argents are getting reinforcemen...

Hellooooo!  We made it!  This week we're talking about Season 1, Episode 12 - Code Breaker, a.k.a the season finale! We also have a special guest because Rashad's friend Gary happened to be hanging out so we forced him to watch Teen Wolf for the first time and then talk about it! In this episode everyone continues to just have the absolute worst time.  Lydia's in a coma, Derek's sti...

We're back!  Hopefully everyone had a nice holiday and is ready to listen to us complain about this teen drama some more! Please enjoy the added atmosphere of my cat's water fountain running in the background the whole time. In this episode, everyone is just kind of having a bad time, especially Allison. But on the plus side, we continue to do a great job fixing the show with our own personal...