True Neutral

Alright we all lost our minds over Pixar's 2006 film Cars and what the physical, philosophical, and existential implications of their existence may mean. So, bravely, the bois dive back in to see if they may recover some semblance of reason and sanity for themselves. You can hear how that went. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Christmas Time at True Neutral Studios(and literally everywhere else)! The bois are celebrating with some Matrix, not the good ones, no no no, the bad one that came out recently. They talk about it with slightly more nuance, but only as much as the film offers. It's definitely a Christmas episode though, you know that because they say it in the episode and also it comes out on December 25th,...

We lost a whole episode, which is pretty funny. Elon Musk got booed by like, a lot of people, and that's also very funny. Dave Chappelle defending him is kinda funny. What's not funny, actually? I lose track. I guess Blade Runner 2049 isn't particularly funny, and that's what Keenan reviewed this week. Also, there's quite a few tangents in here, which are mildly funny. It's just a funny sort of we...

Cars, Pixar's Cars, what made them that way? Was it evolution, AI, human intervention? Is this the first hypothetical that will get a sequel? Maybe! Maybe to all of it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all know about the Star War, but how would these bois handle the world raised as a Jedi? Some might say badly. P.S. This was supposed to be a Thursday bonus episode but someone went and lost track of the file that was supposed to be here. It was me, regardless, here's an episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What the title says, the bois switch places with some animals hilarity ensues, or so they think. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Letsa Go! More Mario makes many malcontents maliciously manic! And they're excited about most of it! Derek forgets every story he's ever known so Keenan talks at length(more) about Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. Also, fighting animals, hypothetically! Do you worship Chris Pratt like a god and hate our opinion? Do you want to tell Keenan that there are legendaries in the new Pokemon? Could you fight b...

Once upon a time people got excited when Fallout news broke. What new part of the wasteland would we see? What new lore would be revealed? What silly glitch would be exploitable for profit? What wacky vaults would we wander mindlessly into? The bois reminisce on these times by discussing how they would do a Vault-Tec vault of their very own. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

New Pokemon's here! New Pokemon's here! Keenan's very excited! Them and Derek discuss the new generation in all it's flawed glory. Derek's got a story about previous guest Evan that's fairly funny. Otherwise, this is a Pokemon episode, feel free to skip it if you hate that sort of thing. Do you like the new generation? Are you passionately against Keenan talking more about this game next week? Let...

"Gotta Catch 'em All!" You know 'em, you love 'em(maybe), it's Pokemon! Keenan brings you a retrospective of all eight generations leading up to Scarlet and Violet. Hear how the games have changed throughout the years and the boi's experience with them. With previous guest, Ian, joining them to share the PokeLove. This is Keenan just being excited about the new games, be looking for that review in...

Hey, hey, hey, it's been another week! Did you know that? Did you know that time passes? And sometimes, people stalk other people over time, Derek has a story about some scary, real life behavior. Don't be these people, it's weird. Keenan's got some things to say about Square Enix and Eidos Montreal's Guardians of the Galaxy, TL:DR, it's mixed. They cap it all off with some weird, food based hypot...

It's another Cryptid episode! This time the bois talk about the Native American legends of the Thunderbird, and they're potential modern sightings. After the big bird, they discuss a big worm, The Mongolian Death Worm, specifically. Finally, they bring it home with the classic case of the Chupacabra. Cryptids! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, those crazy billionaires, what will they do next!? The bois discuss what they've done recently, quite a bit. Keenan played Miles Morales, talks about that a little. Then! Holiday Specials! Who's got 'em? Who should get 'em? Also discussed at length! Who would you give a holiday special to? Are you sick of hearing about rich people or Marvel? Send us an email! trueneutralpod@gmail.com Or you co...

Content Warning: This episode contains flippant discussion of brutal events and direct quotes from the subject that some listeners may find disturbing. Listener Discretion is Advised On today's sickening bonus episode, we present to you, for your scorn and entertainment, Albert Fish. A twisted mind brought suffering to many throughout his life, and instilled fear in more. The bois discuss what he...

Another week, another overly rich person making questionable decisions. The bois discuss Elon's aggressive Twitter takeover, Ye's still being Ye. Halloween happened and we had a good time, what was less good was the methy bathroom in public! Derek tells you about that while Keenan's been playing DLC for OlliOlli World. There's also a lot of tangential nonsense, plus some spam emails! How would you...

Another fun filled week, another rich person to laugh at. Kanye West has done a number of odd things, the bois get caught up discussing a number of them. Derek discusses a scar he received on Keenan's birthday, and Keenan has watched Wandavision, and has many a thought about it. Otherwise, tangential nonsense and a truly neutral hypothetical round out the chaos this week, enjoy, or don't! Let us k...

Woah, Marvel did some casting, the bois talk about that for a gregarious amount of time. Derek had a fun time throwing some trash cans, a story he expounds on. Keenan watched more stuff, this stuff about a werewolf, he talks about that and Neil Gaiman's Sandman series. There's also some light discussion about hypothetical mass extinction events, enjoy! What do you think about the casting? Or destr...

She-Hulk finally finale-d, and Keenan watched it! They also watched Hawkeye and Ms. Marvel, they also talk about those things, some current news, and Derek has a short story that will probably make you feel weird for laughing at. Overall, a fun time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hoo-wee! What a time this movie has had, from creative differences to scheduling conflicts to creative differences, the bois cover it all. We're all looking forward to this train wreck, but how did it go off the rails? Was it ever on the rails? The Flash will sure be a movie(allegedly), we can only hope to have a good time with it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It'sa True Neutral! The bois have so much to talk about this week. The Mario movie got a trailer, opinions are spoken. Ryan Reynolds came out as cannon with Wolverine by his side(we all knew), and Keenan finally watched Thor: Love & Thunder, probably Taika Waititi's last Marvel movie. There's some other stuff, Derek's got a story and they both had some kind of week, but it's mostly news relate...

It's True Neutral! Derek went to the bar and had an interesting time, and he tells us all. Keenan played a Mario Party and has very little things of note to say about it. Then they go over the ins and outs of what they kind of remember about John Carpenter's classic horror, The Thing, then decide how they might handle it. Spoiler, not well. If you want to tell us how you might handle John Carpente...

On this weeks episode: Keenan's tired and real lackluster, but Derek's got things to say! He tells us about his week and another story of San Francisco times and visiting a Google office. Keenan does some corporate comic shilling and they come up with a couple of off the cuff hypotheticals, they're fine. Eventually they get to the big news of the week, GTA VI got leaked. Anyway, I cut out like thr...

Derek thinks this is a normal episode until Keenan drops the news bomb! The bois briefly go over everything with way less care or interest than most of the things in Sony's State of Play, the latest Nintendo Direct, and Disney's D23 deserve. Even the things they want to discuss, they don't really, in the interest of getting through the news. Maybe we'll hear more in the future, but for now this is...

This is one of them loosey goosey episodes, they look at a list, pick some things that sound fun, and talk about them. Wanna hear about some random cryptids in potentially the least professional way possible? These bois got just what you need! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, ho, ho! So sorry about the delay on this one! But the bois got some mics, so this episode should sound better! They ramble through some nonsense and get an episode out of it! If your mad about the wait, you could help prevent such things but subscribing to Acast+! Or if you just want to yell at all of us to do better you can by email at trueneutralpod@gmail.com, True Neutral Podcast on Faceboo...