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Did you ever under-achieve as a child musician? Are you currently over-achieving at eating marshmallow Peeps? Well, line up those libations because we've got stuff to cover with you!

Are you stuck in your house having drunk Zoom calls? Are you eating stale Nilla Wafers from way back in the pantry? Well so are we, so tune in and we'll knock back a few together!

Do you love salty meat? (Don't answer that.) Do you think suspenders can act as boob guardrails? Are you ready for Chicken Fat? Strap in right now!

Do you think a Hundo in the toilet is still a Hundo? Do you understand the meaning of Huba Huba? Do you dream of a rap battle with Ethel Merman? If so, have we got a show for you.

Ever wish you could jump on a sumo wrestler? Ever feel like your head is shaped like a melon? Ever pray your kids don't become performance artists? This episode can help - maybe.

Do you have a love-hate relationship with baked beans? Do you have a secret love relationship with communion wafers? Do you have any relationship at all with Nicholas Cage? If the answer is yes or no, tune in now!

Do you hate having to choose between a turkey dinner and 27 fun-size Kit Kats? Did you forget where you buried your kimchi jar? Don't sweat it - Toity will find it for you on this episode!

Do you want to fight for the right to eat pasta? Are you ashamed to admit you love Irish Spring soap? Are you praying Britney stops biting her nails? Well, this episode has you allll over it!

Ever wonder what hungover women sound like? Ever yearn for Swedish accents done really badly? Ever wonder what the sound of a human hairball is? Have we got an episode for you!

Do you need some middle school-style insults for every occasion? Do you wonder where the heck Dolly Parton's husband is? Are you unsure if that Mickey tank top is right for work? Tune in and let us help you with all the big stuff!

Why can't we order tartar sauce with a turkey sub? What are the koi fish thinking during the winter? And who's wearing earmuffs these days? Join us as we solve these sweet mysteries of life and oh so much more!

Isn't the world a dangerous place, especially at the gym when the dumbbells are mis-filed? Join us in the safety corral where the convo is Fast and Furious, and thankfully we're under that handy metal umbrella!

Ever feel hungry like the wolf, or do you wish a monkey would pick your nits? Don't worry, we support both choices and also Sly Stallone because, well, ya gotta love Sly. Tune in and hum along to the Rocky theme right now!

Should you buy a car from a giant fish? Should you do a sit-up during an office meeting? Should we let Alex sing opera? Tune in and get these burning questions answered ASAP!

Ever wish you could hear an a-capella group that couldn't sing? And sing about outhouses, sour milk, and loogies? Well this podcast was written just for you!

What's that annoying sound you hear - is it your neighbor's wind chimes? Maybe it's The Rock playing in your ball pit. Either way, mix yourself a date shake and tune into this one - it's sexy, we promise!

What's worse in a bottle - kombucha or liquified filet mignon? The only way to find out is to bust out of your arranged marriage and get in the game - you'll lose but really, you'll win!

Are you stuck fighting a kangaroo again? Then sharpen your mechanical pencil and tuck a biscotti in a convenient crevice - we promise you'll win your bout…maybe.

Need someplace to show off your new paisley pocket square? Just head to the Superlux, order an icy cold G&T and request that all your cold cuts are fanned - that's what the cool kids do!

Did someone order a Monte Cristo? Throw on your fishnet poncho, practice your best British accent, and get ready to try some sandwiches - and tasty podcastin' - that we know you will like!

Calling all Fried Green Magnolias - this episode mixes southern charm with floating checks and wearing tutus. Join us as we butter our grits and clack around in Dr. Scholl's - nothing but a party goin' on here.

How this became one of our raciest episodes, we'll never know, but you're going to get some corn dogs and naked swimming at this party. And if you're tired, we'll read you a bedtime story, but it's gotta be hella quick - we have wine to drink, people!

The Sidebar puts on a snappy sweater vest as we investigate the death of ice milk and the strange allure of ginger snaps. We also admit to consuming a stranger's food and drink if we're desperate enough - come on, you know you do it too!

The threesome is back in action, we're celebrating a milestone, and there's enough Play-do and onion rings for everyone - even that random stranger you just kissed!

The Sidebar is down one member this week, so let's see if the other two can hold down the fort in this mini-episode. Farrah Fawcett and the Three Stooges swing through for a visit so don't miss it!