Top Dad

Episode 133: Top Dad Matt heads to Colorado to celebrate a lifelong friend's 40th birthday party while Top Dad Ken stays at home and searches for the lost Goofy doll. A Top Dad's job may not be easy but it's definitely never boring.  Bonus Tip: What the heck is a Glacier... it's just a bunch of ice, right? Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow u...

Episode 132: How to drive like a Top Dad. The rules of the road are hard and fast, but sometimes simple etiquette takes a back seat. How fast is too fast? Where is ok to drive like Mario Andretti? Best practices for parking spots and who has first right of refusal. Do turning indicators matter? The Top Dads give a full breakdown of how to drive like a boss. Bonus Tip: Top Dads Ken at being "c...

Episode 130: I saw it on Twitter! Top Dad Matt spends the weekend with his new 40 year old wife, Top Dad Ken becomes a Soccer Coach and we weigh in on the finer points of parenting from things we saw on Twitter.  Bonus Tip: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting kids on this Monday through Friday plane! Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us o...

Episode 129: Top Dad Ken goes to the Masters!!! Even if you are not a golfer the Masters is an experience like no other.  Dads all across the world tune into the Masters on one Sunday in April to listen to their children complain about how boring golf can be.  This year, this Dad got to experience the Masters in person... even if just for a short period of time. Bonus Tip: Who wins the Top Dad bre...

Episode 128: When the kids are home from school sick, what's a parent to do? Are your kids feeling a little queasy? Stuffy or Runny nose? Diariha? Could be some bad Papa John's pizza, or it could be the newest Flu strain🤧 .  Curious about if you should send your kids to school or keep them home? The Top Dads have no idea what you should do... However, we made a great podcast about funny...

Episode 127: Happy St. Patricks Day from the Top Dad podcast the #1 fatherhood podcast on the GoodPods podcasting app. Who would have thought I could say podcast that many times in one sentence?  March Madness is upon us. College Basketball, Green Beers, rivers being dyed green, Leprechauns and kids, plus more vasectomy jokes.  No one does  St. Pats like the Top Dads!    Bonus Tip: How to catch a...

Episode 126: Don't worry we are not going to go over the Top Dad's top fantasies... but we are going to talk about fantasy baseball and Dungeons and Dragons. So strap on your fantasy caps grab a white claw and enjoy fantasy by the Top Dads!  Bonus Tip: TDM breaks down how to do a fantasy baseball draft and TDK gives out tips on what losers should have to do for finishing last. Thank you...

Episode 125: The Top Dad podcast is the #1 of ALL time on the Goodpods podcasting app. Pretty solid right? We may or may not mention it for the first ten minutes of the show.  Plus Top Dad Ken goes to a Bush concert. Top Dad Matt avoids making dinner all three nights this weekend and a behind the scenes look into the Top Dad Mexican vacation.  Bonus Tip: How Top Dad Ken finally got to live out his...

Episode 124: The Top Dads are live from Mexico during their all inclusive vacation with four fellow dad guests. Dr. Nick, Nolan, Charlie, and the birthday boy David. What do six men get up to in a hotel room after several days of day drinking at the pool/beach? Who knows, but this might be the best or worst podcasting episode in Top Dad history. 🤔 KenDo KenDo Kendooooo!! (KenDo has nothing to do...

Episode 123: Happy Valentines Day from the Top Dads. This week is a special episode about beards, v-day presents, school parties with the Top Kids, Super Bowl bitching and an upcoming trip to Mexico. Hang on to your butts and get ready for a wild ride with the Top Dads. Bonus Tip: Do not touch other peoples kids at Super Bowl parties...  tip from TDK. Thank you for listening and taking this journe...

Episode 122: What family activities can a Top Dad do when it is 1* outside? Baby it's too cold to go outside so let's... well you're just going to have to listen to the newest episode of the Top Dad podcast to find out.  That's called a Hook 🤣.  Bonus Tip: How to remove your coat while sitting in the car. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow u...

Episode 121: What are your favorite tv commercial jingles from the 80's and 90's? Was their commercials before movies on VHS tapes? Did the Hollywood Execs hit the nail on the head with PG13? The TOP DAD's cover all these questions this week on the only dad podcast on the internet... as far as we know.  Bonus Tip: Top Dad Ken's favorite Fred Ward movie from the 1980's. Tha...

Episode 120: How to move like a Top Dad. TDK finally moves into his new house and manages to only have one crisis. TDM goes for his first pedicure with the rest of the family and is almost thrown out due to a wicked fit of the giggles.  Bonus Tip: Plumbing tips from Tony the Plumber and Top Dad Matts top Price as Right games! Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow u...

Episode 119: Dads have been arguing with one another over professional sports since the inovation of the spoken word. 👉 Previously Dads had to disagree about professional athletes via cave drawings. Bonus Tip: Armchair Quarterbacks Matt and Ken figure out the best way to spend Da Bears 1st overall draft pick.  Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook,...

Episode 118: What are the Top Dads doing while their kids are on Winter break + our new year goals for 2023.  Ring in the new year with plenty of dirty dad jokes and tips on how to occupy your kids without school. Bonus Tip: Where to buy boujee ice with Top Dad Matt. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok @topdadpod fo...

Episode 117: Top Dad Christmas Traditions... what are the Top Dads doing before, during, and after the Christmas Holiday.  From shopping to gift giving to how to deal with buying your wife a gift at Victoria's Secret.   Bonus Tip: Top Dad Matt gives out perfect wrapping advice and Top Dad Ken sings Staying Alive on air.  Plus confirmation that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Thank you for list...

Episode 116: What the heck are 8 Maids a Milking... 10 Lords a Leaping.  The Top Dads cover their least favorite holiday songs and what to buy your Dad for Christmas.  Bonus Tip: Top Dad Matt's top 3 reasons to drink a RedBull in the morning. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok @topdadpod for great Top Dad tips...

Episode 115: Now I have a machine gun... HO HO HO! Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and the TOP DADs give you an in-depth look at all of the reasons why.  Bonus Tip: Top Dad Matt's top 12 Christmas Movies.  Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok @topdadpod for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, and hacks. Please sha...

Episode 114: Thanksgiving is over, and we are onto the Christmas holiday season. Dads everywhere are now free to decorate their homes with inflatable fat guys and 1,000,000's of tiny twinkle lights. Children are making lists, and someone is going to have to check them more than twice.  This is the post-Thanksgiving episode from the Top Dad podcast, and it's a mad dash to the Holiday seas...

Episode 113: Happy Thanksgiving from the Top Dads. No need to really describe this episode... its about Thanksgiving. This means Pies, Turkey, Football, PeCAN punches, Family Politics Arguments, and the #1 American Holiday in USA 🇺🇸 Bonus Tip: Root Beer Float review and tips on where to get the best RBF's in Chicago. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on...

Episode 112: The importance of date night with the wife. Matt relives his high school days with Lauren by hitting up a Dave Mathews Band concert at the United Center. While Ken roams New York City with Lindsay on the last days of her 30's.  Bonus Tip: NYC museum tips from TDK + what to drink at a DMB concert with TDM Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on...

Episode 111: The 2nd most important voting day of American Democracy... the Gubernatorial race. Yup that's what it's called. Gubernatorial. Who knew? Top Dad Matt knew.  Bonus Tip: The Top Dads rate the best cereal based noncereal products. The results will surprise you! Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok...

Episode 110: What happened to Kids today? They are not the bloodthirsty pre-diabetics candy treasure hunters that The Top Dads were in the 80's.  Learn how to go Trick or Treating like an 80's rockstar.  Bonus Tip: What is the world record for the number of "fu<ks" recorded in a podcast? Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, T...

Episode 109: Top Dad Matt returns from his ultimate Disney vacation with the family. The Top Dads talk Disney, give tips, planning tricks, and cautionary tales of what a Top Dad does while vacationing at the Happiest Place on Earth.    Bonus Tip: How much does a smile cost at the Houston airport? Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instag...

Episode 108: Top Dad Matt turns 40 and we party like we are 25. Then we are back to reality with broken washing machines, funny Dad stories, and responsible members of society.  We also take a deep dive into how to bro hug your fellow dads.  Bonus Tip: Mutchup? Let Top Dad Matt sell you on his new condiment empire. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social...