Tom & Mikey’s Guide To

Whether it's partners, parents and children, or friends, are your love languages in tune? And what do Tom and Mikey value in their relationships?

Tom fears he's becoming a Karen... wait, what? You've been to jail? Let's unpack that instead! Find out what sent Tom to the slammer, and how he survived in "the big house".

What's that insignificant thing someone does that secretly boils your blood? Do Tom and Mikey have an "ick" about each other?

Do you love to share a chuckle with a friend, or tap out a quick "LOL"? Do you prefer an emotional chin-wag, or an emoji-full SMS? Don't leave us on read— take a listen to the episode.

This is the best podcast episode we've ever recorded! At least that's what our parents told us.

Rabbits laying chocolate eggs; Saviours rising from the dead; Hot cross buns on shelves since Boxing Day. What's not to love about our favourite four-day weekend?

Behind any bravado we all have something that makes us anxious. We get vulnerable in this one and lay our innermost insecurities on the table.

For Mikey who's worked on a cruise ship, and Tom who's seen The Poseidon Adventure one too many times, is a holiday on the high seas all it's cracked up to be?

Tom's partner Wayne is an out and proud Doomsday prepper and Mikey is desperate to get a spot on the apocalypse survival team– so what does he have to offer?

Physical violence is never the answer (unless the question is "What did Best Actor 2022 get up to this week?"), but have Tom or Mikey ever found themselves in a round of fisticuffs? And who'd win in a Tom v Mikey smackdown?

Leaving the nest can be a scary time, so when did baby birds Tom and Mikey fly the coop, and where did they find their next branch to perch on?

Tom and his partner Wayne are about to make the move from the 'burbs to the sticks, but are they ready for the tree change? And will city-slicker Mikey ever muster the courage to come visit them?

Is everyone meeting on the apps these days, or does traditionalist Mikey still stand a chance of finding love in the real world? Maybe there's a clue in the story of how Tom met his partner Wayne more than 20 years ago.

Tom looks back at his time on Gogglebox and how overnight “fame” impacted him and partner Wayne.  Would he do it all again?

Has nightlife changed between the 80s and the 2010s, and is going out “to da club” really all it’s cracked up to be?

We’ve bumped into a mega-star or two, so how do you make an impression so good that Renee Zelwegger wants a selfie with you?

Getting told “you’re pretty” should have been the first clue, but at what point did things get really sus for an impressionable 18-year-old Mikey?

The only place we could start the new podcast was to let you know why we’re not back on radio… and other fun stories about getting fired!