Today's Prey

In this episode, Poppy and Jake dig into the past to crown the "King of Cool" in middle school. Who will wear the legendary crown? Why did poppy uppercut a poor child? and why was our cheap playground so sick?

The Fish Boys came, saw, and conquered the haunted town of Ocean City, MD. They learn that brain surgeons partake in the forbidden bASS. Jake decides that he'd rather save a fish, catch a sailboat. Poppy watches his friend beat his bait to death..... and likes it. 

In this scalding hot episode of Today's Prey, Poppy and Jake review their plans as they prepare for an adventure to the mystical land of Ocean City, followed by some scandalous talk about foods they will be sure to eat in front of anyone they are trying to seduce. Hold on to your spoons and forks folks!

On this episode, Poppy and Jake discuss Mortal Kombat characters that should exist. And if you don't like Cowboy Ranch wings From Marios Fishbowl........ you'll find out.

In this episode of Today's Prey, Jake talks about his experience on a boat chain with men that may or may not take viagra. And Poppy says he would do literally anything to have the chance to be a backwaters Mud Cat. 

In the very first episode of Today's Prey, Jake and Poppy may be in deep trouble when they discover that body count is not what God puts on heavens scoreboard. Will Jake ever trust a girl again? Is Poppy a Prude for not loving his first strip club experience? Let's Find out.