Today with tonies

In today’s episode Sam and Tim battle it out in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle: with a cat up a tree! Learn what fruit weighs the same as all of the electricity it takes to power the internet and we hear your good news stories. All delivered with a side serving of jokes, fun and of course, the magic from the bubbling bucket! If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below! Joke: Wha...

Happy Odd Socks day on Today with Tonies! Listen in as Tim and Sam find jokes, facts and challenges in today’s episode of the podcast. Little ones can wind down with a forest bathing session in Unwind your Mind, and have a guess at joke punchlines with Punchline Puzzle. If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below! Joke: Which dinosaur woke the other dinosaurs up when it wa...

It’s Bonfire Night! Join Sam and Tim as they ignite your curiosity with fun facts and questions! Like, have you ever wondered how long it takes to get to the other side of the planet through the Earth’s crust? Or why are sunsets orange? In today’s episode of Today with Tonies, Sam and Tim play Ask me anything and Don’t make me laugh If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek be...

It’s time for little listeners to warm up those ears ready for today’s Make it Count challenge. Listen carefully - how many lamb bleats can you hear? Sam and Tim will also be learning all about ostriches in True or False and celebrating National Cat Day! Are you trying to guess the punchline to Tim’s joke? Look no further! Joke: Where do birds go on holiday? Punchline: Somewhere ‘cheep’! We hope y...

In today’s episode Tim and Sam compete to become the best MC around in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, find out about a brilliant job (have you heard of a ‘pomologist’?) and learn some excellent news from your little listeners. All served up with a dollop of fun, jokes and bubbles from the magical bucket! Want to know the punchline to Sam’s joke? Here it comes! Joke: What’s made of metal and can’t climb...

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Curious kids (and grown-ups of course) can listen to the show to find out! Tim and Sam are also exploring who invented chocolate, learning how to relax and cracking up at listener’s jokes in Punchline Puzzle! Ready for the rest of Tim’s joke? Joke: Why do pirates take so long to read the alphabet? Punchline: Because they spend so much time at ‘C’! We...

This week Tim and Sam get little listeners laughing with a hilarious game of Don’t Make Me Laugh, teach them all about how honey is made in Ask Me Anything (prepare to be flabbergasted) and surprise them with mind blowing facts about one of the world’s most unusual animals. Looking for the answer to Sam’s joke? You’re in the right place! Question: What are the strongest creatures in the sea? Answe...

A ‘kaleidoscope’, a ‘crash’ or a ‘bale’. Which one of these is the name for a group of jellyfish? Tim and Sam are on a mission to find out! Little detectives can join in and learn what human beings have in common with stars, hear an excellent new joke and chill out with a music-themed round of Have a Bit of Sense. Want to know the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes! Joke: What sort of music do...

What creature can sleep for three years? Any ideas? Little listeners can find out in this week’s Tuesday episode of Today with tonies! Join Tim and Sam as they get creative in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle and learn all about a very brave listener in Good News Only. Looking for the rest of Sam’s joke? We’ve got you covered! Joke: What is a tree’s least favourite month? Punchline: Sep-timber! We hope yo...

Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more.  Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7!  To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.