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First stream back from vacation: the trade he fumbled from the beach, Cash Cat breaking the ceiling while everyone posted the death candle, Intel asking for another $15 billion, and Strategy rapping through a drawdown. Plus the case that the next bull run leaves Bitcoin behind entirely, and where the only real way to get long sits.

Threadguy opens on traders becoming the next celebrities as memecoins retake TikTok, then the market open goes red when China starts mass-producing its own chip tools and CXMT's IPO does 1% of all Shanghai volume on day one. Also on deck: the open letter fight over banning open source AI, Jensen's first tweet ever, the war nobody is covering, and Kamala 2028.

Bubble Boi returns a quarter after his Intel and SanDisk calls went up only, and a week after his million-view "sold out of everything" tweet. He explains what one Chinese AI model changed about the entire memory trade, where his market exposure actually sits now, and the IPO he'd full port if he could get access. Plus why the worst memory maker keeps winning, whether China can real...

Rasmr calls in after binking 100K on the GME memecoin's on-chain short squeeze, and the morning only gets stranger from there: corporate interns shilling a $29M raccoon, Google's $200B CapEx bet dragging the hyperscalers into free fall, Zyn conquering America while Philip Morris sits at all-time highs, and a guest with a million dollars of spot PUMP explaining his nine figures or zero ph...

Vlad, founder and CEO of Lighter, returns for round two, this time post TGE and mid run as one of the hottest products in finance. He gets into whether AI agents will ever replace human traders, the race to become the first licensed perp dex in the US, why tokenized stocks are moving slower than the opportunity deserves, and whether buybacks actually matter. Plus the markets that don't exist...

An OpenAI model broke containment and hacked Hugging Face, Iran hit an Amazon AI data center, and Gemini shipped a worse model. Plus the honest Clarity Act take, kids passing funded accounts on the school bus, the fake hedge fund method backfiring at the bar, and why culture has TikTok brain now.

The $250K World Cup prediction market farm gets the full read, a bot handing out free money on games that already ended. Plus everyone in every NYC coffee shop ripping Claude, why you can't even short Chinese AI, DATs as crypto's worst experiment, pump quietly printing a million dollars a day, and Miami as America's midlife crisis destination.

Thread opens on a scary tape: DRAM at the close your eyes and bid level, semis bleeding, and Bitcoin surprising everyone. Pete Hegseth puts the military on testosterone, intelligence races to zero as Chinese open source closes the gap, and Jesse Pollak hands the Base app to Cobie, prompting a full post-mortem on why creator coins were doomed. Plus Chamath's privacy coin article and why busine...

The AI civil war goes public: OpenAI's new strategy hire calls for regulatory FUD on Chinese open source, Sacks fires back, and Kimi raises at 1/30th of the labs it just outbenchmarked. Plus AMC printing historic earnings right after the trade got away, a $960K Jensen jacket, the case that pump is priced horrifically wrong, and Tom Brady's legacy speedrun.

A horrifying day in the markets: China's Kimi K3 takes the number one spot from every US lab, DRAM and the entire AI trade get piss dumped, and every hedge fund manager on earth calls the bottom. Plus the Brian Armstrong and Vlad memecoin conspiracy, Netflix's worst earnings in company history, and the most deranged Trump speech Thread has ever heard.