THESE GUYS!

this week the burpy boys break down their communion routines 👅 📺 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572 Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-the-laughs-in-the-sacramento-california-12-15-2024/event/1C006131DC6A4508?_gl=1*zvzgd5*_gcl_au*MTk0MzQ4MTA5NC4xNzI5MjMzNzgy&_ga=2....

this week the burpy boys wonder why all lineman legs look like that 📺 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572 Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-the-la...

this week the burpy boys realize they’ve lost 47 turtlenecks throughout their lives 📺 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572 Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.c...

this week the burpy boys wonder wtf they're supposed to say to plumbers 📺 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571  Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521  Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572 Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-...

This week the burpy boys remember having 0 idea what was happening on field trips 📺 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🧢𝗧𝗛𝗘...

This week the burpy boys realize ear wax candles are the whitest thing ever 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572 Portsmouth - Jan 25 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedian-benedict-polizzi-at-cisco-brewers-portsmouth-tick...

This week the burpy boys talk about how their highschool is so different 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523  San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571  Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521  Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572...

This week the burpy boys talk about how linkedin is the horniest site 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523  San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571  Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521  Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.m...

This week the burpy boys talk about how New Hampshire is catfishing us 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.mic...

This week the burpy boys talk about that ACTUAL first day of Halloween 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.mic...

This week the burpy boys talk about how they all want to do is make an intro for a radio station 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Austin - Oct 3 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Phoeni...

This week the burpy boys talk about Joey backing out of a Fantasy League (thank god) 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San Diego - No...

This week the burpy boys talk about getting a signed anything from a "not that impressive" guy 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San...

This week the burpy boys decide the #1 candle and confess their love for Josh Allen 🍻 THESE GUYS! TOUR COMING SOON 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San Diego - Nov...

this week the burpy boys talk about benny's alt-twitter account 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571 Phoeni...

this week the burpy boys talk about benny's bachelor party 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Philly - July 25 https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254519 Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523 San...

this week the burpy boys play the game "what stores in the mall are nfl players" (Josh Norman is Forever21 obviously) 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Philly - July 25 https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254519 Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Aust...

this week the burpy boys talk about how they think about Christmas in July 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Philly - July 25 https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254519 Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521 Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/s...

this week the burpy boys talk about the time your mom was being way too nice to your weird friend 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Philly - July 25 https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254519  Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522  Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521  Austin - Oct 10 https...

this week the burpy boys talk about how they have never seen tiger woods' legs 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Portland - June 26 https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254520 Philly - July 25 https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254519 Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumc...

this week the burpy boys talk about getting yelled at for wearing gloves at football practice 💕 WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS (on CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Portland - June 26 https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254520 Philly - July 25 https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254519 Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522 Buffalo - Sept 19 https://...

this week the burpy boys talk about the REAL you got invited to a wedding (bc somebody else couldn't go) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ 💕 WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS (ON CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Columbus - June 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/52326531/benedict-pollizzi-columbus-funny-bone-comedy-club-columbus?partner_id=100 Portland...

this week the burpy boys talk about how to get that one dude outta the group picture 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ 💕 WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS (ON CW APP) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Columbus - June 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/52326531/benedict-pollizzi-columbus-funny-bone-comedy-club-columbus?partner_id=100 Portland - June 26 https://p...

this week the burpy boys talk about how you you have to pre-eat before going to your new girl's get together 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ 💕 WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS (EVERY THURS ON CW) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Columbus - June 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/52326531/benedict-pollizzi-columbus-funny-bone-comedy-club-columbus?partner_id=...

this week the burpy boys talk about how you buy food for somebody in hopes that they don't eat it (so you can) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ 💕 WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS (EVERY THURS ON CW) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦  Columbus - June 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/52326531/benedict-pollizzi-columbus-funny-bone-comedy-club-columbus?partner_i...