TheKnuckleHeadsPodcast

What’s up, guys — it’s your Knuckleheads crew keeping it raw and ridiculous. We ramble about our merch launch, the weird-ass pricing on Fourth Wall, and why tank tops cost almost as much as tees. Then we spiral into custard vs. pudding, nonstop pudding confessions, and our unfiltered thoughts on orange juice, bagels, and breakfast crimes. Things get filthy in the best way as we trade subway horror...

Hey — it’s just us chatting like we’re in your living room: ranting about shadowbans, juggling Instagram/TikTok/Threads chaos, dropping seven new bootleg nostalgia tees, and arguing over which snack cake truly rules (spoiler: it gets intense). Do us a solid — rate, review, and subscribe on Podbean/Apple/Spotify, follow us on socials, and grab a shirt if you want to keep the nonsense coming. Check...

Hey Knuckleheads! Today's episode is a doozy! We talk trailers... Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat 2. Some cool memories and easter eggs. Nostalgia palooza... Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

Hey Knuckleheads! — take a seat on the stoop for this hilarious, messy, and "very serious" chat with Lahna Turner : comedian, mom, and creator of the fat superhero " Pounds of Power " We talk New York vs L.A., wild subway stories, grief, and a love letter to Ralphie May that turned into comics and a documentary. It’s equal parts belly laughs and heart — like catching up with an old pal. Stick arou...

Hey Knuckleheads! In this episode we talk April Fools pranks and origins, The Artemis launch, Costcos Giant Bunny nutritional facts. We also have an annoying this week on the train segment and as always a doozy of a Florida Man!  NEW MERCH!!!

Hey, it's your pals from the Knuckleheads — we hit episode 600 and it's a mess in the best way: merch woes, self-publishing plans, Stoltman’s shattered leg, moon pie debates, locked-up CVS cases, and a parade of Florida Man brilliance. Short, filthy, and honest — we riff, we roast, and we beg you to rate and review (five stars first, roast later). Stick around for dumb stories, stupid arguments, a...

Yo — welcome back to the Knuckleheads Podcast. We’re rambling about everything from messed-up tea habits and work burnout to raccoon heists, dogs eating laundry, bats flying into mouths and whether movies should be one-hit wonders or endless cash grabs. It’s a messy, hilarious ride — think old-timey movie nostalgia, Florida man antics, snack-fueled regrets, and the kind of workplace stories that m...

KNUCKLEHEADS! todays episode is yes you guessed it PIE. We record on Pi day and jumped into pie history and fun. We also do our this week on the train segment along with our knuckleheads Florida man headline of the week.  MERCH! Promo code Knuckles26 for free shipping.

Hey friend — this episode is a wild ride through modern nonsense: paid memberships to see toys online, Uber surge pricing that feels criminal, sneaky resort and convenience fees, and the glory (and danger) of muffins and banana bread. We rant about work uniforms, store markups, self-checkout shenanigans, and even top it off with some classic Florida Man scams. It’s a laid-back, laugh-filled take o...

Hey, Knucklehead’s — this episode is a no-holds-barred rant about shrinkflation: from cereal boxes and McDonald’s fries to tiny king-size candy bars and jacked-up "protein" snacks. We also hit national food days, donut truck nostalgia, and a ridiculous Cheesecake Factory scale stunt that you’ve gotta hear about. Grab a snack (careful, it might be smaller than you remember), sit with us like old fr...

Yo — we’re live in the middle of the 2026 blizzard with shovels, surge-priced Ubers and a bunch of snowday nostalgia. Tune in for chaotic on-the-spot updates, dumb mistakes (boiling water on your windshield, anyone?), and stories from the Blizzard ’96 to today. It’s funny, blunt, and honest — we’ll make you laugh, wince at delivery tips, and remember why adulting in a blizzard beats being a kid wi...

Hey, what's up — it's the Knuckleheads. We jump from Penn Station stair gripes and subway stink to Valentine’s Day traditions, overpriced roses, and the ridiculous pressure people put on one day to prove love. We also roast the worst gifts (gas station flowers, gym memberships, and giant stuffed animals), reminisce about nostalgic candies like Butterfinger BBs and M&M Minis, and cap it off wit...

Hey Knuckleheads! Today we talk a bunch of Fast Food Nostalgia... Like what? RED ROOF Pizza Hut, or KFC buffet oh and real 5 dollar foot longs from Subway.  What do you want back?  

Hey—we're back after a silly little hiatus. Two idiots, one robe, and a whole lot of subway horror stories: slow walkers, man-spreaders, pigeons on the platform, and people who treat the train like the Wild West. Jump in for bagel vs. croissant takes, National Baked Alaska (yes, it’s a thing), hot chocolate vibes, and a throwback chat about Game & Watch and childhood candy rankings. It’s messy...

Hey Knuckleheads! This is a throwback! More than 260 episodes ago. We remastered this for some new listeners. We talk gaming, Nostalgia and nightmare outfits from childhood. Enjoy!

Hey — this episode is basically two friends ragging on holiday clutter, cartoon feuds, and the wild realities of traveling (yes, including gross bus bathrooms). We keep it real: from hauling down Christmas bins to arguing which '90s crew would win a throwdown. Pull up a seat, grab a snack, and listen like you’re hanging out with us — goofy tangents, old-school nostalgia, and survival tips for life...

Whats up Knuckleheads! Join us to talk sequels in this remastered classic.     

Enjoy this remastered classic! This was episode 225  Check out the MERCH!

Yo — Lets finish this and crown a champ! We also got screwed by shipping, survived a 4DX Grinch screening, and ran a wild holiday smackdown bracket. Come hang while we roast bad Santas, rogue reindeer, and argue who’s the real holiday MVP. Grab a drink (or eggnog), sit tight, and enjoy the chaos.

Hey—we turned Christmas chaos into a game: randomized character matchups, stupid weapons, weird locations, and even a drunk Santa cameo. Think Buddy the Elf vs. Turbo Man, Frosty vs. Scrooge, and John McClane in a toy factory. It’s chaotic, dumb, and hilarious. Pour yourself something warm, press play, and listen to us argue, trash-talk, and pick winners like you're sitting on the couch with your...

This album exists for one simple reason: I love Christmas—and I love Christmas music. I’m not a musician, but I am an artist, a writer, a New Yorker, and someone who grew up surrounded by holiday songs of every kind. My mom loved Christmas music fiercely. She played everything—from crooners to pop to novelty songs—and through her, I learned that Christmas didn’t have just one sound. She also taugh...

Yo — we nearly lost our minds wrestling with Loom, dodging robotic AI fixes, and blaming every piece of tech in the room. Then we spiraled into full-ass mustache and beard roast mode, debated the safety of gingerbread in NYC, and complained about overpriced popcorn tins like true holiday champions. Also: subway annoyances, kids peeling grapes like tiny serial killers, Lionel train battery madness,...

Yo — we rip into Teespring's holiday failures, swap wild family-gaming stories (I totally cheated at UNO), and nerd out over N64 rematches and a Hogwarts Express train for the tree. Plus wild job-interview scams, snow horror stories, gingerbread ambitions, and a Florida Man who threw hands at an inflatable Santa. Come hang, laugh, and commiserate like we're on the couch.

Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It’s messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.

Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It’s messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.