The Xmas Mistake: A Cursed Podcast

Dan, Kate and Chad LEAVE THE HOUSE and GO TO THE MOVIES to BRING YOU THE SCOOP. The bewildering 2019 Xmas movie featuring some kind of twist and a very messy Dany Targaryen and so, so much George Michaels.  Tell us about your movie experience  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter Give us some things at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad would like you to see something strange: a time where they're actually joyful! Come with us and you will see the curse ebb, and our heroes gasp for creepy spooky air! tell us what halloween is  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter send us your hinterland vacation photos  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram help us reorient our society under a new jolly god at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad explain it all to a nutcracker given human life to be a local baker's boy toy. Join Melissa Joan Hart and her bewitched nut servant as they try to remember what that Tchaikovsky ballet was all about. send us your best cookie recipes haunted with the essence of your loved ones  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter share your favorite infuriatingly-straight couple matching pajamas  @thexm...

Dan, Kate and Chad learn the meaning of "Don't Tread On Me" and LA Soy Boys and praying over dinner one minute and pulling a gun on people the next. That's right, it's a Conservative Indie Xmas Movie. Buckle up. call us cucks at  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter share your favorite devotionals  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram support Bootstrap Pulling at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan Kate and Chad BECOME SANTA.  Just kidding. But SOMEONE'S GONNA. AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE HEIR TO SANTA, A WOMAN, WHO SHOULD PROBABLY BE SANTA. Can't have that in my Xmas movie. Nope.  Tune in for Jack Frost being a total Chad.  Santa us at  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram send us notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad uncover hidden dark forces, and grow mad with Christmas power. Tweet us about what's up with that weird fake Australian  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Find our d&d supplements at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Christmas grows impatient. Bodies don't yet comply. Vassals, they will be yet. Dan, Kate, and Chad are sent to a perfectly safe and normal Christmas Camp to land the big account, and they'll be fine when they get back. Seriously, don't worry about it! It's all very cool.  Tweet us business plans that your son can't know about  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Find our d&d suppl...

Dan, Kate, Chad, and special guest Vin live Christmas over and over and over again. They've got us, babe. Gotta get up, gotta get down (with Christmas). It's a time loop Christmas movie, I dunno. Tweet us your risotto recipes  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake Check out Liminal Apocalypse

Time warp! Dan, Kate, and Chad stay inside their Lacey trilogy (Tri-Lacey) and avoid a possibly phantasmal bear in Matchmaker Santa. Tweet uh, something about the bear I only remember the bear  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad are at their most Austen-tatious with Pride and Prejudice and Mistletoe, a twist on the classic novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The twist is that it basically has nothing to do with P&P and is mostly your run-of-the-mill Hallmark. Spooky! Tweet us your investment ideas  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad think they're returning to the Xmas Kingdoms for a pleasant jaunt around Who-gives-a-fuck-ivia, turns out they've begun a Chabert streak to remember.  Look upon our dark works  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Hit us up at thexmasmistake@gmail.com Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate and Chad get smacked in the head with a snow globe, sucking them into a realm of heart break and madness in this theory shattering world shaping Hallmark Classic, A Snow Globe Christmas. Santa Help Us.    Tweet us an escape rope  @thexmasmistake   and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram Find our mad notes at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan Kate and Chad launch into... wait, Kate is gone. Kate isn't here anymore. Its Travis now.  Dan Travis and Chad watch the most Basketball Xmas Movie that ever Basketballed. It has exactly one basketball for one scene.  What happens when your daughter decides that Taylor Swift should be your new wife? That's basically this movie. Buckle up. Poor Travis. Tweet us about Travis  @thexmasmistake  on...

Dan, Kate, and Chad stumble upon their darkest Hallmark yet: an actually good movie. TWITTER US  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram give us money at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate, and Chad are incredibly late to this episode, and go deep into the heart of Santaland for Moonlight and Mistletoe.

Dan, Kate, and Chad bring a guest and neglect the big gingerbread contest to review The Sweetest Christmas, Lacey Chabert's bakery nightmare. TWITTER US  @thexmasmistake  on Twitter and  @thexmasmistake  on Instagram give us money at patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Dan, Kate and Chad watch Xmas slowly encroach on the frontier of its influence in this very, VERY poor kinda sorta not really adaptation of Shakespeares "Romeo and Juliet". It's a terrible mess, if you watch it just skip to the end for the good Barrel Racing.  Stranger Things was great by the way. TWITTER US  @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake on Instagram give us money at patreon.com/...

Dan, Kate and Chad SUPPORT OUR TROOPS on THE 4TH cause we planned ahead and definitely didn't get the date wrong and have to switch this episode with a different episode last minute. This one is surprisingly good.  I'd write more but Stranger Things 3 is out and I have to watch it on repeat for the next two weeks.  Talk to Chad about Stranger things @thexmasmistake on Twitter and @thexmasmistake o...

Dan, Kate, and Chad gotta get back, back to the past to find... CCB's first Hallmark! Within, they figure out how to pronounce her name–probably.  Here's the video we watch during the episode.

Dan, Kate, and Chad stumble into the unfamiliar The Christmas Card from all-too-familiar time: an era before the infection, before the burnt-black X of the Hall Mark. Here, was a run-of-the-mill Christmas TV movie; one outside of the dense crust of Christmasland, where men were men, troops were heroes, and the only festive darkness was the darkness in America's heart. Welcome back to the War on Te...

Daniel, Kate and Chad learn all about Christmas Coma Ghosts and their absurd, situational rules in this movie that is DEFINITELY not "The Spirit of Christmas". Evil business men, magic electric powers, child lead ghost cults and more, it gets so, so weird. @thexmasmistake on Twitter @thexmasmistake on Instagram patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Daniel, Kate, and Chad travel back to the 1940s to... really just go back to the present and watch a pretty by-the-numbers fish out off water Hallmark. Comet doesn't really make sense. Hit us up on Patreon. @thexmasmistake on Twitter @thexmasmistake on Instagram patreon.com/thexmasmistake

Daniel, Kate and Chad enter a realm as thin as a gingerbread house, as hollow as a gingerbread house, impermanent as a gingerbread house. Would you believe it's a gingerbread house? A poor single father is forced to work for free during his vacation crafting a massive Xmas Gingerbread House to satisfy that one twin from that one Disney show and thwart her lesbian lover.  Get early access and other...

Daniel, Kate, and Chad fall fast for festive footwear-focused film A Shoe Addict's Christmas. Is CCB's Noelle really addicted to shoes? Nope. Has her obsession for heels ruined her life? Not really. Is it kinda messed up that people throw around "addict" so casually? It is! Get early access and other perks at  https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet us your least inspiring photos  @thexmasmis...

Daniel, Kate, and Chad discuss the movie that A Christmas Prince took all its test answers from, Crown for Christmas. Watch as they wade deeper into the Chronogeographic territory of Xmas-Land.  Get early access and other perks at  https://www.patreon.com/thexmasmistake Tweet us your histories of Winshire @thesmasmistake Email our sibling-lovers across the ocean at thexmasmistake@gmail.com