The WoodsCast

Hey All, Shay and Justin are back in the saddle to discus some stuff. We get a couple of beers in and discuss the acquittal of Trump and how that turned into a revenge campaign on anyone who ever dared to say he wasn’t totally 0-some. We get into how fun the autocracy will be now that Barr is 100% letting Trump mess with Roger Stone’s sentencing. Finally, we wonder what was so goddamned amazing ab...

Hey All, Shay and Justin sit down and have a little chat about the Impeachment Trial and how we don’t really care because the outcome is all but determined. We talk a little about how Fox News got it’s start in the Nixon Impeachment. We discuss the absolute spectacle that (when we recorded the pod) was going to be the 2nd Amendment rally in VA and all the Open Carry Asshats playing dress-up. Final...

Hey All, Shay and Justin are back with our buddy John to drink too much and discuss the news. We hit a couple of the more hypocritical things we missed since out last podcast like Don Jr’s “†” and Trump’s bullshit donations of his salary. We talk about how screwed Alex Jones is and finally try to understand what the absolute shit is going to happen in Iran with our lunatic POTUS at the helm. It go...

Hey All, We’re not dead. We just took a little court ordered podcast sabbatical and we’re going to just right back into it in the new year. Don’t let your meat loaf!

Hey All, Shay and Justin have a few drinks and talk about all the dumb shit that is going on in the world. We discuss my realization Jason wasn’t always the killer in the ‘Friday the 13th Franchise. We discuss Trump’s very Trump announcement about Al Baghdadi’s death by US Special Forces and how he called 9/11 before 9/11 (he didn’t). We bask in the amazing video Trump getting booed at the Washing...

Hey All, Shay and Justin are back after some technical woofuckery garbled our last podcast. Today the two big dumb animals have too many drinks and recap what bothered them for the last week or so. This includes Shay's trip to a Tool concert, the weekly numbers we follow, QAnon's possible return, Trump's semi-literate letter to a Erdogan and how dumb it was to pick Doral and then un-pick Doral for...

Hey all, Shay and Justin are back and less sober than ever. Listen in while we have about 1 pitcher of delicious hops and gold too many and discuss the absolute cluster that is the world right now. We start with Speaker Pelosi dropping the people’s impeachment elbow on Drumpf. We are surprised and not surprised about how the polling around Trump and impeachment has shifted recently. We discuss tha...

Hey All, Shay and Justin need to take a break for a couple weeks. We’ll be back the week of September 29th sometime and we’ll get into all the things that annoy us. We’re of course assuming the US and the World will still be here in two weeks. Fingers crossed. In the meantime, here are some of Justin’s recent favorite podcasts for you to check out in our absence, we call them “The Replacements” af...

Hey all, Shay and Justin sit down and have a few too many adult beverages and talk the about what grinds our gears. We talk the new addition to the Republican Primary; Mark Sanford, the Sharpie Scandal, the collapse of Trumps approval rating and finally how Alex Jones Milo are or are soon to be very poor…and we don’t care. As always some fun stuff about the shows and movies we like and/or wanna se...

Hey all, Shay and Justin are back, after another summertime hiatus, and we got a lot to catch up on these days. We touch on the multiple polls showing the eroding support for Trump and the new shakeup in the Democratic Primary. We remind everyone why Lou Dobbs is terrible and discuss Trump’s new challenger in former IL Rep. Joe Walsh and how bad he is as well. We decide exactly how much conspiracy...

Hey all, Shay and Justin are back after a summer vacation hiatus. Today on the pod we talk about how we are 1,776% the plan to “Storm Area 51” and Shay breaks down how it could lead to a “Star Trek” style utopian future. We talk a little a little about the crazy shit that happened this weekend with the shootings in TX and OH, but we focus more on the last couple of weeks of news and how you can dr...

Hey All, tonight Shay and Justin are joined by our friends John, Adam and Dave to go over the two day Democratic Debates. Who we like and who we wish would just go away…and why Trump just won the 2020 presidential election…at least according to your conservative friend/uncle on the Facespaces and MyBooks. We talk about Trump’s visit to NK and how they still have all of their nukes. We talk some ab...

Hey All, tonight on the pod Shay and Justin work through some of the bonkers news articles out there this week. We talk some fun stuff about all the dumb CW shows we’re watching. Justin puts Shay through a ‘Godzilla vs Destroyah’ lighting round. We discuss the totally not a publicity stunt of Alex Jones offering $1M for the conviction of whoever put child porn on his Infowars servers. Finally, we...

Hey All, tonight Shay and Justin are joined by Gatlin so we can talk some KY primary politics and spoil most of the current crop of movies for him. We talk ‘John Wick 3’, ‘Brightburn’ and of course ‘Godzilla: King of Monsters’. We discuss how bonkers the KY primary turned out and the absolute fact that Sen. McConnell is a stone cold hypocrite. We discuss Trump’s ridiculous trip to Japan and his br...

Hey All, tonight on the pod we tag team the recording with Adam starting out with Justin talking politics and all things Game of Thrones and then Shay jumps on later to help talk all the goofy CW shows we watch. We talk about how bad of a human we thing Julian Assange is, how Trump is blowing Obama’s vacation numbers out of the water and some talk about what is going on in the slow simmering world...

Hey All, We’re back after a hiatus to talk some fun stuff and a little news. Our buddy, and friend of the pod, Adam drops in to talk Game of Thrones and why 80% of the interwebs is completely losing it over the recent episode. We talk some Godzilla ‘King of Monsters’ and 2020’s ‘Godzilla vs Kong’. We discuss Alex Jones getting the ban hammer and Shay getting interviewed by Infowars in FL and final...

Hey All, this week on the pod Shay and Justin had every intention of talking the news of the last couple of weeks and what about it bothered us…but instead we spent the time talking about movies, shows and cartoons that we’re into and wanna see. We discussed out displeasure with half-pours at your local bar, Shazam!, Hellboy, Game of Thrones and all the Avengers: Endgame hype and why the Terminato...

Hey all, today on the pod Shay and Justin are joined by John, Gatlin and Ben for a 5 way free for all on the shining objects of the day. We talk about some upcoming movies that we’re all excited and some gems from our childhood that are getting a much needed reboot. We discuss how much we REALLY want to go on the Flat Earther cruise to the ice wall with Logan Paul. We do a quick recap of the excel...

Hey all, today on the pod we are back from a short hiatus to hit on some of the highlights of the last two weeks that tickles our fancy. Shay and Justin talk Trump’s average lies per day, the outcome of the failed US/NK summit and where NK is going after the summit. We spend some time on what the jeebus Alex Jones was doing on Joe Rogan’s show again. We get into Trump’s “speech” at CPAC and how un...

Hey all, today on the pod Shay and Justin get back into the swing of things with Shay on location in FL. We do an inventory on all the great/garbage shows we love that are now cancelled and discuss the incels of the interwebs ratings bombing of Captain Marvel. We talk some about the upcoming US/NK Summit and how Trump getting snowed may just be the best outcome. We war game what if anything the Mu...

Episode 15: Hiatus Round Up! Hey all, Shay and Justin are back from a two week hiatus and we have a lot of things we need to ramble about or we’ll have an aneurism. We start with the video games we’re playing and how Fortnight is garbage. We discuss our unified support for “Batfleck” and who should/could replace him as well as how optimistic we are for some other projects on the horizon. We talk s...

Today on the pod Shay and Justin are joined by Ben and John. Some of us pre-gamed for the podcast so we were gonna see where it went. We talked about Blackface and why people keep trying to make it a thing, the re-opening on the Federal Government and how Speaker Pelosi made Trump her hand puppet. Also Roger Stone, Trump adviser and general Alex Jones stooge, was indicted on 7 felony counts relate...

Today on the pod we have Shay and Justin had way too much fun and way too many beers. We talk up the next NK/US Summit to take away NK nukes, again. We talk a good deal about the announcement of Ghostbusters 3 and what that means for the franchise past, present and future. We talk about Buzzfeed taking it on the chin this week and if that story will eventually pan out and we give our hot takes on...

Hey All, this week on the pod Shay and Justin are joined by our good friend Ben as we try to figure out what the hell is going on these days. We talk about reboots of reboots and how Michael Bay is on a mission to retroactively ruin our childhood. We try to surf the strange landscape of the country’s longest government shutdown and touch on some of the big news stories that slammed into the Trump...

Hey All, Today on the pod Shay and Justin are joined by Dave and Gatlin so that Shay can ruin Bumblebee for Gatlin (RIP Wheeljack…). We discuss some movies and games we are looking forward to happening. We talk the partial government shutdown and how bad this is shaping up for Trump and the 2020 field that is and how it’s different than the one we want. All 4 of us got pretty drunk so I’m sure we...