The waddling Truth

Are boys really more  feral  than girls, or is it just the toddler stage? In this episode of The Waddling Truth, ultrasound technologist Alicia and mom‑of‑5 Kristian get real about raising boys vs girls, toddler behavior, and mom life unfiltered for pregnant women and new moms—especially Central Texas and military moms who feel like their house is one tantrum away from collapse. You’ll hear storie...

Raise your hand if you’ve ever recorded an entire episode with the mics off… because same. In this chaotic part two, Alicia and Kristian are back to talk about the “wretched” glucose test, why it’s more dramatic than it needs to be, and how to survive it without totally losing your mind. We break down what actually happens at your glucose screening, when it usually happens in pregnancy, why the dr...

Be honest… how many of these are you guilty of? 😂 From craving emergencies and crying over food to 2AM snack raids and getting mad at your partner for breathing… pregnancy turns us all a little feral 💀 If you’ve ever been pregnant (or loved someone who is)… this is WAY too relatable. 🎧 Follow The Waddling Truth 📲 Share with a mama who’s committed at least one of these crimes 💬 Comment your mo...

Here’s a Spotify-ready episode description you can paste in: Is this just Braxton Hicks or are you actually in labor? In this episode of The Waddling Truth, we break down what “practice” contractions feel like, what true labor contractions feel like, and how to know when it’s finally time to grab your hospital bag and go.​ Ultrasound tech Alicia and mom-of-5 Kristian talk through: The most common...

Newborn life is beautiful, messy, and absolutely unhinged—and we’re confessing it all in this Waddling After Dark “Never Have I Ever: Newborn Edition.” From using your baby as an excuse to leave early, to late‑night “are they breathing?” checks, to Googling poop colors like it’s a final exam, this one’s for every exhausted new parent who needs to laugh so they don’t cry.​​ Ultrasound tech Alicia a...

Newborns, postpartum recovery, and marriage after baby can feel like a beautiful disaster—and you’re not the only one wondering if it’s supposed to be this hard. In this episode, ultrasound tech Alicia and mom-of-5 Kristian get honest about pregnancy ultrasound accuracy (including twins), baby aspirin, the shock of the fourth trimester, and how hormones, “pregnancy rage,” and sleepless nights hit...

Never have I ever… cried over cold fries, farted in public, or eaten pickles with ice cream while pregnant? In this unfiltered ‘Never Have I Ever: Pregnancy Edition,’ we confess it all—cravings, gas, meltdowns, and the emotional rollercoaster no one warns you about. If you’re pregnant, postpartum, or love someone who is, this episode will make you laugh, cringe, and feel a little less alone in the...

Pregnant and wondering if that “bump” is actually just gas, if you’re losing your mind, or if your birth plan even matters? In this episode of The Waddling Truth, Alicia (ultrasound tech) and Kristian (mom of 5) get real about what pregnancy actually feels like—far beyond the cute maternity photos. They unpack pregnancy brain, bloat vs baby, cervical checks, vaccines in pregnancy, cryptic pregnanc...

Your pregnant body isn’t broken—it’s just turned into a full‑on haunted house. From gagging while you brush your teeth to waking up in a puddle of drool, we’re pulling back the curtain on the weird, unsexy, totally normal pregnancy and postpartum symptoms nobody puts in the pamphlets. You’ll hear about smell rage, permanent stuffy nose vibes, night‑sweats, random carpal tunnel, and all the “is thi...

Is my womb an air fryer, or am I just sunburned, swollen, and crying over a spoon? In this Waddling After Dark episode, ultrasound tech Alicia and mom‑of‑5 Kristian answer your wildest pregnancy questions—from Liquid IV black box warnings and salty-craving nausea to peeing when you laugh, postpartum swelling, and why every smell feels like a personal attack. Perfect for pregnant and postpartum mom...

Frida Baby is facing massive backlash for “funny” baby product packaging that many parents now see as sexual innuendo and a child-safety red flag. In this RageBate episode of The Waddling Truth, we unpack the Frida Baby / Frida Mom controversy, how dark humor shows up in modern parenting brands, and why exhausted moms are rethinking who they trust in the baby aisle. We also talk about social media...

Nobody warns you how hard marriage can get after a baby. In this episode, we talk about how love languages shift, why resentment creeps in, and what it really looks like to parent in survival mode. From postpartum numbness and insecurity to the awkward “are we ever going to have sex again?” conversations, we share real stories, real feelings, and small ways to reconnect when you barely have energy...

Roasting your assumptions about us… what could go wrong? In this Waddling After Dark episode, Kristian and Alicia read what you  really  think about them as parents and podcasters—and roast every last assumption with dark humor and unfiltered honesty. If you’ve ever wondered who’s the villain, who’s actually neutral, or why their communication styles clash so hard, this one is for you. Kristian le...

Nobody told you about this part of pregnancy. Not the weaponized gas. Not the chin hair that grows back by lunch. Not the blurry vision, mystery discharge, hemorrhoids, skin drama, or crying because someone breathed wrong. This week on The Waddling Truth, we’re talking about the symptoms that feel criminal… but are actually common. What’s hormonal, what’s normal, and when to call your provider — a...

Pregnant, postpartum, or up at 2 AM googling “is my baby normal?” This Waddling After Dark episode is your late‑night lifeline. Ultrasound tech Alicia and mom‑of‑5 Kristian answer real questions from real parents about pregnancy, labor, newborn chaos, and the fourth trimester—without the sugar‑coating. They dig into womb pee, placenta encapsulation, lightning crotch, breastfeeding and birth contro...

WADDLERS AFTER DARK 🌙 Sharp Pains, Weird Dreams & Questions That Escalated Exactly as Expected Anonymous questions. Honest answers. Zero judgment. From sharp pains and pregnancy rage to weird postpartum dreams, sex positions, placenta drama, baby heart rates, and yes—can babies fart in the womb—we covered it all. Educational, not diagnostic. Funny, but real. Come laugh, learn, and feel less alone...

Breastfeeding while pregnant is a question so many moms have — and the answers aren’t always clear. In this episode of The Waddling Truth Podcast, we talk about breastfeeding during pregnancy, what moms should consider, and why every motherhood journey looks different. Even though we haven’t personally breastfed while pregnant, we’re sharing honest, judgment-free conversation based on real questio...

The third trimester is full of anticipation, exhaustion, emotions, and honest conversations. In this episode, we talk about what the third trimester can really look like — from managing expectations before baby arrives to keeping communication open after, supporting your relationship, and finishing strong (with naps included). We also share real experiences, humor, and reminders that every pregnan...

14 dads. 14 questions. 0 emotional filters. These were the questions that lived rent-free in their heads at 2:47 a.m. Some were feral. Some were sweet. Some made us stare into the void and whisper, “Sir… respectfully?” This episode is: • intrusive thoughts with a dad bod • emotional vulnerability wrapped in bad timing • “I’ve never told anyone this” energy • and questions that absolutely started w...

New Episode — Let’s Talk Advocacy Advocacy isn’t being “difficult.” It’s being informed. In this episode of A Waddling Truth, Alicia and Kristian break down why asking questions, understanding your care, and trusting your instincts matter—from pregnancy through parenthood. If you’ve ever left an appointment confused or unsure, this one’s for you. Clear. Calm. Confident care starts here. 🤍 #TheWad...

The nausea eases, the bump shows up, and pregnancy starts feeling real. In this episode, we’re talking second-trimester wins—surviving the first-trimester Hunger Games, anatomy scan emotions, baby shopping spirals, the glucose test (it’s not that scary), first flutters, and the calm before third-trimester chaos. Equal parts reassurance, laughs, and “oh thank God, it’s not just me.” #TheWaddlingTru...

Local moms submitted real pregnancy questions, and we’re answering them after dark 🌙 From weight gain and intense cravings to those first baby kicks, we talk honestly about what’s normal, what’s surprising, and what no one warns you about. Real moms, real questions, no judgment.

Are you a new parent trying to figure out what really works when it comes to sleep, safety, and baby gear? 👶 In this episode of The Waddling Truth, we dive deep into real talk about baby monitors, the Owlet Smart Sock, co-sleeping vs. bassinets, and how different parenting styles shape those choices. Join us as we unpack the pros and cons of modern parenting tools — what’s helping families sleep...

Pregnancy advice is never delivered calmly—it’s always “don’t do that” followed by a sentence that makes you freeze, clutch your belly, and spiral at 2 a.m., so in this episode we unpack the most dramatic pregnancy rules you’re warned about and the fear that comes with them, from sleeping on your side and waking up on your back, to deli meat, caffeine, hot baths, reaching overhead, kitty litter, s...

Welcome to our very first Waddlers After Dark 🌙 This episode is for the late-night Googlers, the anxious scrollers, and the parents lying awake wondering, “Is this normal… or should I panic?” We’re breaking down the 10 most common first-trimester questions—from exhaustion and nausea to cramping, spotting, emotions, and the pressure to “feel pregnant.” No fear-mongering, no perfection culture—just...