The Very Worst

Three grown adults sit down and watch the Pokemon-themed movie film Jirachi -- Wishmaker and then talk about it and Ash's sexuality for just a few seconds too long and what Pokemon people want to have sex with for MANY seconds too long. Topics Include: Brock, from the Wonder Years. Sriracha. Mysterious muscle mullet man. Chocolate Corn Dogs. Mediocre Magic. Jumanji. Ashleigh swipes right on a rock...

Three grown adults --one recently back from London a married man-- intentionally sit down and watch the animated short "Camp Pikachu" with the intention of talking about it with each other. Instead, they mostly talk about trains.    GO VOTE and then email us at theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com  and tell us some stuff about trains or just why you love us so much.

Three grown adults decide to have a Halloween Spooktacular over the animated movie film Pokemon Heroes: Latios & Latias and they are very sleepy, but in a spooky way. Topics include: THIS ROSE DOESN'T BELONG HERE. Old woman make Brock sick. The worst Macguffin. Pikachu labor sounds. Stained glass make Brock horny. All Italians are Mario in the eyes of Nintendo. Iron bars make Brock overestimate hi...

Three grown adults hide under the covers and watch the SPOOOOOKIEST Pokemon movie of them all: Pikachu's PikaBoo. And they're sorely disappointed and sheepishly crawl out of the covers and vow to never speak about it again -- after a 40 minute podcast recording, of course. Email us all your thoughts and hopes and dreams at theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com and remember to tweet at the best Psyduck can...

Three grown adults talk about the sci-fi spectacular film Pokemon 4Ever: Celebi's Nasty Nest and if you're a kid or a cop, you have to tell us. Topics Include: The most intriguing character in the entire franchise. A podcast about gloves. Could you hit any animal with a ball? Celebi is an emo kid. True love. A double feature! A mind-blowing time travel theory.   Email us! theveryworstpodcast@gmail...

Three grown adults discuss the made-for-TV movie "Mewtwo Returns" which is a movie about the Pokemon and about half the length of this podcast.   Topics include: Fantasy Football VS Bachelor in Paradise. A very good football foreman. Brock is PanPanSexual. Weird Whirlwind. EAAHHHH EAAAHHH. PikaTwo's Revenge. Ash takes too much LSD. Chekhov's Bugs. A magical goodnight. Brock's nipple-less shirt. So...

Three grown adults huddle together under a big blanket called the internet and watch a sweet summer film called Pikachu & Pichu and then complain about how they did that on purpose.   Email us at theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com and tell us exactly wharever it is we tell you to tell us in this episode.

Three grown adults discuss the movie Pokemon 3: The Movie in ways it was never meant to be discussed with little to no shame and then two of them make a loud, bad noise. Topics include: Kids hate emails. Deciphering the alphabet. Brock is back, baby! Ash's real dad?? Clarence who is Craig who is Tracey. Why did we miss Brock. YOU ARE MAMA! All you need is a man and a bulldozer. Ash doesn't believe...

Three grown adults talk about "Pikachu's Rescue Adventure," a minuscule feat of children's animated cinema and we do everyone's favorite podcast thing: SEGMENTS! If you have ideas for future segments, send them to  theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com  along with pictures of Brock tongue-kissing his Pokemon.

Three grown adults talk about a movie that's called "Pokemon: The Movie 2000". And we're very sorry, but that's what this podcast is about. Topics include: How do boats work? Hugh Jackman face, Jack Black voice. Nobody's Angel rocks. Mr. Mime's bug problem. A close up of a tomato. How, exactly, do boats work?? A case of Krabbys. WHO IS TRACEY!? Waist-deep in abstinece. A bird whom scream like man....

Three grown adults talk about the short film "Pikachu's Vacation." We're too old for this and we call Pokemon "little scamps."   Please send your pictures of Brock tongue-kissing his Pokemon to @AshStoneman, @patreberyeah, and @mattaukamp.   EMAIL US: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults talk about Pokemon: The First Movie. There is a lot of swearing and someone imitates a Staryu and that sucks. Topics include: Mikeone's name troubles. A security system made of arms. Milk Chew Stew. Infinity War spoilers. Horny for a very small hologram. Make friends with your fists. A very cool lair. An adult girlfriend.     EMAIL US: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com