The Top Three from Not The Bee

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats shout their way through another confirmation hearing, Trump may get his mug on Mt. Rushmore, and a picture is worth a thousand words or 83 bucks and a sad life lesson. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee.  Trump issues his best executive order to date, ice cream trucks are NOT ICE trucks, and PETA wants you to eat a vegan cake.

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. El Salvador comes in clutch (are we still saying that?), CNN melts down over Trump's approval ratings, and it should go without saying, but don't hold giant parties for underage kids and give them beer, especially if you're a school administrator. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! JD Vance is a nazi because he thinks people should have kids, Target is chucking all its rainbow stuff, and don't label your bag with drugs "This Is Not A Bag With Drugs."

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Tom Homan gets to work, Antifa's gonna Antifa, and never dress up as an upside-down snow cone. 

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! One of our own gets a presidential pardon, hell freezes over, and Panama burns a flag,

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Biden pardons everything but the kitchen sink, the border just got a little tighter, and screaming at your problems won't make them go away. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump is now your president, yes even you Nancy Pelosi, The Federal Reserve pulls out of some globalist nonsense, and oh no! Those rats are high!    

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee.  Walgreens can't handle the shoplifting free-for-all in San Fransisco, a sitting judge sends a colleague an unfortunate meme, and a new social media app won't let you be gay. 

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Jack Smith convicts Trump in the court of public opinion, if you give a mouse a French theater he might stay for five weeks, and I wander into some pretty controversial territory. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! CNN can't figure out why no one want to buy the climate change narrative, Biden wants to shoot owls, and a woman texts the wrong number in s drug deal with hilarious results. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Los Angeles faces hoards of looters, Jack Smith heads off into the sunset, and Biden thinks Kamala has a real chance to win...the 2024 election. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Southern California is on fire, Mexico send a shot across the bow, and a very important warning about...eating your Christmas tree.

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Mark Zuckerberg downloads a soul, Trump might actually buy Greenland, and a man vanishes into the sewers in Virginia     

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau resigns, Kamala certifies her defeat, and teachers no longer have to know how to read in New Jersey.  Listen to The Top Three From Not The Bee every Monday through Thursday. Check out Notthebee.com for more information about these and many other crazy, too-weird-to-be-true real stories. 

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! A guy becomes the legitimate new CEO of Enron, a family receives its second New Year's surprise, and George Soros buys a medal.  

Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee!   The FBI rushes to say the tragic killings in a New Orleans rampage were NOT terrorism before saying it definitely WAS, a Cybertruck saves the day, and a teen girl goes after a rival goat.

Happy New Year and welcome to The Top Three At Not The Bee! Violent gang members try to bash their way through the southern border, a teen girl pays dearly for a five second Snapchat video, and a jawbreaker earns its name. 

Welcome To The Top Three From Not The Bee and happy New Year's Eve!   Joe Biden coughs up another $2.5 billion to Ukraine, Americans are in mountains of credit card debt, and vintage subway vigilantes make a come back. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Former President Jimmy Carter passes away, current President Joe Biden fades away, and flaming balls of fire appear in the night sky. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A modern-day miracle saves a woman and her baby, an technical malfunction almost ruins Christmas, and a ship flips over. 

Welcome to a very special Top Three From Not The Bee and a very Merry Christmas! Today's Top Three is a tale of Christmas mystery, intrigue, and arson straight from the wintery wonderland of Sweden. And as an update and a small spoiler alert, as of right now, the Gavle Goat has survived 2024 and is still standing tall and proud.   You go, giant grass goat statue. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A police officer goes to great lengths to impress his girlfriend, a mega-yacht is costing the government millions, and Stonehenge is a little less mysterious these days. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A congresswoman goes missing and turns up in an assisted living home, an avocado bandit loses a fortune, and your air-fryer is spying on you. 

Welcome to today's Top Three From Not The Bee! The Democrats propose abolishing the Electoral College just for funsies, Kamala may be making a comeback, and a pair of beloved Christmas characters exchanges blows.