The Steve & Jeff Show

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Send us Fan Mail The Steve and Jeff Show presents "Bye Bye, Bondi" written by The Steve and Jeff Show Band and performed by Barbara Bell and the cast of "Corruption" The Musical,' now playing on Broadway.

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts discover a cool new way to make money, and they discuss the income opportunities available for just attending events. Also don't miss the latest from The Steve and Jeff Show Band...Bye Bye, Bondi, and Kristi's Lament. Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff "Bye Bye, Bondi" written by The Steve and Jeff Show Band and performed by Barbara Bell and the cast of "...

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Send us Fan Mail Tonight the show focuses on The Steve and Jeff Show Band's upcoming concept album, "Arial: Font of Knowledge." It will soon be available at all Tower Records stores, assuming you can find one. Our hosts took the night off and foisted hosting duties onto Lester Kurtis, last heard narrating the episode about Keith Richards many weeks ago. The band's album shows a...

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Send us Fan Mail Our hosts welcome General Henry "Hank" Kimball, a Pentagon spokesman who is on the talk show circuit to promote the war in Iran. Or maybe the excursion in Iran. In any event, he's in the studio with our hosts and presents as clear and concise an explanation for the attack as you have ever heard.  General Henry "Hank" Kimball - David Hayden Steve - Steve Je...

Send us Fan Mail Meet the band! Well, sort of meet the band. They had an unfortunate delay at Joliet Correctional Facility and should be back on tour any day now. But our hosts brought Jeff's brother Ian in to thank him for hiring the band for the show and to learn a little more about them. The operative word is little, but our hosts enjoyed listening to samples of the band's long and ge...

Send us Fan Mail The Steve and Jeff Show Band with a song about current events. #iran #hormuz #strait #satire 

Send us Fan Mail So much has happened, podcast fans! First, Johnny is lost in the edible world, but just in time, Jeff's brother started managing musical acts and sent our hosts their own in house Steve and Jeff Show Band! They show their stuff in this episode. But I digress. The main point of the show is that our hosts interview their soon-to-be marketing chief, the ecumenical Lex Lutheran....

Send us Fan Mail Reality-challenged as ever, our hosts find a review that, to them, is a rave review from their greatest fan. You be the judge. It won't be hard. Jeff becomes aroused while watching traffic on the Edens. Steve celebrated the review by treating his mom and Johnny to a Rob Schneider film festival. Speaking of Johnny, he was last seen asking the address of Edibles Schmedibles.  S...

Send us Fan Mail As unavoidable as our own personal niyati, our hosts tackled the thorny yet fascinating issues of drugs and sex with their guest, Eddie Getgo, author of the limited best seller "Just Say No to Everything." He was basically talking about drugs and sex, not saying no to things like breathing or milk with brownies. Speaking of brownies, Jeff brought in a buffet of edibles f...

Send us Fan Mail With the untimely closing of the Kennedy Center, our hosts lucked upon an awards show for political cowardice that needed a venue. Never missing an opportunity, our hosts present the Lindsey Graham Profiles in Courage/Cowardice Awards for 2025. What a stunning array of nominees and honorable (sic) mentions. Award season has never been livelier. Steve returned the rented tuxedo he...

Send us Fan Mail As attentive to detail as usual, our hosts neglected to plan anything for Valentine's Day. But luckily our intrepid podcast hosts always have ideas--and they did not disappoint! They create holiday buffer zones, if you will, and why not apply them to birthdays and anniversaries? And why not solve world problems with them as well? Happy perpetual Saturday, and welcome to the C...

Send us Fan Mail Ever the intrepid journalists, our hosts secured an exclusive interview with Nicolas Maduro, formerly of Venezuela, now residing in New York. While prepping to interview him, our hosts engage in an extended, informative, yet pointless discussion of various odd and extreme things they have run across while searching for something else. From the Carnegie Library to the Holy Roman Em...

Send us Fan Mail Inspired to invent things that have never existed before, Steve finds a highly successful inventor who has agreed (for a fee) to be his mentor (for a year, under the terms of the program). His name believe it or not is Rodney Dangerfield, and you're probably using some of his inventions already. Just wait until you find out what he has coming soon! Steve writes down Uncle Sal...

Send us Fan Mail This week we go back to a show first aired last June, which seems timely once again. With so many public figures having public feuds these days, it was only a matter of time until our hosts had their own feud. Who knew it would be live in the studio in the middle of a show that was supposed to be about dream interpretation? Jeff may have fired the first shot, but a lot of people s...

Send us Fan Mail When Jeff describes his recent bout of the flu, Steve wonders if it might be Jeff's horrible diet. After all, in the words of that great nutritionist Rodney Dangerfield, you are what you eat. Steve describes how his mom got him started on healthy eating and shares his mom's favorite recipes in hopes of improving Jeff's eating habits. Vodka sales should increase.  St...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts talk with a relative of Crash Davis and Smash Davis (former show guests) who is also on a quest for a Guinness Book of World Records record. Shipwreck Davis is focusing his record quest on Venezuelan fishing boats and has quite a good start thanks to the various boat attacks in recent times. Jeff plans a trip to Boca. Steve gave up song lyrics and quotes Eugene O'Ne...

Send us Fan Mail Steve thought it would be good to do a shorter show than usual this week and have a shorter opening joke. Unfortunately, Jeff thought Steve said to do a show filled with short jokes. In a desperate attempt to keep the show going, achievements in bad taste ensued. Several little people have asked for equal time. Jeff said he still believes in elves. Steve wants to hit the bars with...

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of the rolling year again, time for our hosts to admit they are terrible at making New Year's resolutions and even worse at keeping them. So of course, they rely on the millions of listeners to submit their resolutions. They do not disappoint. With all these resolutions, it should be a bang-up year, especially in Pennsylvania. Jeff considers changing his n...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" diction skills. Jeff found out the Ga...

Send us Fan Mail Stumped with what to get people this Holiday Season, our hosts are aided by our king's answer to those "woke" Black Friday sales and they dive into the White House White Friday Sale product list. So many wonderful yet high priced bargains! Steve does song lyrics and actual singing, and neither is memorable. Jeff tries to clear his computer cache but some of those po...

Send us Fan Mail Faced with economic stress, our hosts shamelessly pander for advertising dollars by showing off how good their ads have been in the past. Maybe this will attract new ads. Maybe they can charge old advertisers again for running their ads. Either way, money is money. They shake down...I mean feature...Appropriation Station, Whose Sari Now, Pho King, Seoul's on Fire Kimchee, and...

Send us Fan Mail Steve tries out an AI-generated joke that falls as flat as wienerschnitzel under a car tire. This leads to a discussion of whether AI can be as funny, or dare I say funnier, than real people. With those AI versions of Steve and Jeff floating around, our hosts challenge their AI selves to a battle of the jokes, judged by our own Johnny who is probably not AI. The competition is fie...