The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www. Patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win @eddiepence's portrait of Loraine Falchetta?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Raising money for Alzheimer's research! The missing link to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a TRR interview w/ the director and subject of the new documentary film about a reluctant Batman fan: "BATMAN AND ME" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our favorite cinematic crime-fighters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the ALL-BATMAN edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph is a LIFESAVER! What artist is featured on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! ("Who wants to know?!") The latest (and frostiest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, SUPERHERO BUTTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a "Freaky Friday" switch on today's VIDEO VAULT! Do you have an ANAL personality? And, YOU could win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! (It's all about MONKEYS!!!) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Bill Murray is a GOD! Roland Emmerich can kiss our asses! And, Ralph and @eddiepence finally become DRINKING BUDDIES for our TRR WHISKEY TASTE-TEST! (Okay, it's fake whiskey, but still ...) SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We raise money for charity with SUPER POO! Have a happy NATIONAL SERPENT DAY! And, it's a special MYSTERY "TV Tunes Tuesday"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're over the moon for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy ROBERT BURNS DAY! (It's a Scottish thing.) And, meet our favorite MONKEY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's an uncanny TV TUNES TUESDAY! The adventures of SUPERPOOH! And, we raise a bunch of money for the @srfcure in honor of BOB SAGET! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What will be the hottest SEX TRENDS for 2022?! Is the average person really carrying around 5-20 pounds of POOP?! And, what's the best DRIVING SONG of all time?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY NEW YEAR! "The Ralph Report" is BACK! On today's show, the first TRR of 2022, it's a salute to BETTY WHITE! Folks confessing their sins! And, GUM JOBS! Join the fun and subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : ZORRO returns! A holiday ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton is back with the UK UPDATE! And, would you eat a COCKENTRICE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! All hail the QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS! And, we taste-test FLAVORED LUBE! BBQ, Chicken and Bacon! OH MY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! A holly jolly GARMY GAME SHOW! Also, Ralph got CONNED! And, holiday movies you should watch, pulled from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What NOT to name your kids! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Singers who ACT from the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, will we finally have a winner on the GARMY GAME SHOW? Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We take ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY all the way! We play our new game: "SWEDISH or KLINGON?!" And, is there really BACON FLAVORED LUBE?! (Spoilers: Yes.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to THE FONZ! We get to the hart of TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the GARMY confesses their SINS ... again! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport