The Prophet's Picks

"Welp, I was wrong yet again in primetime & my first NFL week in which I'm completely winless in prime time predictions, wow!" 0-3. "I predicted the Eagles would win 27-23 & the actual final was The Chicago Bears winning at home 7-27, again wow, with their third string quarterback, wow!" "My record in prime time is now 4-6, on Monday Nights I drop back under .5...

"Wow, what a week III slate of games, wow what an amazing Sunday Night game played in the Mile High City!" "I was wrong on last night of course, however, I'm still on the right side of the .500% marker at 26-21. I'm 0-2 in prime time in week III with only 1 prime time game remaining & I went 7-6 yesterday not including S.N.F.!" "OUCH!" The Rams lost 26-30...

"The 50th meeting of all time between The Eagels & Bears will be the week III FINALE'." "Jalen Hurts II & his Birds fly to windy city to face Case Keenum & Daaaaa' Bears under the lights in prime time." "Week II ended with Chicago losing not one but two quarterbacks, their superstar leader Caleb "The Phenom" Williams & then they loss backu...

"Sunday's week III contests ends under the lights in prime time as Matthew Stafford & his Rams go to the mile high city to take on Bo Nix & his Broncos in the 16th meeting of all time in this series." "Both these teams won in week II action in their home diggs, & for the Rams, it was the goosy bumpy return of super star defensive tackle Aaron Donald!" "The...

"The 2nd 4:05 p.m. kickoff for week III is the 3rd & final divisional game in week III & it takes place in Santa Clara California." "JaCoby Brissett & his Cardinals look to bounce back after their week II drubbing from Seattle." "Brock "Playing Pretty" Purdy & his 49ers look to go 2-0 in their division & 3-0 overall on the year!" "Th...

"The Las Vegas Raiders & Kirk "Kirko Chains" Cousins of the AFC West are surprisingly undefeated heading into week III play against Tyler "Shoughing IT" Shough & his Saints of the Big Easy!" "New Orleans won their first game of the season on the road in Baltimore as they enter their week III contest with a record of 1-1." "This is The Saints home opener & should be an explosive one in...

"The International Series makes it's "INFAMOUS" return in the coveted NFL 4:00 p.m. window, as The Baltimore Ravens faceoff against The Dallas Cowboys down in Rio De' Jinero Brazil @ 4:25 p.m. est. this Sunday week III daytime finale'." "Lamar "Action" Jackson & his Ravens seek their 2nd road win of the season & their first international win o...

"Week III in the NFL begins at 1:00 p.m. est. in East Rutherford New Jersey as The New York Giants welcome home both former coaches for the teams from the big apple!" "Titans coach Robert Selah coached The Jets & his offensive coordinator Brian Dabol coached The Giants in Metlife for the last few years before being fired in Jan. 2026" "Now it's Cam Ward & his w...

"The state of Washington battles the city of Washington in our Nations Capitol in week III as Sam Darnold or Drew Lock will lead their Seahawks against Marcus Mariota & his Commanders!" "In week II, The Seahawks won on the road while The commanders lost their franchise Q.B. Jayden "Sensational" Daniels & lost their 2nd consecutive divisional game against the Cowboy...

"Week III continues down in sunny South Florida, as Patrick MaHomes II & his undefated Chiefs faceoff against Malik Willis & his winless Dolphins of Miami Gardens." "Very obvious that the Dolphins are rebuilding, while MaHomes II & company is still going strong, full steam ahead." "This is the 34th meeting in this historic series, which is lead by The Kansas Ci...

"Week III continues in Florida as Drake Maye & The defending New England Patriots ride into Jacksonville to face Trevor Lawrence & his Jaguars." "Jacksonville lost to the team N.E. defeated in the AFC championship game in week II play." "N.E. struggled at home to win against The Steelers, but found a way to obtain their first victory on the young season." "This is the 16th meeting in this...

"Josh Allen & his Buffalo Bills continue their home stay against Justin Herbert & his Chargers, after opening their new diggs with a demolishing of The Lions to start week II action in prime time." "The Chargers are in fact "Charger-ing" yet again as they enter week III with an 0-3 record!" "The Bills are looking like a team of destiny so far, let's s...

"Both The Carolina Panthers of the NFC South & Cleveland Browns of the AFC North won their week II contests in the NFC South on the road, none the less!." "Bryce Young & his Panthers are looking real, real, good on offense after putting up 30 points + in their first two games of the year." "Deshaun Watson & his Browns are just fighting to regain and or obtain any kind of relevancy in t...

"Things just got extremely serious all of a sudden." "Because it's Joe Burrow & his Bengals on the road for the second week in a row against their division rivals that they hate, with malice, venom, & vile, saliva." The Pittsburgh Steelers." "It's the first meeting of the year between these AFC North rivals & Aaron Rodgers & company are coming...

"The 8th 1:00 p.m., week III contest takes place in Detroit Michigan as Jared Goff & his Lions host Geno Smith & his New York Jets." "The last time Geno Smith was in Ford Field he had a pretty good game (Sea. won 37-31 F: 9-17-2023)" "But this isn't the hawks of Seattle, not by a long shot!" ' "BOTH these teams lost their week II contests & th...

"The 50th meeting of all time between these AFC South rivals takes place in the 9th & final 1:00 p.m. contest in week III." "C.J. Stroud & his Houston Texans finds themselves in another 0-2 hole to begin the year." "This is becoming all to famliar for the franchise under H.C. DeMeco Ryans." "They'll face Daniel "Indiana" Jones & Colts in...

"Carson Wentz or Kyler Murray & their Minnesota Vikings are on the road in muggy Tampa Bay, St. Petersburgh area to face Baker Mayfield in company." "Kyler Murray may return to start for the Vikings after a week I injury as Wentz had picked up the slack & that defense has lead the purple people eaters 3.0 to an 2-0 record to start the year!" "Baker & his Buccs are spiralling out of con...

"Well, my prediction went up in flames last night as I said The Green Bay Packers would defeat my Atlanta Falcons 17-24 & the actual final was my Falcons stomping a mud-hole & walking it dry 35-14!" "Bjion Robinson struck like lightning on last night multiple times, who knew!?" "Michael Penix Jr. threw for 256 through the air, I didn't expect that either but he...

"NFL week III begins in the great north mid-west as Michael Penix Jr. accepts his first start of the season for The Atlanta Falcons. On the road in prime time against Jordan Love & his Green Bay Packers." "The Falcons are coming off of a home loss to their rivals from Carolina while The Packers are home for the first time this season after winning at The Jets in week II contests...

"Matthew Stafford & his Rams dominated the Giants on Monday night to end all week II contests (6-28). My prediction was Rams winning 20-23! The Rams improve to 1-1 on the year & they sent the G-men to the same record. My record overall on the season is now 19-13. 4-3 in Prime time alone, 10-6 in Week II alone." "Miraculously I went 3-0 in prime time predictions this past week II, after goi...

"Wow what a difference a week makes huh? "I go from 1-3 in prime time to 3-3 in one fail swoop as my prediction was The Chiefs winning 13-28 against the Colts last night & it was extra time as The Colts forced overtime." "Chiefs still won in the 30th meeting of all time with an overtime score of 30-33." "It's just awesome how you make up ion your mind to humbl...

"The 48th meeting in the history of these franchises go down in prime time to end week II contests. The second week in a row The Rams will be in prime time. This will also be the second week in a row The New York football Giants will be in prime time as well. Jaxson "The Bullseye" Dart & his Giants will battle Matthew "The MVP" Stafford and his Rams. The Rams are the f...

This Sunday night will be another banger! As Daniel "Indianna" Jones & his Colts will be in prime time against Patrick "Super Bowl" MaHomes II & his Chiefs. Indianpolis lost their week I game in their home opener against The Ravens. Mahomes II & his Chiefs dominated Bix & his Broncos in the Chiefs home opener to end week I play. The 30th meeting of all time in t...

This Super Bowl rematch will take place in California yet again as Malik Willis & his Dolphins will face Brock Purdy & his San Francisco 49ers. The 9nine-er's won in the future last Thursday night our time against their rivals, Super Bowl LXI favorties Rams. The Dolphins lost in the AFC West against the Raiders in week I play. This is the 16 meeting overall in this series, a series lea...

The 55th overall meeting ever between Seattle & Arizona will be the 5th & final divisional contest to be aired on t.v. in week II. JaCoby Brissett & his Cardinals won on the road in week I, while Sam Darnold will be out (injured glute muscle) for 3-6 weeks. It's up to Drew Lock to lead the Hawks & the defense to continue their championship run in the desert. The Seattle Seahawk...