The Poocast

Hear an old tale of an Inuit Indian who made tools out of his turds.  You never forget the locations of emergency outdoor craps.  For two families they've made it their own landmark.  And a runner's story prompts dad to give his opinion on running.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Dirty Squirties

Hear how a man's stench stopped someone in their tracks.  A dedicated mom takes great lengths to clean up after her son's accident on a playground.  And you'll hear how Dad is up for husband of the year for his antics.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Download a Brownload

A collection of some of the best stories from season one of The Poocast.

As a teenage girl the last thing you want is to have a boy hear you grunt on the can.  We hear the details from the poor grunter.  Dad tells the story of how he once had a crazy dude in the next stall over from him.  And we hear about a woman who gets too much pleasure out of pooping her pants.   Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Smart Phone Dead Leg  

Bailey shares her own poop story.  Another example of a sadistic teacher that won't allow a kid to go the bathroom.  You know what happens next.  And a tale about how a turd has been perfectly preserved for over a decade.  One of the best stories ever!! Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Rectum Warriors

We're introduced to Carlos the Pooping Bandit.  Our guest Mendy tells her steaming pants full of shit story.  And more talk of foods that come out the same way they went in.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Free Mandella 

We finally learn the ingredient in Haribo's sugar free gummy bears that causes the shitsplosions.  Yeah it's a great song but Dad tells the real reason deejays play "American Pie."  And a story about how store changing rooms can substitute as a bathroom stall.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Paper Ass Gasket

We've heard plenty of stories about students shitting themselves.  On this episode we'll hear how a teacher had a pants explosion.  If you've ever wondered what happened to your Cinderella cup after New Years 2012.  I think I know what happened to it, and it's not pretty.  And Dad and Bailey talk of foods that look the same going in as they do going out.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Feeding the...

Have you ever wondered what those airport scanners can really see?  Well evidently that cornshark you've been carrying, hear the details.  More stories about the devil's candy Haribo Sugar Free Classic Gummi Bears.  And hear of the newest Olympic event sky pooping.  

The game's hard enough but we hear of a golfer that also had to deal with a shitsplosion and a cactus.  Let us tell you about turd in cup the newest item on Taco Bell's menu.  And learn of the incredible pooping life of the three toed sloth.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Duecebumps  

A girl proves that a toilet does not have to be hooked up to be effective.  We hear Dad's Key West poop story along with Bailey's Boston story.  And we hear how Lloyd Christmas should be the only one to light his farts.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Colon Confetti

Hear how a bride sharted in her wedding dress.  A story about how an innocent poop joke evacuates a Home Depot.  And we learn from a prisoner that if you want a pet just sculpt one out of a turd.   Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Poopshank

Perhaps our two all time favorite stories.  One about a boy who gets the ultimate revenge on his brother.  And the other where we learn of a new tool for our tool boxes.  Dad learns that there's a scientific term for his feeling of relief after a dump.  Also Lillian returns with more of her crap mishaps.   Poop Slang term spoiler alert:  Squitters  

A story about someone leaving a McTurd on a Mcdonalds bathroom floor.  Learn what's worse than plumber's crack.  And Dad and Bailey go off on a tangent about how big the show could be in prisons.  Poop slang term spoiler alert: Butt Nuggets

Hear how a dance move ended badly for a teenage girl.  A story that teaches you that you can always blame the cat for a stray turd.  And in studio guest Matt tells a hockey poo story. Slang term spoiler alert:  Turd Troopers

Bailey shares a strange poop dream.  Hear of a person who actually likes to crap themselves.  Another Poonami story at Mcdonalds.  And we tell you what superstar singer shit himself on stage. Slang term spoiler alert:  Taking a Shatner

Possibly the worst place to be after soiling yourself is locked in a hot car.  Our in studio guest Dave tells how this happened happened to his Dad.  Hear how a military cadet destroyed not one, not two but three bathroom stalls in succession.  Bailey claims she would poop by the side of a busy road if need be.  Dad claims BS.  And a surefire way to get out of any speeding ticket. Slang term spoil...

You will not believe what a guy found in his toilet.  Hint-it had teeth. Hear how a man bursts into a stranger's house to take a dump.  And a story about leaving a memorable impression at a birthday party. Poop slang spoiler alert: Slop some bum slugs

Our in studio guest Jason tells how he took a dump outside, across the street from a professional athlete's house.  Learn why you always want to look down before you step on a hotel balcony.  And if you think your boss is horrible wait till you hear this story.   Slang term spoiler alert: Redneck Power Wash

When traveling where to pack that turd, in your carry on checked bag?  We'll hear how a kid would rather crap himself than asking a teacher to use the bathroom.  We might have another contestant for "Naked and Afraid".  And Dad tells how he would sometimes pee his pants in elementary school.   Slang term spoiler alert: drowning a baby otter

In studio guest Lillian shares her Bed Bath and Beyond story.  We'll hear of a hairy bachelor party turd.  A story about how a customer took fudge into a grocery store.  And Bailey reveals that Mom had a poop knife as a child.   Slang term spoiler alert: pinching off some soft serve

An incredible pizza story.  The tale of a Target poop river, a Poonami if you will.  And Bailey shares a traumatic poop story from her childhood.   Poop slang term alert:  Throw Momma From the Train

You'll learn how poop can let you know you've found your soulmate.  A story about how poo will not slow down a snowboarder.  And you'll hear the great lengths a husband went to conceal sharty drawers. Bailey reveals that if you see her squatting for no apparent reason she's suppressing poop. Poop slang term spoiler alert: Cornshark  

When your crapping your pants the last thing you need is a lecture from a cop.  Maybe the IRS should have an "I crapped my pants while filing these taxes" exemption.  It's hard to get out of a maze when all you can think about is the poo in your drawers. Dad tells how he tried to convince his daughter he was eating the cat's poo. Poop slang spoiler alert:  Mahogany Slide

A yarn about how a kid stocked the lake with brown trout.  A story of a dinner date that went horribly wrong.  And hear how a crap nearly stranded someone in a foreign country. What they read on the toilet exposes the generation gap between Dad and Bailey. Poop slang spoiler alert:  Give birth to a state trooper.