The Not-So-Secret Diary

Episode 6 This one goes a little off the rails (I think we're noticing a theme here). One big question we discuss is the true pronunciation of weed in French. Why is that the question? God, I wish I could tell you...

Episode 5 Oh Steve... Matt and Craig go in depth to the mysterious figure in the yellow forklift they used to work with. This one goes off the rails right quick.

Episode 4 It's GAME TIIIIIIIIIME! Craig and Matt draft fantasy characters for an ultimate battle royale. And it's ruined with the first pick. This was a bad draft. But stay for the stories! Inspector Lee will die, sadly. We're sorry for this. If you need counselling for this problem, please call 1-800-INSPECTOR-LEE.

Episode 3 Oh good, they're going to continue their "scientific" discussion on space, but now they're talking about Star Wars. Tatooine is possible, according to scientists. They got this information off the internet somewhere, it must be true. The lightsaber part is pretty good, gotta admit.

Episode 2 Science rules! Craig and Matt are extremely unqualified to talk about science, so why not laugh at them trying to go over facts about space. They said they did research, but we don't believe them. We do agree that a robot might be curious about where their privates would be. Don't get it? Listen to this!

Episode 1 Welcome to the Not-So-Secret Diary. Matt and Craig are two friends on a quest to unravel the mysteries of something or other... Both of them have worked in the radio industry in Canada and worked in audio production as well as on-air talent and continue to speak even though sometimes they should probably just stay quiet. This inaugural episode goes into Bot Scripts, Trump impressions and...