The Lament Configuration

This Is Why It's Important To have Locks On Your Door... We Explore Video Nasties featuring the Word DON’T. Including More Pink Than We Can Handle, Laser Beams For Eyes, Dick and Cherry, Linnea Quigley, Napoleon Dynamite, Doyle - of Misfits and Danzig, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Teddy Bears Picnic, Pencil Neck Geeks, Necrophilia and A Guy With A Penchant For Axes. I Do Taste Like Strawberry!...

You Filthy Things! We Explore Video Nasties featuring Mad Scientists. Including Ape Rape (I Bet You Didn't Think Ria Fend Was Going To Coin That Term!), Rubbish Fake Bats, Frozen Zombies, Knee Kissing, Terrible Acting, Detective Voice Overs, Sister-Wives, Visible Panty Lines, Lizard Stunt Bums and Female Mexican Wrestling. You Will Be Left Not Untouched, But Intact.

It's Wacky, Fun... Crazy! It's Outrageous! It's the real crazy show where anything goes. We Explore Video Nasties directed by Tobe Hooper & More. Including a Young Robert Englund, Crocodiles That Will Eat Anything, Pat Sharp, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dolly Parton, Old School Ghost Trains, Deirdre Barlow, Quentin Tarantino and Food So Bad Your Face Will Break Out in Boils.

Good Lord, What a Perversion! Worst Video Nasty so far hilariously reviewed by Greg Knox as We Explore The Video Nasties set on an Island. Including Nice Holiday Destinations, A Tag Team of Psycho Perverts, A Blowtorch To The Face, A Whole Damn Cucumber and Films That Will Make You Swear. Is It All A Dream..? I Just Hope He's Got A Waterproof Watch!

What Do You Consider To Be... Unusual? LEGS CUT OFF As We Explore The Video Nasties With Killers Sacrificing to a Deity - including Eyebrows on Fleek, Ancient Weird Religious Rites, Satanic Pigs, Paint By Numbers of Horror, Jive Talk and Just A Homicidal Maniac, That's All.

One To Be Played Loud, As We Explore The Video Nasties With Power Tools and Psychotic Killers, including Cult Punk Rock Film, Driller Killer. Drills, Nail Guns, Claw Hammers, Screwdrivers, Scissors, Cleavers and A Goddamn Buffalo.

Just Cool Your Engines for some Sheer Horror with Top of the Slasher Crops 'The Burning'. You'll be up to your Neck in Heads, Tan Lines and Big Macs Overdone with this Episode - It's Finger Snipping Good!

Then... they ate his genitals. We continue to 'get Nasty' in this second, Close to the Bone, Uncensored, Horror instalment with a sick sense of humour. Covering all 72 infamous Video Nasties, we chew the fat on three more controversial Cannibal films. Commence low angle tribal twerking.

Two words for you... Dog Bomb. We start to 'get Nasty' in this second, Close to the Bone, Uncensored, Horror instalment with a sick sense of humour. Now covering all 72 infamous Video Nasties, we start by chewing the fat on three controversial Cannibal films. NOW REMIXED AND REMASTERED. Timestamps:What is a video nasty?: 1:38 - 3:27Cannibal Holocaust: 4:25 - 34:01Cannibal Apocalypse: 34:02 - 45:03...

Greg and Ria discuss the best (and worst) of horror from 2016 as well as preview what's to come in 2017. Films discussed include 10 Cloverfield Lane, Blair Witch, The Conjuring 2, 31, The Green Inferno, The Neon Demon, Bone Tomahawk and The Witch. NOW REMIXED AND REMASTERED FEATURING PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD MATERIAL. Timestamps:10 Cloverfield Lane, Blair Witch, The Conjuring 2: 1:14 - 16:31Under the Sh...