The Kudou Lala Land Podcast

There is no cumming in the brown zone. The white zone is for loading of semen and there is no cumming in a red zone.          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

In a very special episode of the Kudou Lala Land Podcast we finally figure out where this is all going--Heaven or H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

Would you rather see Lala Kudou's little blue dog or tiny pink pussy?          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

Trap/Neuter/Release, known as TNR, is a vital ingredient in the overall practice of managing our pet population. Be sure to have your cat or dog spayed or neutered, and please give to your local animal shelter or charity if you can. We should all take good care of our pets, and love all the animals in the world. Oh, and we should go vegan, but really we need to stop having kids. Okay let's say you...

No loud explosions please. No fireworks, no sudden movements, no yelling. PTSD is a serious disorder that afflicts millions. If you have a Vietnam Vet in your family, maybe ask them why they moved to Asia to practice medicine? Oh, lolis. They moved for the lolis.          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

In an attempt to end their sinful ways, Jesus takes a trip to Osaka to bring the (MS) Word and maybe convince them to stop raping kids. It doesn't end well.          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

This episode sucks we should've rerecorded it          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

The title is a lie. They're actually over 18. And they definitely look over 18. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

I legit don't know how to write a description that doesn't have spoilers. Someone dies in this episode. But don't worry; he won't be missed. We also do a deep, deep dive into Lala Kudou's...height. What we uncover will totally blow your mind as we DESTROY Lala Kudou with FACTS and LOGIC instead of the TWO MASSIVE COCKS that usually tend to DESTROY Lala Kudou when she's filming porn. Email lalaland...

Lala is in spaaaaaace! We go deep, we go meta, and we go where I have never gone before but really want to. Jesus really liked the song in this one. The second one. The first one sucks really fucking bad lol Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

I'm hoooooked on a feeeeeeeling bah bah bah bahbah hoooooked on a feeling....oh I can't imagine being hooked on THAT feeling. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

Black Lives Matter. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

This one is really fucked up. Unlike Lala, who's just fucked. And us, who just want to fucking kill ourselves. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

We finally reveal Darth Vader--oops, wrong podcast, sorry. This is the one where Lala pegs a guy. A lot. And likes it. A lot. So do we! Um, not to each other. Like, we're totes not gay, man, who even said that? Not that there's anything wrong with that. You gotta listen to this one, seriously, it's even better than episode 2. And I promise sound quality skyrockets at ep 6 (and it really becomes li...

Okay so like in this one I totally blow Jesus's mind with a peak into my past and what I was up to before Interpol put out their red notice. Oh, and Lala has lesbian sex, so there's that too. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69