The Kluck Index

We're getting new satellites that may blind us, Dave Killer Bread is bringing back a Fall favorite, &Up is getting a facelift and Goldfish is going gluten free See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Powerball is over a billy (billionaires probably don't say "billy" when referencing their money), we have a smooth new creamer and Pumpkin Spice is just over the horizon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not eating our greens, Wendy's has a very unexciting new dessert, Powerball is still big and is it the Summer of the purse for men? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jalapenos are making us sick now, Applebee's is running back a fan-favorite, peptides are in, Miss North Carolina is out. Happy weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Powerball is almost a billion, being retired is gonna ding you that first year, Diet Coke is out and being lazy is IN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after a quick day off!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starbucks is going orange creme, Summer heat is cooking Unc, Pepsi is into the skin care game and Taco Bell has a new menu item that is somehow both poor sounding and fancy sounding! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce has a Dad bod, maintaining friendship is hard work, HOAs continue to suck, Dunkin's buckets are back on Friday and weekends in Summer are expensive!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the end of July already? WTF?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mitch McConnell may show up at Summer Slam, we like our music all by our lonesome, Sam Adams is going N/A for Octoberfest and some Florida man is walking around $800M richer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop eating before you go to bed, Crumbl has a new spicy jam, doctors are against comfy sleepin and could be a blackout headed your way this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida sugar daddies sound violent, high gas prices have us thinking about EVs, a way high number of us still answer the door for strangers and today we celebrate milk chocolate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fireball is helping you smuggle booze in, midterms are on the way and we're concerned about a couple things, Pringles and BW3 are collaborating and sleep habits can break a relationship.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Cousins Day, Cheez-It and Coors Light are collaborating, measles are way up, we love physical games and Google is raking in the dough! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bertha is tearing it up this week, TV watching could shrink your brain, BK is testing the whitest sandwich we've heard of and Phoenix is frying! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uncrustables is facing a new challenger, Kelly Clarkson has a tummy bug, we fake it at work and stick shifts are out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cold Stone Creamery is ruining our beach body, student loan defaults are at an all-time high, Popeye's has curds now and McDonald's is getting creamy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing a lot of (awful) golf these days, Florida man had a busy weekend at Lowe's, we fancy ourselves pretty green and Spain won it all this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No clue how I forgot to upload this yesterday! Many apologies! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting new fries, Wyoming loves grilling more than everyone, Brownsville is a safe place to drive and Costco has a tasty new treat for Summer.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Modern design is overworking our mushy brains, we really think we could score in the World Cup, our pets are fountains of joy and Starbucks is bringing back an amazing treat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is your day, humble beans & franks! Snigging chocolate may get you ripped at the gym, house prices are still way high and I lost a TON of golf balls this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IHOP has a decadent new breakfast option, Summer is gonna be hot we reckon, Reese's has a new flavor and we ALL check the Kleenex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're running low on middle aged people, Krispy Kreme has some awesome new flavors, Copenhagen sounds nice and Panera gave away a bunch of bread today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Cup is causing an uptick on Tinder, Pringles is getting into the ben game, sitting is really killing you and Ann Arbor is full of a bunch of smarty pants! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.