The Kluck Index

Halloween Week! Popeye's brings back a holiday classic, grown-ass adults love peanut butter & jelly, Dutch Bros has a wild holiday treat and banks say something bad is about to happen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meta has to pay up, Taco Bell is remixing their nacho fries, older divorced dudes have it rough and GLP-1 users are losing weight and their identities! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A storm is brewing out East, dudes get real dumb trying to get swole, Reese's is back with the big one and holiday air fare is going to be absurd this year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We may be able to make hooch at home soon, we want to know if anyone died at the house before we buy it, getting off can have you breathing easier and ghosting affects...the ghoster? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nuts are in (LOL), paying bills on time is out, a fisherman fished for the last time in Florida, sodies for kids are bad and women think they have a superpower! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Waking up could be ruining your falling asleep, we don't want livestreamed executions, Applebee's is bringing the ruckus to your table and belly fat is a bummer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robots are grabbing ass now, girls try harder at school than boys do, couples' pole dancing is apparently a thing now and a great white is causing problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

13 states are under a power emergency, Costco has new coca flavors, Taco Bell has a sad new treat and true crime fans think they are all detectives! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trader Joe's wants to sicken you, doctors don't want kids to be chuggin' Monsters, Arby's gets more affordable and measles is so back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday the 13th!!! Not quite as spooky as it's better-known counterpart I guess.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marco's has a new pie, flagging cops on Waze slows everyone down, a Nevada woman's casino hack lands her in jail and it's Columbus Day...so no mail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For some reason I thought I could joke my way through a prison confrontation so we decided to give it a try today.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kraft Mac & Cheese has a new line of goodies, seasonal workers need more cheddar, Liquid Death is getting spookier and cheap flights for Thanksgiving....were LAST week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hunting that dream job may be ruining your life, sports fans are serious about their rituals, Dr. Pepper has a new family member and McDonald's is accused of price-fixing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kings Hawai'ian is getting sweeter, BW3 has a spooky new menu, we do not host at home anymore and most of us are not doing Halloween!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SoCal is frying, we are turning our backs on cash, Jimmy John's has a new swicy snack, social media is killing democracy and I got my first library card! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're laying off generals and admirals, KCF and Cinnabon have "rewards" for you this weekend, travel screwups cost us thousands a year and it's Name Your Car Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER!!!!!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow. September, donezo. Sad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday as National Drink Beer Day, today is the day for the beverage that will get you going from the night before, Crocs is suing Five Below, we lean toward hopeful when we find a solo sock and early retirement (lol) may cause dementia.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raise a drink for another drinking holiday on a Monday, Firehouse is back in the Fall spirit, Samsung bricks a bunch of fridges, we have Halloween Ranch and mddle-aged folks are dying in droves! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.