The JB and Sandy Show

How much does a three-day ACL wristband cost when Austin already wore you out? After a Longhorns bye before OU, Austin City Limits kicks off at Zilker and Sandy says living here is exhausting and expensive if you actually do the things. Tricia's daughter paid about $450 for a week-two three-day pass, Sleep at the Wheel still opens like superstition, and rain is in the forecast. If you love The JB...

Would you refuse lettuce on the best burger in Alabama? Sandy plugs the podcast stream, the table still cannot get over sister Chris and rub-a-dub-dub, and they need to track down funny Burnet listener Dixie after France. Then Cheeseburger Brock texts from Alabama with a no-lettuce champion burger while JB's wife calls her Odd Duck burger the best ever. After Kacey Musgraves' Dolly tribute guts, M...

What is the longest grounded sentence you actually served as a kid? JB and Sandy open the Amazing Book of Records hunting the longest grounding that stuck. JB owns a Coppertone bikini-bottom month that got cut short for good behavior, Tricia was Miss Perfect, and then the phones light up. Barry did a whole school year after Blue Bonnet Palace, then Joey drops a two-year sentence for sneaking out w...

Would you want October on Lake Austin staring at a muddy river bottom? Story We Love: Tricia reports the City of Austin and LCRA backed off a planned 10-foot Lake Austin drawdown for October and November after oyster-landing businesses like Mozart's, Hula Hut, and the riverboats warned about 200 jobs and a $2.5 million hit, plus brides with weddings already booked. Sandy and JB clock peak lake sea...

How many times can a top-ranked team win ugly before your nerves give out? Sandy rolls the KVET call of Jelani McDonald tipping away Tennessee's last heave as Texas hangs on 20-17, then plays Coach Sarkisian on eight straight SEC games, top-25 gauntlets, and finding ways to win when the offense is a little ugly. JB admits he was grateful he missed the second half nail-biter while helping his daugh...

Would you guess Dolly Parton as the number-one pop-culture Halloween costume of 2026?Care Don't Care: Tricia runs Bad Bunny Super Bowl bushes, The Pitt doctors, and Taylor-and-Travis wedding looks before Dolly takes the crown. Then 78-year-old Grandma Kathy Bowie, aka Grumpy Grand 48, lands in Guinness as the oldest female Fortnite streamer while Sandy admits he taps out when the Chinese kids wake...

If you sweep up one Nature Valley granola bar, how many more bars do you get for free? Sandy opens after a Longhorns win with his take that Texas is good but not playing good yet, JB owns the virtual-boob superstition from the Ohio State game, and Tricia's First Laugh lands on Nature Valley crumbs that somehow make three more bars. The table debates what gluten actually does, JB asks for his glute...

Where are you going this weekend if you refuse to sit in Austin traffic? Weekend guide: Eric Clapton's Crossroads at the Moody Center, Austin FC at Q2, and Kota Land's grand opening for the theme park side of Circuit of the Americas with roller coasters and water rides. JB wants Swiss or German engineering on the coasters. Then Cedar Parktoberfest, the Stein hoist challenge, Shirley Temples for th...

Why is a plastic surgeon talking about GLP-1 weight loss shots? Dr. Bob Caridi of Westlake Plastic Surgery calls a spade a spade on the GLP-1 craze: years of use elsewhere, micro dosing, online FaceTime doctors, real weight loss, and a wild west of safety questions. He compares the unknowns to early COVID shots, says the weight comes back when you stop, and lands on the fallout filling his practic...

Is a road trip to Neyland Stadium the litmus test Longhorn fans need after Ohio State? Cameron Parker from AM 1300 The Zone joins from Backport Social in Round Rock ahead of Texas and Tennessee. The Vols are ranked fourteenth and untested, Neyland will be loud, Peyton may be in the house, and it is the first Longhorn trip to that stadium. Cam breaks down Arch Manning chatter, Sark's bland UTSA gam...

Would you spend a weekend at the world's largest outdoor honky tonk in Georgetown? Story We Love: Twostepn is back at San Gabriel Park with Brooks and Dunn, Ella Langley, Parker McCollum, Sheryl Crow, Flatland Cavalry, and Clint Black across two days. Pre-sale talk, merch, hotels, and JB remembering when Georgetown fame meant Henry Lee Lucas in the jail and hanging out at the Sonic. The square cam...

Have you ever looked at someone on TV and thought, that person does not look fresh? Tricia catches Sandy inventing a description he swears he did not steal: a news anchor switches on and he says he does not like her because she just looks like she has bad breath. JB gets it instantly. Sandy doubles down that she does not look fresh, and the table realizes everybody knows somebody who looks like th...

What happens when mountain people and a 650 million dollar estate collide? Steven Presley from Thunder Pop TV rolls through Dolly Parton estate drama, a fired nephew, brand threats, and the table's mountain people theory that you can take the people out of the mountain but not the mountain out of the people. Then the conversation swings from sainthood to the devil himself with HBO's OJ Unseen, Jui...

What do a toothpaste doll, Dr. Bob's skin-removal stories, and Dolph Lundgren have in common? The complete podcast-clean edition of The JB and Sandy Show for September 25, 2026. Sandy, JB, and Tricia cover First Laugh comfortable sixty, Steven Presley on Dolph Lundgren and Jerry Jones, Care Don't Care on grayscale phones and the tired hiking dog, Dr. Bob on Korean beauty and GLP-1s, JB's sister Ch...

Would meeting Ivan Drago make you ditch a Longhorns kickoff? Tricia's Things We Learned board closes Friday: Sandy's Rocky IV dream may land at Gold's Gym on Burnet when Dolph Lundgren appears (Steven Presley tipped them), JB weighs signing his mint action figure next to Apollo and Polly, the crew recaps JB's sister Chris and the legendary CJ toothpaste Pocahontas doll story, and they debate Presi...

Is Korean glass skin an internet myth or just really good moisturizing? Sandy and JB tease their long-form chat with Dr. Bob Caridi of Westlake Plastic Surgery, then play a slice where Bob admits the Costco Korean tube stack on his counter, compares skin care to tending a garden, and calls a little Retin-A Miracle-Gro. He is not promising the glow, he just uses the stuff, stays out of the sun, and...

Would you flip your whole phone to grayscale just to stop doom-scrolling? Care Don't Care: Sandy floats the boring-background phone trick, then Halloween spending is headed for a thirteen-and-a-half-billion record while Home Depot becomes the new Spirit Halloween. JB's China spider showed up for Christmas instead of October, Tricia's daughter goes full inflatable-pumpkin mode, and a one-hundred-th...

What would it take to pull you off the couch on a Longhorns Saturday for Ivan Drago? Steven Presley from Thunder Pop TV drops Dolph Lundgren in Austin with Fights Worth Fighting at Gold's Gym on Burnet and a State Theater Sunday night, then Sandy ranks Rocky villains with Apollo one, Clubber Lang two, and Drago a proud third ahead of Spider Rico. The table pivots to Cowboys in Brazil, Jerry Jones...

Would you rather give a comfortable sixty percent and keep your programs, or burn every drop of might before lunch? Sandy opens from the shadow of the 360 Bridge with a big-show tease for Steven Presley, Dr. Bob, and JB's sister Chris, then Tricia's First Laugh lands: she does not want her best, she wants a solid sixty and time to watch her shows. JB clocks her as a don't-worry-about-it person, an...

Dr. Robert Caridi of Westlake Plastic Surgery is back with JB & Sandy for a candid, funny conversation about GLP-1 weight loss, plastic surgery, aging, skincare, social media and body image. Plus, Dr. Caridi weighs in on how Austin has changed, why we need to put down our phones, and whether he’d recommend becoming a doctor today. Smart, funny and completely unfiltered.

What do Waymos on freeways, birthday realtor tears, and a Bevo Trojan horse have in common? The complete podcast-clean edition of The JB and Sandy Show for September 24, 2026. Sandy, JB, and Tricia cover crane rentals and becoming your parents, Waymos and Tesla three strikes, Rapid Fire with JB, Care Don't Care on vegans and Colonel Cody, Athena the owl, Christina's $550 Minute to Win It, JB's bir...

What is the first chore you would hand a house robot before it even unpacks? Tricia's Things We Learned board closes the show: Big Frank may be doing double duty, Christina banks $550 from Minute to Win It (Golden Corral buffet fantasies included), JB's realtor birthday notes still have him emotional, the crew revisits laundry and neck-rub robot priorities, and JB keeps his birthday dinner reserva...

Would dressing the President as Bevo be the ultimate Trojan horse into Neyland? Sandy, JB, and Tricia tee up Knoxville: the only-one-UT and only-one-correct-orange trash talk, then dive into the big VIP. President Trump is headed to Saturday's Texas-Tennessee game, ESPN won't confirm College GameDay, and the crew floats a Bevo mascot reveal, Army-Navy security flashbacks, Nixon as the last preside...

Who actually remembers your birthday better, your friends or your dentist? JB usually skips acknowledging his own birthday, then almost cries at all the meaningful emails and texts from realtors, dentists, eye doctors, chiropractors, and the guy who sold him the car. Scott Crossett at Apple Leasing used to handwrite cards. Now there are pen bots. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave...