The Get Up Show Podcast

Put down that cheese stick if you're headed to bed 10.09.2025 1:40 ↓

Who knew gnawing on my Gouda right before bed was causing all these problems

A criminal was found hiding in an old fridge 10.09.2025 1:13 ↓

He'd have plenty of condiments and pickles to hide behind in my fridge

Modern slang terms completely defined 10.09.2025 2:01 ↓

No more confusion here, this all makes total sense

Living in a crawlspace is an interesting choice 10.09.2025 1:35 ↓

But how does he describe where to go when guests come to visit?

Magic Mushrooms vs. Hiking 10.09.2025 1:11 ↓

Totally shocked this ended poorly

Some really embarrassing moments at work 08.09.2025 1:48 ↓

We've all had one

Grocery shopping has gotten more exclusive 08.09.2025 1:41 ↓

I'm headed to Club Teeter later

Influencers are going to get even hotter 08.09.2025 1:26 ↓

There's a new rendering on what influencers will end up looking like and we're going to love it

When your annual Publisher's Clearing House money dries up 05.09.2025 1:31 ↓

This is a tremendous bummer! Guy was getting $260k per year and then Publisher's Clearing House went belly up

Did you bring your Mom to your job interview? 05.09.2025 1:29 ↓

This has become a thing

Labubu update... they're getting stolen many times over 05.09.2025 1:28 ↓

When your stolen Labubu gets stolen

Woman sends money to "astronaut" who needed money for oxygen 05.09.2025 1:35 ↓

This is a new one in the scam industry

Wedding Crasher and not in a fun Vince Vaughan way 05.09.2025 1:23 ↓

This actually happened (not as bad but still) to my Aunt

So a cat walks into a bar... 05.09.2025 1:43 ↓

Give me a saucer of milk and make it a double

Nurse performs CPR... on a raccoon? 05.09.2025 1:27 ↓

Got to save that trash panda no matter what!

Kid sneaks out of house for Chick-fil-A run 05.09.2025 1:22 ↓

Good thing he didn't try it on a Sunday although that might have taught him a life lesson

Baby born at Burning Man 05.09.2025 1:27 ↓

That's a dusty baby

Don't let ChatGPT draw your next map 18.08.2025 1:51 ↓

Tonnosee and Missasippo sound like lovely places to visit!

So the carnivore diet for babies is becoming a thing 18.08.2025 1:46 ↓

Great, now I have to share my steak with my baby?

Beware of fans 18.08.2025 1:31 ↓

Who knew this was a big deal overseas

A 3 year old broke a $1,500 table by accident and the place made the mom pay 18.08.2025 1:31 ↓

Don't you think that's a bit pricey to use to decorate your ice cream shop?

Creative ideas on using those silica packs 18.08.2025 1:34 ↓

Obviously the first is still do not eat them

Does your tattoo in another language REALLY say what you think it does? 18.08.2025 1:37 ↓

Here's some examples of not getting quite what you asked for

Here's some creative ways to call out of work today 18.08.2025 1:25 ↓

Points if you've used any of these

If you mess with an elephant they will pull your pants down 18.08.2025 1:32 ↓

Getting pantsed by an elephant isn't something I would say I'd expect to have happen